Legally Blonde Page #12
PAULETTE (CONT'D)
(continuing; re the dog)
I didn't even get to go to his birthday
party.
ELLE:
No!
(CONTINUED)
39.
44 ( 2 ) 44
PAUL ETTE:
What could I do?
(shrugging)
He's a man who followed his pecker to
greener pastures. I ' m a middle-aged high-
school dropout with stretch marks and a
fat ass. Happens every day. At least to
women like me.
ELLE . ·
That's terrible!
PAULETTE:
So, what's this Sarah got that you don't?
Three tits? -
ELLE:
She's from Connecticut. She belongs to
his stupid country club.
PAULETTE:
Is she as pretty as you?
Elle looks down.
ELLE:
(embarrassed)
I ' m not pretty -- I ' m genetically
blessed.
Paulette rolls her eyes, shaking her bottle of polish and
starting on Elle's right hand.
PA UL ETT E:
Is sJie.? "
ELL E:
She could use some mascara and some
serious highlights, but she's not
completely unfortunate- looking.
UPS GUY (O.S.)
Hello, ladies.
Paulette looks up to see the UPS GUY, a strapping hunk of a
man in his late 30' s . She blushes and smooths down her hair,
knocking over a bottle of nail polish in the process. Trying
to play it off as she signs for the package.
(CONTINUED)
40.
44 ( 3 ) 44
UPS GUY (CONT'D) .
See ya later.
He goes. Paulette watches him. Elle notices.
PAULETTE:
(hating herself) .
Could I be anymore goddamn spastic?
(beat)
So you're sure, this Warner guy is "the
one"?
ELLE:
Definitely! I love him!
Paulette looks at her.
PAULETTE:
If a girl like you can't hold on to her
man -- then there sure as hell isn't any
hope for the rest of us. What're you
waiting for? Steal the bastard back.
45 INT. DORMITORY - WARNER'S ROOM - DAY 45
Elle knocks on Warner's door, bottle of wine and two glasses
in hand.
ELLE:
Warner?
When she gets no answer, she write a message on his memo
board -- CLOSE ON-- "Call me! Love, You Know Who".
She leaves the wine bottle and two glasses and goes.
46 EXT. HARVARD LAW CAMPUS - DAY 46
Elle is in her push-up bikini, reclining in her beach chair,
pink frozen margarita in one hand, Underdog in the other, law
book in her lap, pretending to study.
We PULL BACK to reveal that she's sitting on the sidelines of
a touch-football game that Warner is playing with a group of
other 1-L's.
Warner scores easily because the other male eyes are all on
Elle. He shakes his head and smiles.
41.
47 INT. CRIMINAL LAW CLASS - DAY 47
Elle sits, glaring at Sarah, who keeps waving her "The Rock"
in Elle's direction, as she plays footsie with Warner.
PROFESSOR DONOVAN -- 40s, a big fan of himself, salt and
pepper hair, no time for bullshit -- stands before the class.
PROFESSOR DONOVAN
I should warn you that in addition to
competing against each other for the top
grade in this class, you'll also be
competing for one of my firm's highly
coveted four internship spots next year
where you will get to assist on actual
cases. Let the bloodbath begin. Now,
let's commence with our usual torture --
He looks around.
PROFESSOR DONOVAN (CONT'D)
(continuing)
Ms . Woods --
Sarah and her bitchy, clone-like friend CLAIRE exchange
knowing glances.
SARAH:
This should be amusing.
· PROFESSOR DONOVAN
Would you rather have a client who
committed a crime malum in se or malum
prohibitum?
ELLE:
Neither.
PROFESSOR DONOVAN
Why not?
ELLE:
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