Lap Dance Page #3

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Monica?

What?

I love you.

Okay, bye.

Yeah

Ah

Monica?

Monica Moore?

No.

Sherry. My name is Sherry.

Oh.

How long you been

dancing here, Sherry?

Since tonight.

That's crazy. You look exactly

like this girl

I went to junior high with.

I had a huge crush on her.

I want five songs.

They're 20 each.

That's like $100.

I know how much they are.

What...?

Wait. You can't do that.

What the f*** are you doing?

What's going on?

I want my money back.

What are you doing?

He had his hands all over me.

Can he do that?

Uh, can I just steal her away

for a second, boo-boo?

Yeah, yeah.

Thanks, baby.

What are you doing?

He had his hands

all over me.

Okay, well, Matt E. let's them

touch anything but the na-na.

Okay? So when you're

on the floor, that fine.

In the VIP...

I don't remember

you telling me that.

Well, I did tell you that.

Okay, dancing on the main stage

is okay,

but walking the floor

is hustling for lap dances?

Monica, calm down, okay?

I can't do it.

Okay, well,

you're going to have to, okay?

First time, it's the hardest.

After that it's fine.

I told you, okay? Drink this.

What is it?

It something

to make you relax.

Drink it. I promise.

Close your eyes.

I don't know.

Look and think

that he's like Brad Pitt

or something.

I'll pretend he's Kevin.

Girl, what your man

done for you lately?

Yeah, I know you like the way

I rap over break beats

Somebody come beside me

I'm grinding with a girl

And she be having

my baby

Yeah, did I forget

to mention

If you wanted to give her

attention

All you had to do...

It's got that cut, colour,

clarity and karat

Every rich in here

is trying to inherit

In the pages to the rule book

I'm gonna tear it out

Your p*ssy

like my favourite jeans

I'm gonna wear it out

Big-ass titties

You all that and then some

Fat booty

You got all of that

and then some

You got all of that,

it add up to a big sum

Let's practice making

a little girl a big sun

Ooh, emphasis

on the "practice"

I'm like General Custer

with bedroom battle tactics

Eating up the p*ssy,

no resting for rematches

Ripping off

the surgeon general warning

On the mattress

I ain't playing

till your man game over, man

And you see-see

done-done this thang again

It's only right

that I be fit with a queen

'Cause I'm

the California king

Wanna Cali-fornicate

Put your back up, baby

Drop it to the ground,

make them squares go crazy

Girl, what your man

done for you lately?

Yeah, I know you like the way

I rap over break beats

Somebody come beside me

I'm grinding with a girl

And she be having

my baby

Did I forget to mention

If you wanted to give her

attention

All you had to do...

You know, your body

like a snake

There's venom in your denim

Don't know how much

I can take

Before I'm standing

at attention

I see you work it, baby

The main perk, baby

You got my grown ass

drooling like the Gerber baby

Turn around with it,

show me your La Perla, baby

To the ground with it,

drive a nigga stir-crazy

Apply a little pressure

and get it right back

You got your girls,

and what you tell them

You'll be right back

Building up steam, girl

God as my witness,

what you got in them britches

Should be labelled

obscene

'Cause I ain't never seen

half the things

That you do in them jeans

Do you bang with it?

I'm gonna just lay,

you can rock with it

I'll take you to the crib,

do a whop in it

Go ahead, make them drop,

I'mma watch

And it's not that

I can't dance

It's what you ought

to lean to

That ain't a pistol

in my pants

I'm just happy to see you

How much money

did you make tonight?

About 700.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Just going to...

here on the lip.

Babe.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No. No kissing.

I got all that stuff

from the club on me.

Men and smoke.

I got to shower.

Besides, I'm sore

from all that walking...

and grinding.

Yeah, sure.

Can't we just

do it in the morning?

Make sure you wash up

real good.

I don't know where

that money's been.

What's that supposed

to mean?

Nothing.

Look, I'm in control.

If you want me to quit,

I'll quit.

Just cruise

Let me ask you

a question.

Humour me with this.

How is it that

y'all over here

just drinking

my fine liquor

and just having a big time,

but ain't one of you

out on the floor making a dime?

How is that possible?

Matt, don't I always

tip out?

Hmm.

Yes, ma'am. Yes, you do.

Yes.

That is... That is a good answer.

That is a good answer.

But like y'all,

I have a J-O-B too, don't I?

Just like you,

to stay on top of you

to make sure

you're doing yours.

Oh, you know I always

tip out.

I am the club.

You know that.

Say it. Say it.

All right.

All right, Lexus.

You are the club.

But the B-F-L is the eagle

shits every night.

Me.

That means you're tipping out

to me.

Ain't no joking

about that.

That's just how it is.

Tip your waitresses.

They're working hard

for you guys.

What up, Matt E.?

Chicago! My man.

Good to see you.

Roscoe! Roscoe!

Good to see you.

Chicago.

How are you, sir?

Listen, I got the VIP room

perfectly set up for you.

Of course, of course.

All right?

You got your friends with you.

Yup.

Hi, ladies.

Hey.

There goes my luxury ride.

I got the VIP all set up for you now.

Thanks, baby.

What's up?

So, uh...

when are you going to let me

taste some of that sweet stuff?

Hmm.

Never.

Oh, it's like that?

What?

I got diabetes anyway.

That's why you only get a 50.

Here.

Mmm, Jade Lee,

my favourite jewel.

What's up, baby?

Hi.

Mm-hmm. Say hey.

How are you?

Better now.

Mmm. Look at you.

Yeah.

That's what I'm talking about.

You ready?

Yeah.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

Watch yourself

around those guys.

Tasha to the main stage.

Who's the newbie?

That's Monica.

She goes by Baby Girl.

Yeah, she's sexy as hell, too.

Get her up here.

I want to meet her.

She don't work the VIP.

Someone in VIP

wants to meet you.

He's a movie director.

Told him you wanted

to be an actress.

Seriously?

Babe, you can show him

your screenplays.

Oh, no. Just...

Just you.

Oh.

I'll keep him company.

Okay.

It's okay.

I know we said no VIP.

This could be your big break.

Whatever gets us

out of here faster.

You sure?

Nope.

Mwah.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Meet Monica.

You need anything, boss man?

Yeah. Uh, tell Lexus

to bring me a bottle

of Dom Prignon.

You heard the man.

Sugar. Sugar to the main stage.

And after that, Baby Girl.

Sorry about that.

She's crazy.

Uh, Jade Lee told me that

you're in the movie business?

You could say I dabble

a little bit.

I'm an actress.

Really?

How come you're not

in Hollywood?

I was actually driving

to Los Angeles,

until we discovered

that my dad's cancer relapsed.

Man...

Trying to make money

to care for him.

Sorry to hear that.

You should let me

help you out with that.

That's $1,000.

Thank you.

Um...

Chicago.

You're Chicago?

You're a director?

Not unless you're talking

about a couple

of horror movies, boo-boo.

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