Kung Fu Traveler Page #5

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and muscles of steel?

Who are you?

Master, I'm a robot

created by human beings.

I traveled here from 200 years

in the future.

Our earth is under the attack of aliens

who plan to take over the planet

and eliminate human beings.

Southern Kung Fu can defeat aliens

in close combat,

so I was sent back to 200 years earlier,

which is today, to learn Southern Kung Fu.

Although I have difficulty understanding

what you're saying...

I do know that you are learning

Southern Kung Fu

to save people who are bullied

and depressed,

to fight against enemies

like the foreigners in our age.

A Jie, I'll ask other masters

in Guangdong and Guangxi

to teach you Southern Kung Fu

of other regions.

After achieving mastery,

you'll reach the supreme level.

This is not purely

Southern Kung Fu movements.

He gets the upper hand

with speed and strength.

Master Zhou says that kung fu style

is a good representation

of local people's goodness.

His punch...

It corresponds with the greediness

and aggression of westerners.

The eldest fellow apprentice said

he learnt western boxing.

You better leave these things

to your master.

Your index has been growing

but hasn't reached the peak yet.

You'd better hurry up

to finish your task.

Jump!

Over there.

Concentrate on that.

It's you.

Senior fellow apprentice.

Stop, A Jie, he's an alien.

He traveled to this era

by transmitting his brain wave

to the eldest fellow apprentice's body,

so you'll fail your task.

He killed your last master

to stop you from learning kung fu

and to infuriate you into killing someone.

If you break the Three Principles

for robots,

you'll self-destruct

and the mission will be a failure.

A Jie, what happened here?

-Is General Feng all right?

-Yes, he's all right.

Duran and the eldest fellow apprentice

did it.

I knew it was him.

He ran away.

I failed to stop him.

This bastard.

-General Feng.

-Master Zhou.

The contest was only a diversion.

He just wanted to put this cannon

into my residence,

so that they could kill me.

It's such a deliberate plan.

It means the foreigners are scared of me.

-Brave soldiers, are you scared?

-No, Sir!

A Jie, your Southern Kung Fu skill

has reached the peak.

And you've understood the meaning

of mountains and rivers in kung fu.

You are good to go.

Master, I want to go

to the South Holding Pass.

Guarding South Holding Pass,

that's our job.

You have little time left for your task.

But he's not a human being.

Senior fellow apprentice is possessed

by an alien and he is targeting me.

Is he one of the foreigners who are

occupying our homeland in the future?

Then he should definitely be handled

by us.

No, Master, no!

I have to come with you.

Get the hell away from me!

Hey, you! Take him away from me!

Your index hasn't reached 100 percent yet.

We are almost out of time.

I will not let the alien step

on the South Holding Pass.

I have to go help Master.

I can't leave the pass occupied

by foreigners.

Your task is to master kung fu.

Warriors in the future need your help.

I have to go.

Hold on.

Let me increase your ability

to control your emotions.

"Sleep Mode Activated"

The aliens are about to conquer

the command post.

No.

This isn't my Big Brother.

Surrender now.

This is the pace of the industrial

civilization development.

You can't stop bullets

or the advance of wheels of history.

This isn't him. You are not--

-Let go of me.

-You'll get yourself killed.

Brave soldiers,

let's protect our Qing Dynasty

and kill the foreigners. Fight!

Kill them.

History is written.

Even if you go there, you can't change it.

I don't care about history.

I can't watch the Master and Xiaohua

killed by the alien.

What are you going to do?

A Jie.

To be honest, I actually fancy you.

But the eldest fellow apprentice...

He's not supposed to be like this.

-I have to go and finish this.

-Don't.

Go save the General. Go!

Wait until I come back.

Don't forget your senior

fellow apprentice who loves eating.

Xiaohua!

Xiaohua!

In a war, casualty is inevitable.

When you see casualty,

you are urged by something

to kill your fellowmen.

That thing is the seventh flavor of life.

Yes, the flavor of pain.

Master!

Master. Master, wake up.

Master.

Master.

In the end,

I understood the pain of the heart.

But I'd like to let you understand

failure.

You've lost your beloved ones,

your mountains and rivers.

Don't you want to take revenge?

Don't you feel like killing someone?

I'm not like you.

A Jie.

Why are you here?

Where is the chip?

-A Jie.

-Go!

Go now!

Don't you ever want to transmit

the Southern Kung Fu skill back?

The Earth will be possessed by us

in the future.

And then, I will surely kill you all.

We are almost out of time.

We have to get the chip

with Southern Boxing skill.

In the end, I understood mountains

and rivers in the movement

and the sun and the moon on the feet!

Are you insane?

Go now! Go on!

We don't have time.

If you kill me, you'll die too.

If you violate the Three Principles,

your self-destruction system

will be launched.

After traveling back in time,

you should do nothing

that would change history.

By the way, it's a single-way time travel.

So you won't be able to get back.

"Self-destruct Sequence Initiated"

"Hu"

"On May 23rd, 1885 Experienced

general Feng Zicai"

"leading the Qing army

defeated the French at Zhennan Pass"

Robot Number 1 has finished the task.

Data transmission begins.

Besides these movements and tips,

I have some personal experience

to share with you,

which hopefully will be helpful to you.

The highest level of Southern Kung Fu

is understanding mountains and rivers

and the sun and the moon.

To come to this level,

you have to throw punches

for people worth giving your life for.

Even if the these punches could smash

your body into pieces,

you do it with no regrets.

I did so, and I have no regrets.

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