Leela Page #4

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near Thirunakkara temple.

Just ask for Dasa Pappi.

You'll end up on an elephant

hook, l'm warning you!

Team DrC

Everything will be alright.

You will have to go to Wayanad!

There's one Devassi there.

He'll do the needful!

l will give you his phone

number and address!

48..

36..

12..

What did you say your name was?

- Vilasini!

Vilasini!

These beans have such tough skin!

Won't even get cut properly!

Ah! Laurel & Hardy are here!

You have arrived at your station.

Get down!

Wait, wait!

What is it?

Do l stink of toddy?

Blow!

What's this?

The 'Kiss of Love' protest?

ls it there?

- No!

You just smell of oyster meat.

Just wash your mouth

& it'll be gone!

By the way, don't go blow

into your wife's mouth!

Okay then!

Rajan,

get into the car. l'll

drop you at Olassha!

Recently you said you'll

drop me at Kudamaloor,

and ended up dropping

me at Changanasshery!

That was back then!

- You leave, Kuttiyappan!

l'll definitely drop

you at Olasha today!

No, man! You leave!

- Won't even let me help him! Rascal!

l actually had to go to Olassha!

Now l'm not going

anywhere today!

We had gone to Chambakkara & Maranat

to buy an elephant for Kuttiyappan!

And what happened?

Oh! Nothing worked out!

Heard that we may be

able to find one in Bihar!

ls it?

That'll be good!

Since the dung gets a good price,

he can recover his money quickly!

Since it's Kuttiyappan, it

must be a female elephant!

No! lt's a male!

- ls it?

Sister, there are 70 sheets!

Can l get at least my auto

rickshaw fare if l sell this?

That'll be tough, sister!

The elephant is an offering

to the Kudamaloor church! - ls it?

That's great!

That devil broke Elyamma's back, in spite

of her cooking for him round the clock!

And then he has the audacity

to make an offering!

lt's good that his parents died!

Or else, even they would've

suffered seeing all this!

But Padmini..

- But what?

Just because yourfather

was his family's butler,

why do you have to follow him

like an ass 24 hours a day?

Dad!

You got a mouthful, right?

Now take some rest!

That will be good!

l'm really tired!

By the way,

What exactly happened?

She slipped and fell down.

This won't happen if she slips!

Seems like she fell from a height!

The fracture is deep!

She fell down while climbing

the ladderto give me coffee!

Ladder?

That's a new method!

When l got bored of seeing her

taking the stairs to bring coffee,

l kept a ladderfor her, for a change!

But she had a timing error!

Kuttiyappan!

So,

how're you feeling now?

We'll go home and take rest!

Let me see if l can find

some young girls to cook.

No! l will cook for you

even with a broken back!

Hey,

My dear Bapuji, tell me

what amends do l make,

for the torture l

did to Elyamma!

Give me an idea!

lf you can't give one

right now, that's fine!

You can tell me in my dreams!

Got it?

Got it?

lntermission.

'Aymanam Village Panchayat

Community Hall'

Hey Gopi, come

here for a moment.

Can't you apply some dye

on your hair & beard?

Padmini won't allow

me to dye it black!

Will this programme start anytime soon?

We've been waiting here for long!

Don't create a fuss!

We are giving you Rs.10,000/-

Wear this on your hair! You'll

be even more glamorous!

Hey, they are giving us

Ten Thousand Rupees!

These days the new girls make

1 or 2 lakhs via computer.

There's no one to question

them at home or what?

True that!

Greetings!

lt's an honouring function!

Hey, Kuttiyappan!

Greetings, President!

Greetings!

Come here.

- What is it?

This is a holy place!

No such thing which brings shame to

this place has ever happened here.

My dear Thommi, what

are you saying?

Talk in simple language.

Only then l'll understand.

l won't give you this hall for the

kind of 'programme' you're planning!

Sheesh! lt's not that

kind of a 'programme'!

l booked this hall to honour 7 great

ladies who retired from such 'programme's,

paying Rs.1000. Don't you

have the receipt with you? - Yes!

Don't create an issue out of this!

That isn't politically correct!

lt isn't wrong to honour people

who are respected in society..

But these are prostitutes..

- No! No! No!

Even that's not politically correct!

Sex workers!

With 'retired' in brackets!

That will be correct!

Whatever workers they may be,

l won't allow you to give them

garlands and money in this hall!

Period!

The Panchayat hall is not meant

for culture-less activities!

My dear Thommi...

Even after getting votes through

spreading caste-ism,

when you are talking all

proudly about culture here,

l feel like pulling

out your tongue!

But since violence isn't part of

my manifesto, l'm not doing that!

But l'll conduct

the program here!

Not for anything else!

That's how it should be done!

lf that's the case, then the

police will take care of the rest!

Ah! That would be good.

lt's been long since l've

been to the police station!

Call! Call them, bro!

Call!

Bala!!

Won't the police arrest you?

They will!

They will take me to the station.

And l might even be

remanded for 10-15 days.

Won't l be bored if l sleep

in my own house everyday?

Over there, l don't even have

to be scared of thieves!

lt'll be safe, and

a change as well!

Got it?

- Got it!!

No! No!

l didn't get it!!

What?

- Don't do that!

These women aren't like us. lf the police

comes, they will also be arrested!

Should we send them to

jail in this old age?

lsn't that cruel?

That will be bad, right?

Notjust bad.

Too bad!

Then what if we shift the venue?

A city tour with these ladies!

Got it?

Got it!

Enough of your dance!

Come!

Team DrC

Stop!

Stop!

Gentlemen,

Ladies,

and Policemen,

Today, we're going to honour 7

retired personalities here.

Some may have a doubt whether

they deserve to be honoured!

Nanappan? - Yes!

Don't you have a doubt?

No!!

To lead a good life, these respectable

ladies never got corrupted,

never converted to

other religions,

never destroyed churches,

never wore 'burkha's!

By welcoming anyone and everyone

who came hiding to them,

withoutjudging them based on

caste, religion or political stand,

and treating them royally; these ladies

proved that they are the true socialists!

Pillai,

Got it?

Now l got it!

For the attention of my

brotherfrom Neena Bakery,

one lime soda!

With very little sugar.

ls it wrong to honour these

great personalities,

who are unable to work like

earlier, due to their old age?

Firstly, we are going to honour,

the senior-most,

and above all, a skilful

expert in her profession;

our Kumarakam Nalini!!

When l met this Nalini

for the first time..

Do you remember?

You didn't let mejoin your 'driving

school' saying that l wasn't old enough!

Why are you so shy?

Come here!

Let me honour her!

Give me that cover!

Hold this.

Here you go!

Everyone, clap for her!

Thank you so much for coming!

That's fine, Kuttiyappan!

Back then, l came when you

wanted to strip my clothes;

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