Kung Fu Panda 2 Page #3

You will need help!

Thank you brave sheep,

but it's too dangerous..

I can't let you.

Oh.. No, not me.

It's not safe to speak you.

Right!

I'm talking about, Masters Ox and Croc!

They are in Gongmen Jail,

at Black Dragon area.

What?

They're still alive?

They must be in that jail..

Gathering intelligents hatching a plot to use

their awesomeness to defeat the weapon.

Okay, let's go!

Thank you, sheep.

Hey!

Stop that costume!

Uhh.. Sorry!

Take.. That!

- Keep running!

- Faster!

Now!

Got you!

Huh?

Where did they go?

Split up!

Search every where!

What about over there?

Is 'there' a part of every where?

I.. I guess.

Then search there!

The most be close.

I can feel a Kung-Fu chill,

riding up by my side!

Sorry, Po.

It's just me!

Look!

'Gongmen Jail'!

Oh.. It's cute.

Cute? Huh?

Nice work, Po.

At the first sight of trouble,

I'll give you a signal.

Gaga-Gagy!

- You mean like Crane does?

- Yeah!

Excuse me!

When have I ever, made that noise?

Master Ox!

Master..

Master Croc!

Hey.. Master storming, Ox!

I can't belive, I'm rescuing

actula legends of Kung-Fu.

No, they wouldn't leave

a key around here.

Oh, good.. You found it!

Come on you guys. Yeah!

We're coming for you, Shen!

Guys, are we going or not?

Do you wanna do this later? I mean,

you do wanna take back you city. Right?

Of course, we do.

But if we stand up against Shen,

he will turn the weapon on the city!

Listen to your self.

You're protecting Gongmen city,

by not protecting Gongmen city?

If we all fight together..

Then the weapon would kill, everyone.

Oh, would it?

Then we use, a sneak attack.

- We'll get inside, and then...

- And then you'll be stopped!

By the unstoppable weapon.

No thing is unstoppable.

Except for me. When I'm stopping you

from telling me something unstoppable.

Master Ox,

I'm not let you stay in this cell!

Then let's just see

how you get me out!

You guys see that?

It's called beeing awesome!

Come on! what ever

happen to be a hero?

The only hero in this town,

is the dead one.

Like I said; You are not

getting me outta this cell!

Yes!

Alright. Let's go!

I get the top bunk.

It's time to surrender, panda.

Kung-Fu is dead!

I..

You.. You.. Kung-Fu is a dea..aa.ad!

Fine!

You stay in your prison of fear!

With bars made of hopelessnest.

And all you get is 3 square

meals a day of... Shame.

With disparateful dessert.

We'll take on Shen.

And prove to all those

who hunger for justice!

And honor, 'The Kung-Fu still lives'.

Yeah!

Monkey?!

Gaga!

You.. You're mine!

I'll tell you what's gonna be yours..

My fist and those guards deadly

punch, to your super-sole face!

Uh-ouh!

Get him!

- Get me outta here!

- Yes, sir!

- Stop him!

- Yeah!

- Lose him!

- Yes, sir!

Hang on!

Watch out!

Try this, fool!

Sure, I did!

Maybe something small.

Oh, no!

You better get off from me!

- Higher!

- Higher!

We lost them.

Again!

Crane, catch!

Guys, guys, guys.. give me a shot.

Mantis, now!

Is that all you got? Because I fell

it like a beetles filthy fight!

This glad is about to put under thunder!

Why there are.. so.. many.. signs?!

Come here!

I like to squash..

Yes!

Taste of the defeat.

Let me tell you something..

Next time you miss with a panda,

you better bring a whole...

Guess no body told you;

If you miss with a wolve..

You'll get the fangs.

I hit you twice..

what are you gonna do now?

We surrender!

You could chain my body but you will

never chain my.. warrior spirit.

- They don't forget the little guy!

- Did you just called me..

Po, what're you doing?

Trust me, I gotta a... pla..ww!

No way!

Eight point akupressur cuffs!

Just like the one that held Tailong, the

more you move the tier they get..

These are the best cuffs.

Greetings, panda.

At last we meet.

No. No, no, no..

We meet at last!

Yes!

That's it!

Greetings, panda.

We meet at..

You are afraid for a reason.

I'm not afraid.

He's coming to me in chains.

Have anyone should be afraid?

You!

Don't you, little sick goat!

I hope this turns out

better than you planned to..

Cup rice in your stomache by eating

raw and dreanking boiling watter.

This plan's nothing like that plan.

This is one's gonna work!

Keep moving.

Ah... My old enemy!

Stairs!

Thanks for carying me.

This is the last of my claim..

Okay.

I threw up a little bit on the third floor,

Someone might wanna clean that up.

There's some sort of evil janitor, or something.

Greetings, panda.

We meet at..

Hi. How you doing?

Hey...

You've grown up

bigger than I thought.

Hey, okay.

I have enough food.

Strong.

Healthy.

Look, I don't know who you are.

But please stand a side, sir.

That's a lady!

Oh.. Sorry!

The beard through me,

it's kind of miss leading.

False every time.

Enough of this!

Bring the prisoners to me.

Sorry ma'am. Get ready guys,

keep your eyes held for the..

Weapon!

We did it! I just Kung-Fued it.

Did you guys see that?

I was all like..

Waao!

How do you actually believe,

this is the warrior destined to defeat me?

I do not!

I know he is.

Look at him!

A life time to plan his revenge,

then he comes to be on his knee.

A life time.. Wo-wo-wo!

I did not have a life time.

We only heard about

master Rhino a few days ago,

And we've came to revenge him!

You've come to revange,

nothing else?

Well, Yeah. All the pots and pants

that you stole, I want those back.

Nothing else?

You probaly did some evil step, for long away.

I don't know..

What else did you do?

- You don't know?

- Know what?

What's so funny?

Very thing!

Did you clearly do not know?

Okay, enough for these readls!

Would you guys spell the bins?

First we know, we came in and

the weapon is tiny.. surprise, it's big!

And then, lady over here,

I think it's a guy, he's gotta be..

The only reason you're still alive,

Is that, I found your stupidity, mildly amusing.

Well, thank you. But I found your

evilness extremely annoying!

Who do you think you are, panda?

Who do you think am I, peacock?

Why are we laughing?

Take him.

Fire!

Can you light that... thing?

Here the bug!

Get the weapon!

Tigress!

- You.. You were there.

- Yes.. Yes, I was!

You just let Shen, get away.

We destroyed the weapon!

Fire!

Uh.. No!

He's got a way more.

Wow!

My wings!

- Help, Po!

- Coming!

Watch out!

Po!

- Help me up!

- No. Get him down.

Use the ropes.

Run, run.. Little panda!

Help, come on!

We need you to focus.

I've got it, I've got it!

Bring 'em down!

- We trapped!

- This way.

Good bye!

Fire!

Get back!

Lonely way out, is up.

What?

Follow me.

Come on!

Where are they going?

To the top!

Come on, peacock!

You'll be down!

You idiot!

My nose!

Call in the wolves.. All of them!

I want them ready to move!

The year of the peacock,

begins now!

Right now?

'Cause it's the middle of the year.

So you don't only get, like a

half of the year of peacock.

And this is the year,

of course, of the peacock.

Happy new year, sir!

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