Lady Cop & Papa Crook

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Green Bay, China

Ready

Hey. What did I tell you?

Darren. Police

Boss, are you alright?

Boss Boss? Boss

Give me your hand

Boss. Run. Boss

Let go of me. Get lost

Boss. Boss

Jardine's Lookout, Hong Kong

John, this is Uncle Fok,

go watch the news on Darren quickly

The wreck may have been caused by the leak

Imelda

Sir

Cigarette

I quit

Damn it. Give it to me

A diesel smuggling truck exploded

in Green Bay China

During a Police crackdown on

bootlegged diesel

A refitted diesel truck tried to break away

It was intercepted after it ran 2 road blocks

But exploded after tilting over

and crashed into a passenger car

The 32-year-old driver is Hong Kong

resident Darren Shum

During the bust

Police have arrested 5 suspects on charges of

smuggling oil

and several refitted diesel trucks were found

Uncle Wing

I saw the news

I'm sorry. Put everything on hold

I met this cute guy at the gym

We went home to have a good time

Right in the middle of it, he seemed pissed

I opened my eyes and glared at him

But he was quick. He closed his eyes

and started panting and moaning

It's your imagination

I've been doing this for years

I play this game everyday

I don't blame him, I just went along

He moans, I moan. He rocks, I rock

Believe it or not, after a while

I was quite high

I finally figured it out

Whether you're happy with a guy has nothing

to do with love

What's more important?

Cooperation

We worked so well with each other

We decided to have another go at LKF

But never thought I'd run into Jenny and Jay

from upstairs

And that Beckham look-alike

from the 25th floor as well

That night at the annual dinner

One guy picked me up and another one

dropped me off

You screwed them both?

The fortune teller said it's in my destiny

Why let a good thing go to waste?

A woman should be faithful

Derek had you pegged

He proposed

Valentines' Day in Grand Hyatt Ballroom

Reception at 6, dinner at 9

I thought it's fully booked

You need to book a wedding banquet?

For me, it's the funeral home

It's for my cousin

She's only 20

But 3 months pregnant

It works every time

You plan to do that to Michael?

When was the last time you got laid?

He bought a box of condom in 1997

I think there are 2 left

Hey

Hey

This is a shoe rack, not the fridge

I can't help it

I don't get it, I can't help it

He cracks up every other day

The doctor ruled out depression

and he has an IQ of 140

It was my fault. I thought artists...

are so cool

After college, he promised to marry me

after he finishes his first piece

I thought it would only take a month

I was so excited I tried out

all the wedding gowns

That was 10 years ago

Come to Mommy

Now I can't tell if I'm his girl or his mom

Who the hell turned off the lights?

Ladies, show time

Who do I remind you of?

Aaron Kwok?

Ricky Martin

Tonight, I'm all yours

What for?

You name it. I'll do it

Are you sure?

If he can't

Let me

Uncle, that's the table for seniors

Missie, it's hard to find a good partner

Toto and I work well together

What about me, Momo?

Gogo, Momo, and Toto, $5,000 each

Now you can have us for $10,000

I only want him, that's $5,000?

Come on. We're having such a good time

$6,000

A real bargain

Bargain?

Of course

Deal

Vincent, it's me

Bring the car around

Thank you

Thank you

Police

You're charged with indecent conduct

Men on the left, women on the right.

Get your I.D.s ready

Sir, this is a social dance

What kind of social dance, Fatso?

Didn't you hear me?

Left, right

My left

Don't worry. It's a routine check

They never arrest anyone

I'm Senior Inspector Maureen Szeto

Hold up the money you received

Just do as you're told

Momo. Hold up the money

You set us up, b*tch

Take it easy

I want to sue for molestation

Take him to the hospital for a check up

Yes, Madam

Very well

Calm down

B*tch

Look the other way

I cleaned it for you

What?

I still can't marry you, I'm worthless

Don't say that. Work comes first

A man cannot be like this

You're telling me

Actually

I want to marry you as soon as possible

Great. When?

I said as soon as possible

Not good enough. What would my Mom say?

I'm sure she'll understand

I am ready, baby

Come on

Yeah

What's this bagel doing in bed?

I found this bagel on you

You are rotten,

how dare you expose my secret?

I have to go now. Put on the scarf

Don't let my precious Jimmy catch a cold

Daddy, I love you

You want to play hooky again?

No. You smell good 'coz you didn't smoke

Keep up the good work

Alright

Have a good time

No function for this Christmas

No, last year many students went away

Attendance was low,

we're not doing anything this year

I'm going away tomorrow

With your colleagues?

No, by myself

Alone

Bye

Bye

Where are you going? I want to come

Stop horsing around, Boss

Ask Jimmy to find out

where Miss Chan is going

you'll have your silent night, horny night

Watch it. You're in the school

Your wife just called

Your relatives are waiting for you

Really?

These past few weeks, Bowie and Uncle Fok

have been quite busy

I know

Tell them to take off their shoes

Imelda, get some soya sauce

John, you're the Boss

You wanted us to wait,

we wouldn't dare do anything else

But it's been months

What's our next move?

Nobody will sell us any diesel

We've been blacklisted

We can't even get laid in Shenzhen

let alone make a living

The men are getting antsy

Even the mole in the oil company

is asking for the moon

They want a $80 million deposit

$80 millions, pal

We have zero income these last months

Where the hell can we get $80 millions?

Uncle Wing, can you?

What about you, Uncle Fok?

I made a deal with Donald Ng

He'll take care of the $80 millions

and take whatever cut we give him

The key is for him to get involved

Getting a good partner is crucial

He heads the largest triad in Hong Kong

What do you think, Yammy?

I'm his uncle, let me say something

John

John...what are you doing?

Something wrong with your ears?

I told you to take off your shoes

John. John

Come on

You brought a gun

Your deal with Donald is to take me out?

That's a lie

I told John about your deal with Donald

You forgot how Darren died?

Darren would be alive

if they didn't swap shifts

John already raised $80 millions

We're family, what the hell is this?

Put the gun away or you're not family anymore

Are you nuts, Dad?

He's here to raise hell

John is family, he's not

You are right, son

Right. We're family

Then let me warn you

If there's no deal,

Donald will come after you

Damn it

Come and give me a hand

John mortgaged the house

and raised $80 millions

Now we're in the same boat

If you rock it, someone will get screwed

He's still moving

Not the vein. Go for the aorta

Donald thinks we're at wits' end

Catch him off guard and get rid of him

Your cousin thinks we're at wits' end

Catch him off guard and get rid of him

Call me back right away

What is it?

What is it?

Hurry

Maureen, are you alright?

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