Le divorce de Patrick Page #3

Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Dieudonné
 
IMDB:
8.6
Year:
2003
101 Views


or speak to you...

...or sit in the same room with you

ever again.

Bastard!

During my research

for a exhibition catalog...

...I ran across a piece in the inventory

of the estate of a Dr. William Walker.

-Our father's uncle.

-Exactly.

Your uncle bought it in the 1 930s

in the Rue du Bac in Paris from a dealer...

...and it was still in the inventory

of his estate when he died in 1 979.

It then passed into the possession

of a Dr. Chester Walker of Santa Barbara...

...your father.

I tracked it down in the court records.

Did I hear you say the insurance value

when we ship it to the Getty is $40,000?.

Yes, at least that. Yeah.

And to think, all these years it's been

hanging in total obscurity in Santa Barbara.

God, would you ever have believed this?.

What's so incredible to us at the Getty...

...is that no one here saw that it

had any resemblance to La Tour.

The French are always very quick

to claim anything good as their own.

Sounds like my husband and his lawyer.

Can you believe they're talking

about division of property?.

I'm usually the cautious museum curator...

...but I have a fair hunch...

...that this may be by La Tour himself.

Well, there are a lot of little things,

and they all add up. If you see...

...there's his palette, his color.

See especially how the light from the candle

shows through the servant's sleeve.

You see that, Roxy?.

You see the light?.

My wonderful friends, thank you so much

for being here today.

You seem to be having a good time.

Yes, but that is not why you're here.

This is a fundraiser. I repeat:

Now, as you all know, Action Alert

is in its first year.

We've made wonderful progress

helping women in besieged countries.

Today they're the victims,

tomorrow, who knows.

Because the world is ruled by hawks...

...and arms dealers...

...and minority phobias.

So I hope you brought your checkbooks.

And if you didn't, please empty your

pockets of all your cash...

...because you can always go home

on the metro.

There's someone I want you to meet,

a lawyer who specializes in divorce.

-Oh, no, please.

-His firm has connections with America.

I couldn't stand to hear another lawyer

talk about divorce.

By consent, by mutual consent, by action....

Maitre Bertram, Madame de Persand.

-Her sister, lsabel.

-Hi. Nice to meet you.

Now, I have talked with Maitre Bertram

about your Saint Ursula.

And he doesn't think it's a good idea

that you send her to California.

Could I advise you?.

Sending your picture to the Getty it

might seem a trick to get it out of France.

That might jeopardize

the rest of the divorce.

It could be interpreted

as an act of bad faith.

What if I just rolled it up

and took it in my suitcase?.

You could invite charges that might

lead to imprisonment.

-That's out then.

-lt would be an experience.

I don't think you'd like to experience

a French jail, mademoiselle.

Nice to meet you.

If you need anything....

What's it like in a French prison?.

At Rennes, they have uniforms

designed by Yves Saint Laurent.

No. You're serious?.

They also have a full-time coiffeur.

-How do you know all this?.

-I visit a friend there, Kelly.

She's American too.

-What is she in for?. Drugs?.

-No, currency.

But if you're looking for a new experience,

come to Action Alert on Thursday.

Every Thursday we ship supplies

to the refugees...

...your sexy Uncle Edgar wants to blow up.

How is Gennie?. I miss her so much.

She misses you.

She asks about you all the time.

I love her.

And I love Roxy too.

I'm helpless, lsabel.

I know I am absolutely in the wrong,

but there's nothing I can do about it.

Roxy should understand that.

She's a poet...

...another artist with so much imagination.

I know this sounds romantic

in the wrong sort of way...

...but it's just that it's inevitable.

I met the woman of my life,

and I want to be only with her.

Her name is Magda Tellman.

She's Russian, but married to an American.

I'm painting better

than I've ever done in my life.

I feel like for the first time

I've arrived at certainty.

-Not certainty. Certitude?.

-Either one.

Aren't you going to make

the introduction, cheri?.

I'm Magda.

Isabel Walker.

Roxeanne?.

Are you Roxeanne?.

No, I'm lsabel.

You're the sister.

Yeah.

Are you a friend of Roxy's?.

You could say that. You could say

we have something in common.

Thought I'd like to meet her, you see.

I don't think she's home.

I'm her husband.

I'm Magda Tellman's husband.

The husband.

Tell your sister this message for me,

will you?.

Tell her that I will never give Magda

a divorce.

Never!

Never.

Your sister can make her plans

accordingly.

-What--?. Excuse me.

-I've made mine.

That's her umbrella.

My umbrella!

I've seen him lurking about before.

I can smell guys like that

a mile away.

-Hi.

-Hi.

"We thank you for your submission,

but regret that--" Blah, blah, blah.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Roxy. Rox.

Your poems are beautiful, okay?.

So are you.

Oh, yeah. Beautiful.

