Kung Fu Dunk
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In Basketball, there is a saying:
The person who can control
the rebound, wins the match...
like a boxer with a left hook,
that would move a tank.
However...
slam dunks make me feel good.
To a kindhearted person.
Big Brother,
I found this baby by chance.
I can only leave it to you.
But I feel my fate
is connected to this child.
Here, count this as its present to you.
I can't read.
You can read. Please teach him this.
'Faltering Universe...'
For God's sake! It's 'Altering Universe'
So it is...
He was born for martial arts.
Was he? Please look after him.
Goodbye.
Jump!
Your Lightness Kung Fu has improved a lot!
Next time you wanna jump,
please put some shoes on.
The world was divided into Heaven and Earth
when 'Qiqn and Kun' were created.
Every life form originated
from Yin and Yang.
All changes in life forms in this world'
are related to 'Qi.
Master, I don't get it.
Everything in this world
is made of tiny particles.
'Altering Universe' changes
part of the universe
and then reassembling them.
In a split second,
time is stopped.
You can even turn the clock back.
Master
Master
Master
Can anyone help my Master?
Any one?
Master!
Master!
Master...
My name is Fang Shijie.
I grew up in this Kung Fu school.
My Master told me
I was found next to a basketball court.
Now,
whenever I hear the sound of ball thumping,
my heartbeat increases...
It's not a heart attack.
It's because I will see her there.
I'm too old for love affairs...
But speaking of my love life,
it's been very eventful.
You see, in my life,
there have been 3 girls
who would die for me.
When I first discovered love,
there was a girl who would die for me...
If you keep stalking me,
I'll kill myself.
When I was an adolescent,
there was a girl who would wait for me
until the next life.
Wanna be my boyfriend?
Wait till your next life!
When I was poor and lonely,
there was a girl who would die with me.
If you don't give me the money back...
I'll jump from here with you!
This is a Kung Fu school.
Sure you can tell that?
This is where I grew up.
Technically speaking,
since my Master died from attempting
'Altering Universe',
I've become ever more defiant.
They're Master Fei and Master Wu.
The traditions of Shaolin and Wudang
have been passed on
from one generation to the other.
They're the masters of the 88th
and the 99th generations of the schools.
They are a couple,
Master Ni and Master Huang.
Oh, right,
they were pen pals before.
Good day! Headmaster!
There is someone else at the school
who you should know...
He's the so-called 'World No. 1 Fist God'
Our Headmaster - Wang Biao.
Everyone saw?
In the world of martial arts...
This is my job...
But his fists are so weak,
as long as I put on my iron vest,
it doesn't hurt at all.
How many times have I told you?
Never put on the iron vest
when I punch you!
Here is your punishment: no dinner.
And get out!
Get out!
It's getting late. You're not going home?
I'm locked out.
Wanna sleep here overnight?
Yeah, why not?
Of course not!
Why not?
Why not?
I can tell you didn't eat anything.
And if you didn't eat anything,
you can't fall asleep.
I'm not hungry.
I think you are but you have no money.
Here.
No. Thanks.
Hey, it's not for you.
It's for a bet.
If you can throw this coin into my mouth,
I'll treat you to dinner.
Surely not from such close range.
Not too far either.
Here is fine.
I'm good, right?
French cuisine! Wanna eat?
It's so expensive!
So that shows I'm sincere!
Come on, we're VlPs.
We have a special entrance. Follow me!
Wei, Hua and Fa!
Cool!
You know it's mealtime, right?
Come on...
They're cool!
They're on their home turf here.
But like me,
they don't want to go home.
I count myself as their patron.
And I have a patron as well.
Bao!
Dad!
My daughter, Bao.
Does she look like me?
Sadly... she doesn't.
She looks like her mum.
thought you weren't coming today.
Of course I'm coming.
We have a guest today.
Two set dinners!
Hmm...
Hmm... okay.
Let's have escargots for a starter.
There are lots left over.
And steaks as well.
Come on, cheers!
A '92 topped with a '94?
Wow, Dad, you're so good at tasting wine!
It's mixed with '92, '94 and '96.
Leftovers from 3 tables.
People choose a wine by the year,
but I go for the whole decade!
All the best wines of the '90s!
Try some escargots.
Take your time.
I need to check if the customers have left.
Come on, cheers! Here's to our grand plan!
Cheers.
What plan?
My grand plan means 'Two swords in One'.
Your athletic potential combined
with my brain.
Look at the colour of it,
isn't it great?
It tastes even better.
Almost the best whiskey
of the 21 st century.
Try it.
Of course!
It's more than 1 000 dollars
cheaper than the real thing.
what's good or bad.
Brother Hu,
some idiot wants to bet on darts!
You know, I never lose in a darts game.
If we fill the bottles
with the fake whisky,
no one will ever know.
How about 70% for me and 30% for you?
Okay?
Brother Hu, can I have another 200 dollars?
How is this possible? You never lose!
I'll definitely win this time.
I'm being very fair...
One for you, another one for me...
One for me, one for me again
and another one for you...
I was wondering who would be your champion!
Hu!
Ah, I forgot we were on your turf!
Let's pretend it never happened,
alright?
You stole my money
and now you're giving it back to me.
What does this mean?
Do you remember
I was a good friend of your dad's?
I held you in my arms
and you peed on me...
Jie, come on,
don't forget we need to meet someone.
Come on, let's go...
You can have ice cream somewhere else!
Come on, quick, let's go...
Iet's go!
Jie, let's go!
'85? No wonder it's so good!
Beat him to death!
Surround him!
Have you decided yet?
Can we open the window?
We have to keep our meeting a secret.
All doors and windows have to be shut
until we've finished.
Okay, let me tell you.
We can never agree to a merger.
Ah... you're not listening to me...
Never listening to me...
I bet you won't give up
until the last nail is in the coffin?
Look at these big fat gold bars.
Enough to make up your mind?
It's all yours.
Last night,
a student of ours
was making trouble in a nightclub.
It's seriously damaged
the reputation of our school.
I hoped he'd come out and admit it.
Who did it? Step forward!
What have I taught you?
A decent man should be responsible
for what he's done.
Well, I'll count to 3.
If no one steps forward,
I'll expel you all!
One!
Two...
Thanks...
It was him!
That's enough for now.
It's okay. He's really tough.
No... my hit men are tired.
Sure, sure, they must be tired.
I'll treat them to dinner tonight.
You never learned.
Now, you have ruined our reputation.
For that...
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