Leave It to Beaver
- PG
- Year:
- 1997
- 84 min
- 1,536 Views
Hello,Beaver!
Hi, Wally!
Mommy, there's Bert,
the pie man!
- Morning, Bert!
- Hello, Mrs. Brown!
Great day, isn't it?
Yep!
- Have a good day, dear.
- You too, honey.
[ Electricity Crackles ]
- [ Barking ]
- Oh!
I'll get you for this,
Beaver Cleaver!
[ Gasping ]
Oh!
[ Cat Screeches ]
[ Whistling ]
[ Whistling ]
- Morning, Bert!
- Morning, Bert!
Morning, boys!
Great day, isn't it?
[ Groaning ]
[ Grunts ]
Sorry, mister.
That was the first one I missed all day.
Huh!
Hey, Wally, stop, stop!
Please!
There it is. That's the most
beautiful thing I ever seen.
Well, golly, gee! It's Wally
and the Beaver at the bike shop.
What do you want,
Eddie Haskell?
The usual. See how fast
I can make ya cry.
Hey, knock it off, Eddie. Why you always
givin' Beaver the business?
Well, basically because...
it's so easy.
Wally, I want that bike more than
anything ever, even super powers.
Don't go cry to Wally. You want advice
on how to get a bike? Ask the master.
How will I know
when I see "the master?"
Because he's wearin'
what I'm wearin'.
Now, let's chat, squirt.
Have a seat in my office.
Now, you want a bike,
but you're a screw up.
- Eddie.
- Isn't this the same kid...
who lost his Nikes, broke his Walkman
and almost burned down the garage?
The garage wasn't
Beaver's fault.
You got a birthday comin' up.
As any normal kid knows,
the way to score a cool present
is to suck up to your parents.
- Suck up?
- It's so second nature to me,
I forget others find it hard.
Yes, suck up. Do something
that'll make your old man proud.
He's a frustrated jock. Why not do
something like... play football?
Football?
He'll get demolished.
As appealing as that may sound, Wallace,
it doesn't matter.
The minute you get that bike--
Wham! You quit the team.
But I don't do junk
like that, Eddie. You do.
You flatter me.
Do you want that bike or don't you?
[ Sighs ]
[ Laughing, Chattering ]
Hey, Dad! Dad!
- Oh.
- Beaver, wait!
- Aren't ya gonna say hi?
- Hi. When's Dad coming home?
He should be home
any minute.
Maybe I'll just wait
for him outside.
Beaver? Is there somethin'
I can help ya with?
Oh, no, Mom. I'm not supposed
to be sucking up to you.
[ Boy ]
Here you go.
- Dad! Dad! Dad!
- Hey, Beaver!
Here, Dad, let me help you
with your junk.
Did you do something wrong?
Gee, Dad, how come whenever I act nice,
people think I done something wrong?
Just conditioning, Beav.
Sure you don't want
a hand with those?
Oh, no, Dad.
I want your hands free...
to sign my permission slip
so I can play...
for the Mayfield Mighty Mites.
[ Clears Throat ]
You wanna play... football.
- [ Whistle Blows ]
- Yeah!
Go, Beaver!
Pick it up!
[ Grunts ]
Go! Go! Go!
- Yeah!
- [ Whistle Blows ]
[ Mom ]
Beaver? Play football?
You didn't tell him
he could, did you, Ward?
Of course not. I told him
I had to check with you first.
Oh! And make me
the bad guy.
Do you want a repeat
of T-ball season?
Have you forgotten
about the Beaver--
- Who's winning now, Wally?
- I don't know, Beav.
They're talking about stuff in the past
that they're still ticked off about.
Tell me you're doing this because
it's in your son's best interest...
and not to fulfill some lingering
adolescent fantasy of yours.
What? Dear, when I was playing sandlot,
it really changed my life.
I know what you're thinking, but
Beaver's not too small to play football.
Hut! Hut! Hut!
- Hut! Hut! Hut!
- Mayfield!
- Beav, other way! Other way!
- Mayfield!
- One, two, three, four!
- Your mommies, your daddies...
think this isn't
about winning or losing!
One, two, three, six!
One two, three, seven!
One, two, three, eight!
One, two, three, nine!
[ Coach ] They think it's about building
character, don't they, Cleaver?
We're gonna go over
to this play here.
We're gonna have this guard pull out
here. This guy pulls out here.
The quarterback drops back.
We have an option.
He goes deep,
and we go to him.
[ Coach's Voice ] Looks the same--
Different look--
- This play is different.
- See?
- It's all relative.
- [ Coach Continues, indistinct ]
- Hmm? You understand?
- The quarterback sneaks back.
We are here to do two things
and two things only.
That is to win
and to win big!
- [ Together ] Yeah!
- Yeah!
Break!
- Break!
- Come on, Beaver! Go get 'em!
Down! Set!
- You're lunch meat!
- [ Growls ] You're mine!
Go!
- [ Grunting ]
- Put it up, Cleaver!
- [ Coach ] Put it up!
- [ Screaming ]
There's gotta be
an easier way to get a bike.
Yeah, well, what'd
you expect, Beav?
There is a reason football
players wear more equipment
than guys who train attack dogs.
Bedtime, boys.
Beaver, decided where you're gonna put
that Heisman trophy?
You mean I don't have to wait till
the end of the season to get a trophy?
He's just jokin' on ya, Beav. You don't
get the Heisman trophy till college.
Well, after watching you today,
I wouldn't rule it out.
You took some licks,
but you didn't quit.
Your mom and I just want you
to know how proud we are of ya.
I wanted to let you know I've decided
to become a doctor when I grow up.
Oh, boy, wait'll
I tell your mom. Ha!
I always said football
is a real confidence builder.
Back when I was playing sandlot
I found that I learned the great many--
Yeah, well,
you've heard this before.
Where did we leave off?
Here we are.
"Now, Dottie the Dinosaur
had never seen a human being before.
"Such a tiny creature who only walks
on two legs and eats berries.
'Couldn't be much
of a hunter,' said Dottie."
Dad! If a guy's old enough
to play football,
then don't you think maybe he's too old
to have his dad read to him?
Well, maybe you have
a point there, Beav.
You read it yourself,
but don't stay up too late.
- Thanks, Dad.
- [ Chuckles ] Well, good night, Beav.
Uh, Dad, if a guy's
too old to be read to,
then he's probably too old
to get kissed good night to.
Good night, Dad.
Good night.
- I think he took that pretty well.
- Yeah.
But I was worried,
'cause for a minute he had...
that same blubbery look
he had at the end of The Lion King.
[ Dog Barking
In The Distance ]
[ Mom ] Okay, everybody, gather around.
It's time for cake.
- Come on!
- Let's go, boys!
- Is everybody ready?
- I'm low on batteries.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
You smell like a wino
Happy birthday to you
- Make a wish, Beaver.
- Big wish, Beav.
Make a wish.
- [ Cheering ]
- Way to go, Beav!
[ Murmuring ]
[ Eddie ] Hey, Lumpy, quit stuffin'
your face and pay attention.
I've put together a little photographic
compilation of my future soul mate.
And here's Karen
takin' her dog for a walk.
And here she is
at the store with her mom.
Oh! That's my
favorite outfit of hers.
Eddie, you might want to
back off a little bit, huh?
What are ya talkin' about?
I'm doin' great.
A week ago we were total strangers.
Last night... I was in her bedroom.
Yeah, you were in her bedroom,
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