Le mac

Synopsis: A mild-mannered banker is forced to masquerade as a notorious gangster and pimp.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Pascal Bourdiaux
Production: ARP Sélection
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
6.1
Year:
2010
90 min
47 Views


What?

- A big problem, Ace.

Why?

- Do not tell me anything

you have noticed.

Of course not. Why? Did it?

- What do you think?

I'm your rear, rear up, Tiago.

Do you like me the monkey!?

What do I pay you anyway?

To the wall behind

your back to be.

You sing immediately show a softer tune, and off you go!

-Quick!

All right, do not get on.

What 's the problem, anyway?

- Hurry up here.

Got a problem?

- You psychiatrist now?

What are you still there?

Koff to wait?

Go on, go to work!

Goodchild, Snoesje.

I said, lie Snoesje!

And what?

You have paid me to you "find

a girl, you are n.

That they do not cent yield,

is your problem!

Good, I catch him on.

I give you something back?

Half of your dough?

And what do you give me back? Half of the girl?!

Madhouse!

Okay, Manu?

I knew it, they bake

anything about it.

Everybody wants to

bully me today.

Hey, Ace!

- F***.

Ins! Najma!

Are you OK?

Are you waiting for the bus?

You got arthritis in your hands?

Damn ...

What does that say?

Find his car keys?

He behaves.

Overruns on it, I forfeit!

And you subscribe you again for 3 minutes

or you get your face in my usage!

Away, ok?!

Come on, do yourself at home.

Ace, Rodrigue. Rodrigue, Ace.

He really show a face that

asking for trouble.

Wine is so fascinating.

Do you mind of grands crus, Ace?

My Strongest Suit-an is

rather nice bum, Tiago.

We know each other for

... The age of this wine.

To show a grand Cruts make, you need time ...

and good grapes.

'S Problem with grapes ...

... That one bad pit

is sufficient ...

... The whole bunch

of flags to help.

With us ...

Called ... 's bad attitude ...

... 'T tell.

And I think I've found one.

What do you think?

I swear, Ace ...

... I'm not it.

Have you got a tell-all

say, "Yes, I am" t "?

Let me go or I'll work face to a pulp!

Rotten pit!

The care, Ace ...

... Is that sometimes two bad

seeds in 'n spray down.

And Franky who thinks

you're second.

And you let lull you to sleep

by that filthy whore tongue.

Nothing lulls me to sleep

if I have doubts.

Of doubts I am crazy.

'T spoil my night.

I get nervous, see everything in

black, nothing distinction.

You can make me especially

nervous, Ace.

I must find my sleep

again, and soon!

I want you also do not need wrapping paper to wrap.

Clear?

Perfectly clear.

You can rest assured.

Just go.

Why in your f***ing car, huh?!

What now?

Damn, he's got a problem!

He emerged from behind!

Ride, quick!

Damn!

Go ahead.

He is so burnt that he immediately

'n urn fits.

Are you sure he is?

- He bore our micro itself.

Give me your bag.

Godverdomse Give me

your bag, I say!

Why do you not give

me that bag, f***!?

Give me your bag!

Enter here, I tell you!

Give me that!

Give me the barker, I tell you!

Bastard!

You've killed my man!

A**hole! You have shot my guy!

Look! You killed him!

Drop your weapon!

Turn around! Face to the wall!

'S shot went off by itself.

I was not it.

What was your dispute

with that guy?

'S got to do with your

stuff in Marseille?

Marseille?

I've been here 12 years

bank clerk in Paris,

in the Foreign Service,

Bureau 114!

You, Ace, bank clerk?!

But of course.

I practice ice skating,

here he's my trainer.

Stop us to keep the monkey!

I am it does not!

I got a clean criminal record,

yet all my points on my license,

and I know that Ace is not!

I'm Gilbert Chapelle.

Look, here is' t.

And now I want to go home

because I'm tired.

I'll be back tomorrow ...

- You currant! On that chair!

I'm not it!

- Who is that?

That you might not?

I recognize myself,

but I am not.

He recognizes himself,

but he is not he.

So far did I not sure, but now.

He takes us completely

taking the piss!

We retaking in the beginning.

Name, first name?

Gilbert Chapelle, born on October

Forget it, he's not Ace.

- Who is?

Gilbert Chapelle, abandoned

on the day of his birth

in 't 18th, Porte de la Chapelle.

- This time, I've definitely.

October 2, 1969.

- Same birthdate.

Paris' s 18th.

- Same place.

Same mug.

What I say to you since

this morning?

Did you know that you were

a twin brother did?

Sorry for the blunder.

'S Twin Brother?!

Why? I 's twin brother?

We carry you over to the Brlgade

Crlmlnelle Paris.

Good luck to 't process.

With 's good lawyer to get there from ...

- Another beer nice day.

It's not true!

This is a nightmare!

- Ho but, wait 's. ..

There maybe a solution.

- What?

It never works.

- What?

Butt ...

- Wait ...

If thou wilt me explain, I understand everything.

So I am just one, but ...

If we in our report ...

... Plenty going for legitimate defense,

"one stupid mistake ...

... And insist on the

evil of the dead,

get thee into the worst three years.

- Yes, even conditionally.

In return you replace

your brother.

His boss prepares 's striking

out with' one Colombian.

Burs to them, we want a date,

an hour and 'a place.

Your brother played us now and then info

on, but he took sabbatical leave.

So you replace him until we

have the info, and voila.

Very complicated is not it.

No, so viewed, is

it not, but ...

... I have not understood

everything.

My brother ...

... What does he do in life?

Who is that?

- Your new best friend.

Can I have your glasses here?

Good day.

I'm waiting for you in the car.

"Pimp n never says goodbye.

These tough, that was

the "hoerenlel.

And some good swipe with the palm open.

What is my name?

No idea, they told me nothing.

This, the "pimp stallion",

put in brand fnaal.

What is my name?

- No idea ...

Bouba?

I dunno, they told me nothing.

The basis of all learning

is repetition.

Wait!

Hold on, does that damn much.

Try saving elsewhere, because ...

I'll do whatever you want!

Well done, you rule No. 1 bites:

He wants respect, it should show a

pimp always first use aggression.

Now I know my name you never forget.

Saurir clever. What is my name?

Smart! Smart! Smart!

Well done, mate.

I've got two of those

cops notify.

If you were a peep shows or

blocks, I save it, okay?

Any info about your whores, your habits,

the places you hanging, your boss.

Learn everything from outside,

we come along tomorrow.

Tomorrow?!

No, wait, I'm not staying

at that fruitcake ...

And now the studio for engraving.

- What is that?

No, it 's tattoo never existed.

Respect for her, Babtou.

She is blind, so she put all

her talent in "r fingers.

And I peep and renovation

also your choice.

Now repeat your lessons!

- When my girls mugs,

is positive, I still

under the whip.

If they are going to have

fun, I have on my guard.

Relax your sphincter,

but, it's done.

It hurts, terribly hurt.

Beware, that hurts ...

hold on ...

That tickles ...

What is she doing now?

You b*tch!

Another important rule: 'n

continually lying pimp.

With his fists. Left, right!

Sheet No.

Boss of the Calao. My target.

Knee Surge ...

Withering glance ...

Sheet No.

My favorite.

The fche!

- Sorry.

Still 's. .. Watch ...

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