La migliore offerta
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Pinewood marriage chest
with groove joinery
and hand-forged hinges
Walnut sideboard.
16th-century French decorations
of herms
and griffin-shaped cartouches.
Embellished deplorably
in the 19th century.
A pair of oak veneer cabinets
in the Flemish style.
Upper section with two doors,
featuring carved anthropomorphic
figures and caryatids.
Something wrong, Mr. Oldman?
Is it important?
If you were kind enough
to let me have this as a gift,
I'd be delighted to accept.
I don't remember that.
It may look like mouldy wood,
but centuries ago,
beneath the mould,
there must have been a painting.
- Good evening. How are you?
- Very well.
The management
and staff of Styrorex
would like to offer our best wishes,
Mr. Oldman.
Happy birthday, Mr. Oldman.
This year, our chefs wish
to dedicate in your honour
an ancient recipe
of a Renaissance dessert
made of choux cream
and bitter almonds.
Enjoy.
- Most likely a rash.
- lt must be that.
Was it not to your taste,
Mr. Oldman?
Quite the contrary, but you see,
my birthday is tomorrow.
It is now 10:
35pmand I'm very superstitious.
Pretend I had accepted.
The day after tomorrow, then.
The director of the Vatican Museum
wants you to call him back.
The reliquary attributed to Cellini,
I presume.
The report on this is ready.
There's a pile of gifts.
What shall I do with them?
Send them to my house
except the mobile.
Only one this year.
Good. Word's out that I hate them.
Unless you've changed your habits,
you'll have to answer that.
It's the first call on your birthday.
Tradition.
Hello.
I have no wish
to waste your time.
- Who's speaking?
- It's me, Claire Ibbetson.
Please don't hang up on me.
You're Mr. Oldman's secretary,
aren't you?
You can speak to me.
It makes no difference.
You see, I... I don't know anybody.
I'm on my own.
I'm sorry, Miss lbbetson,
this is not a helpline.
I'm not explaining myself very well.
I'm not in the habit
That's a considerable stroke
of good fortune.
- Talking to people is perilous.
- I'm desperate...
You made the call
so you're running the risk.
It's about the furniture
of my parents' villa.
They... about a year ago.
- You see?
- I understand.
An estate of great...
I've always heard it referred to
as being of...
Extremely valuable.
Very rare pieces,
including paintings.
Unfortunately,
I have no photographs.
So what?
To be honest, I haven't decided yet,
but I would like to have a...
Oh, I'm out of my depth.
What's the word?
- Valuation.
- Exactly.
That is why I asked
to speak to Mr. Oldman.
Does Mr. Oldman have the pleasure
of knowing you?
Oh, no, not at all.
He doesn't know me.
But... but I know a lot about him.
Mr. Oldman's assistants
are responsible for assessments.
- I'll put you through.
- Perhaps I didn't make myself clear.
I must speak
to Mr. Oldman in person.
Mr. Oldman never presides
over early appraisals.
But you see, before he died,
Dad told me that
if I decided to sell everything,
I should entrust the auction sale
to Mr. Virgil Oldman.
- In his opinion, the best.
- Sold!
Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me
great pleasure to present lot 231,
a refracting elongated telescope
constructed by Galileo Galilei.
It's still in perfect working order.
Can we open bidding,
please, at 1,000,000?
- 1,100,000.
- 1,100,000. 1,200,000.
1,300,000.
1,400,000 on the telephone.
1,500,000 back in the room.
1,600,000.
1,700,000.
1,800,000 in the room.
1,900,000. 2,000,000.
At 2,000,000.
Gesundheit. Was that a bid?
At 2,000,000. 2,100,000.
2,300,000 on the telephone.
2,500,000. I can sell it. 2,700,000.
At 2,700,000.
Any more? Are we all done?
At 2,700,000.
Sold. Congratulations, sir.
Lot 232.
Disciple of Boris Gregorian, Thurst.
Oil on canvas, 60 x 70.
This one will go to the best offer.
1,000. 2,000.
3,000. 4,000. 5,000 online.
6,000. 7,000.
8,000. 9,000 on the telephone.
10,000 back in the room.
11,000 online.
12,000. 13,000 online.
14,000. 15,000.
This is not doing my neck any good.
At 15,000.
20,000. At 20,000.
Any more? Sold!
- Beautiful, isn't it?
- Yes. Very.
You never miss a trick,
do you, governor?
- Who is it really?
- Yansky.
A Russian painter
who died in the late '30s.
An outstanding landscape painter.
But among his many landscapes,
he painted three portraits.
And this is one of the three.
It's double, alright?
How long have
we known each other?
Quite a while.
We've pulled off some sharp tricks
time after time.
Remember Milo Hensen?
You were the only one who knew
he was going to be big.
We got that portrait of his mother
for a song
from under the noses
of that bunch of idiots.
You almost sound bitter
you didn't get more.
Have we ever talked about money,
you and me?
- Honestly, no.
- It's been good enough for you.
It's been good enough for me,
you misery.
What matters is that you're satisfied.
My only regret is never being able
to persuade you
that my paintings are evidence
of a great artistic talent.
A love of art
and knowing how to hold a brush
doesn't make an artist.
You need an inner mystery.
A knack you've never possessed.
You're right. Double wasn't enough.
In my 36 years in this business,
never has anyone had the gall
to keep me waiting 40 minutes.
It's a disgrace.
A display of bad manners.
Let me explain.
I tried to call.
- There's no excuse.
- I tried to call.
Never come near me again.
Nobody answered and
I don't have your mobile number.
I do not possess a mobile phone.
lt's the lbbetson woman
on the phone.
- Tell her to go to hell.
- She's crying.
Serves her right.
She was hit by a car
on her way to meet you.
So much the worse for her.
It's no concern of mine.
She was left unconscious.
She was lying in a pool of blood
when the ambulance arrived.
Alright. Put her through.
- Yes?
- Please forgive me.
I had no intention
to be in any way disrespectful.
Nothing too serious, I hope.
No. Fortunately,
they'II... they'll let me out tomorrow.
Good.
I hope you make a speedy recovery.
Would you consent
to a new appointment?
- Please.
- Alright.
But I'm sending an assistant.
I hope it's the same one
I spoke to last time.
What do you mean?
Well, I can't explain it,
but I understood from the outset
that voice could only
have been yours, Mr. Oldman.
Truly surprising,
wouldn't you say?
We think we'll be able
to bring out the whole face,
part of her dress
and the left side of the background.
Incredible. But what made
Mr. Oldman think that?
- What period is it from?
- Too soon to say.
Perhaps Mr. Oldman
will be able to work this out
more quickly and better than us.
- It's a fake.
- How is that possible?
- It's beautiful!
- I didn't say it wasn't.
I said it wasn't authentic.
From an analysis
of the pigments and wood,
we thought it was pre-17th century.
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