Lakshyam Page #3

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We will move parallel

to this stream.

lnspector Rajan, you and yourteam

can take this route.

And this will be our

meeting point.

Ok sir.

Al right men. Be careful,

Be Alert.

Ok sir.

So do as you are told.

Let's start.

Sir

Sir

Come on.

Will you walk fast.

How can you?

You don?t understand my situation right now

Why did you remove it then?

it's got enough holes in it.

Oh l am poor man.

l will buy brand new ones after

l get the 3 lakhs you promised

Why aren't you sitting?

ls this a board meeting to

sit down and discuss things?

But if you sit down.

things would become better.

don't know. l should have drunk

more tea or coffee.

Usually it takes less

time than this.

Will you just keep your mouth shut..

and open up your bowel for a change.

Brother, if you keep on talking

lt might help my bowel movements.

Ok not interested it seems.

(Singing a popular song from a malayalam

movie 'Maheshinte Prathikaram')

(Continue Singing)

(Singing a popular song from a malayalam

movie 'Maheshinte Prathikaram')

Disgusting.

What a disgusting smell.

So doesn't your sh*t smell the same

or does it have the fragrance ofjasmine?

Will you just stop

this nonsense?

nonsense.

How can my language

be so disgusting?

Doesn't the word? Sh*t?

mean the same in Malayalam and English

or does it translate into the

word ? icecream? when it comes to English?

l'm just saying.

Would you pass me my underwear..

Please.

Now, i feel much relaxed.

We are lucky that we

wound up in a forest.

if this was desert then we would

have been dead right now.

Will you raise the standards

of yourjoke?

l was not joking at all.

We don't have to face the heat of the sun and

we have enough shade to keep us cool.

Will you just keep quiet for sometime.

l cant.

l can keep up for one week

without any food.

But if l stop talking

then l might die.

As l am not educated that much.

This way.

l get educated by talking

to other people vigorously.

lf l stop talking

l may become a layman.

Do you understand?

What should l give you to keep

you quiet for 10 minutes?

Brother, if you don't keep talking then our

journey might become boring.

Yes. so what!

But if you don't keep your mouth shut

then my journey will become boring.

So shall we sing a song?

Yeah. sure it's a better option.

Let me think of a song...

Would you like to hear a

muslim traditional song?

Sing whatever you want!

Oh... Wait a second

why is there fur all over this place?

Yeah, why is there fur all

overthis place.

Oh my god!!

Let's Run

l hope your air shoes

doesn?t get punctured

Catch it!

Oh..god!!

l think its from that side

Overthere.

Move Move

Move fast.

Wait

You are one who told me that there

are no wild animals here

then where the hell did

that bear come from?

Was that a bear?

Then shouldn't have run.

Then why did you run?

l am obliged to do the

same thing as you do

Why were you screaming then?

Me? When?

One minite, i want think about that

Hey look at that

What?

Hey don't go.

Come.

look at that

come

ls this thing poisonous?

No way mate.

it's a wild fruit. have it.

Oh. Now i get it.

So you believe that monkey

more than me huh?

Don't swallow the whole thing

it's not good forthe stomach.

ahhhhh.

Don't make that noise

you might attract that bear again

l think my stomach is upset.

Hey don't be so upset. if the bear comes again

we can run off okay?

No, l meant that my

stomach is upset

l think its gas trouble

l told you again and again

not to eat that thing.

l haven't eaten anything for 2 days

My stomach was pleading

for some food

lt's good to do some dieting

This is nothing, l have survived on

tapwaterfor 3 days

Do you know that?

l think my stomach is in trouble

Stop dragging me

Where are you running to?

l saw a river near by

River?

Where??

The place where you went this morning to sh*t.

Where is the place?

lt's very ugent to me.

please tell me mate

lt was not a river

it was a stream

Whatever

lets go there.

No way man.lt's about

one and a half hours from here

Sh*t.

l cant hold forthat long

Why are you laughing?

Cant you help me solve this dilemma?

How can l help you sh*t.

you have to do that all by yourself.

No, l meant.. could you suggest a place for me

to.. Wait a minite. let me think about..

l cant hold for a minute

show me a spot please.

How many cents do you need?

Hmm.. Yes got it..

come

There are two rooms here

Sit here

There is no privacy here

Then sit here

Do you need any help?

Don?t you dare look here. Okay?

Oh what do you think you are?

a beauty queen?

Oh my god

this smells like jasmine itself.

l told you to do give me a company

when l went to sh*t this morning

but you were not interested

but now what happened?

Can l share a happy news with you?

What's that?

How will you wipe your back now?

Yes, you are right

how will l wipe it?

Yes, that is what l am asking you

how will you?

Hmm..do one thing

wipe it with a leaf

that is your punishment from god for

mocking others who are in misery

Oh my god

What?

What is it?

ls someone coming?

Yes.. something is coming?

Who??

(Singing a popular song from a malayalam

movie 'Maheshinte Prathikaram')

Sorry!!

l saw it .. Okay?

What exactly did you see?

Why are taking this banana leaf and walking

around. Are you going to have your lunch on it?

Who is going to see your private parts

in this dense forest?

What about the policemen?

lf they see, they will salute for it.

Oh.. it's so cold

So tell me what was

your police case?

Yes, Mr. Mathew

Good morning

What's up!

Are you ready?

Okay

l will there in a moment

Okay. l will call you on the way.

Alright

Okay Okay

Alright man l?ll see you

Ah Vimal. l am waiting for you

Where are you now?

Yes Mr. Mathew

l am coming now.

You just talk to the client and

get back to me, Okay?

l will be there in like 15 minutes

Alright!

Hello!

Hey girl.

Hey!!!

someone please be with me.

please help me.

this is just a small case

you can handle it by yourself.

Side please

l will come with you sir

Wait. step aside will you?

you do yourjob bloody bengali!

We malayali's can handle this one.

ls she okay sir?

Take the vehicle to the hospital now.

lt's always like that.

if an accident occurs, suddenly the locals will

form a council around the victim

and then they will attack the driver,advise him

on road rules and discuss their opinions on it.

it goes on like this..

but there will be no rascals to

take the victim to the hospital.

Then what happened?

l took her to the hospital.

Wait, Wait.

Let me predict the

next twist in your story

the drivertook off after dropping

you at the hospital.

am i right??

Yes.

That's it.

Then we are clear about

that part of the story.

How did you know that?

You know, lt's a lt's a tradition

of our society.

There are so many fools like

you here in our town.

So, tell me the rest

You took her to the hospital

then?

Then what can l do Mr. Mathew

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