I was never like this with Gennie.

Of course, I was in love then,

and we were gonna get married.

To hell with Charles-Henri.

Roxy, go out and get yourself a boyfriend.

Five months pregnant.

Have you lost your mind?.

It will pass.

Anyway, you should get out of here now.

Mom and Dad want you to come home.

I want you to come home.

And listen to all the "l told you so's"?.

No. Besides, my children belong here...

...and I belong with them.

It's Palou.

-What's he saying?.

-He's sort of a warmonger.

He's always got some moral reason...

...for sending French planes out

to bomb places he doesn't like.

-Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

-I'm all right.

-Does he have a wife?.

-Edgar?. Yeah, sure.

Aunt Amelie.

Why do we never see her?.

Well, she's mostly down in the country

with her horses.

They stay out of each other's way.

I'm told they get along all right.

I like her.

Mother would like her too.

What about kids?.

Twins.

Two boys. One at the Sorbonne...

...and one at Harvard Business School.

That's where Edgar went too.

Come on.

-Have a good time.

-Don't forget your hat.

See you later.

-Bye.

-Bye.

You talk only of ideology.

Everyone forgets the

suffering of this people.

Monsieur Rarbourdin doesn't agree.

-Hi. Hello? Edgar?

-Yes.

Monsieur Cosset, it's Isabel.

-The other American.

-I saw you on television.

I just thought it was so great

the way you stood up to those guys.

Well, I feel very passionate

about the situation.

It's time someone spoke out.

But your French must be good

if you can follow all that.

I had a little help from Roxy.

Why don't we get together so you

can polish your French even more?.

-Are you taken for lunch on Thursday?

-No.

Do you know the Pompidou Center?

1 :
00, up on the roof. Cafe Georges.

Oh. Mr. Cosset. Yeah.

-Thank you.

-He might be a little jealous.

Say "Bonjour, Edgar," not just "Bonjour."'

Bonjour, Edgar.

-That's a beautiful haircut.

-Thank you.

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Dieudonné M'bala M'bala (born 11 February 1966), generally known by his stage name Dieudonné (French: [djø.dɔ.ne]), is a French comedian, actor, and political activist. His father is from Cameroon, his mother from France. He has been accused of and convicted for hate speech, advocating terrorism and slander in Belgium and in France. Dieudonné initially achieved success working with comedian Élie Semoun, humorously exploiting racial stereotypes. He campaigned against racism and was a candidate in the 1997 and 2001 legislative elections in Dreux against the National Front, the French far-right political party that he perceived as racist. On 1 December 2003, Dieudonné performed a sketch on a TV show about an Israeli settler whom he depicted as a Nazi. Some critics argued that he had "crossed the limits of antisemitism" and several organizations sued him for incitement to racial hatred. Dieudonné refused to apologize and denounced Zionism and the Jewish lobby.Dieudonné approached Jean-Marie Le Pen, leader of the National Front political party that he had fought earlier, and the men became political allies and friends. Holocaust denier Robert Faurisson appeared in one of his shows in 2008. Dieudonné described Holocaust remembrance as "memorial pornography". Dieudonné has been convicted in court eight times on antisemitism charges. Dieudonné subsequently found himself with increasing frequency banned from mainstream media, and many of his shows were cancelled by local authorities. Active on the internet and in his Paris theater, Dieudonné has continued to have a following. His quenelle signature gesture became notorious in 2013, particularly after footballer Nicolas Anelka used the gesture during a match in December 2013. Alexander Stille, writing for The New Yorker, characterized his recent appearances and videos as "unfunny", "tasteless" rants in which the "Jewish lobby" and "Israel lobby" are characterized as controlling world affairs.After Dieudonné was recorded during a performance mocking a Jewish journalist, suggesting it was a pity that he was not sent to the gas chambers, French Interior Minister Manuel Valls stated that Dieudonné was "no longer a comedian" but was rather an "anti-Semite and racist" and that he would seek to ban all Dieudonné's public gatherings as a public safety risk. His shows were banned and Aurelié Filippetti even spoke about an effort to get Daily Motion and YouTube to take his videos offline. Dieudonné changed the name of his show (to Asu Zoa) and was packing the house a few months later. On 20 January 2017, the Court of Appeals of Liège confirmed a first instance sentence of two months of jail time and a 9.000 euros fine for Dieudonné's anti-Semitic remarks in a performance on Herstal in 14 March 2012.Dieudonné has also been known to associate with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (President of Iran from 2005 to 2013), who has himself been accused of describing the Holocaust as a myth. On 25 February 2015, Ahmadinejad tweeted "Visiting an old friend, a great artist." The tweet included photographs of himself and Dieudonné, arms around each other, smiling. The two also met in 2009 during a visit by Dieudonné to the Islamic Republic of Iran where they reportedly discussed their shared anti-Zionist views. more…

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