Lego: The Adventures of Clutch Powers Page #3

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Sneaking, hiding,

sneaking, hiding...

We got him.

Hello, are we still

hiding? Look what I found.

What are you doing?

Same thing as you.

Oh! Don't forget... I'll

just put this on here.

And right on here.

Give me that.

That's not funny.

Perfect.

Get down! What part of

hiding don't you understand?

Mmm.

Okay.

It's adorable.

I gotta touch it.

What are you doing, man?

No! Don't do that.

You're beautiful.

I'm so in love with you.

We could get married and build

a house and build some kids.

None shall pass.

What are you doing

in my forest?

My name is Clutch Powers.

I must find Prince Varen,

the rightful heir to

the throne of Ashlar.

Nobody crosses this bridge

unless they pass three tests.

If you succeed, I will

take you to Prince Varen.

And if I fail?

Then, I will eat you.

Bring it on.

You say you're Clutch

Powers, then prove it.

The real Clutch Powers

would know

how to build

his own... bridge.

Next?

Using nothing but

standard eight-stud bricks,

how many bricks

would it take to build

a spiral staircase as

tall as three minifigs?

There are more

than 915 million ways

to combine

standard LEGO bricks.

But they will never

connect on the diagonal.

So, it's a trick question.

It can't be done.

Not so fast. For your final

test, you must answer a riddle.

A riddle?

Yes, a riddle.

Trolls ask riddles.

It's what we do.

Fine. Ask away.

You hold my hand,

though we cannot touch.

You hear my voice,

though I do not speak.

You see my face,

though I am not here.

Who am I?

You hold my hand, you

hear my voice, you see...

You see my face.

The answer is my father.

Oh! You're good.

Now answer me. Where

can I find Prince Varen?

Yes, do tell.

We're dying to know.

Hand him over.

Mallock's orders.

This is not the man

you are looking for.

Yeah, it is.

Darn! That never

works for me.

Well, hate to

eat and run, but...

Man, that hurts.

I hate when this happens.

Come on. Let's get

him. Hey, where'd he go?

There he is, over there.

I can see

where he is, man.

Okay, wait,

can you remind me?

He went this way.

Which way? Wait, it

might have been that way.

Okay. No, this way. Let's go.

We got him now.

Okay. All right.

He's right there.

This way, this way. I thought

there was a thing over here...

Wait, wait.

Where did he go?

Great. First you lose

the castle, now this.

I didn't lose the castle.

You lost the castle.

Oh, no, you lost the castle.

No, you lost the castle.

You lost the castle.

No backs.

No fair.

Besides, we didn't lose it.

We just can't find it.

Yeah, yeah, and it's not

that we weren't looking,

'cause we were always

looking, it just wasn't around.

Exactly.

We just play stupid.

You think we can do that?

Well, you know,

I think you're probably

Hey!

Let me out of here.

Did everyone have

the burrito platter?

With extra garlic.

Now let's go.

Not so fast.

Who are you?

I am Hogar The Troll.

And you can take me

to Prince Varen?

Open the gates.

Whoa!

Shall we?

Yeah, where do you

want these doohickeys?

Those are called Rack Winder

Axles. Stack them over there.

In a neat pile.

Technically, there's no

such thing as a neat pile.

How about these

whatchamacallits?

That's a 40-tooth

spur gear.

Yeah, I'll put them over

here with these other gizmos.

You need anymore of

these thingies here?

Those are

called "hinge rods. "

Not "thingies" or "doohickeys"

or "whatchamacallits. " Okay?

Can I have one

of those thingies?

It's not a...

Would you like a blue

thingy or a red thingy?

Brilliant.

Well, I'm off.

Cheers, all.

Good luck with your thingy.

Hey, I got that

jazzamabob unstuck.

Oh, you poor dear. That's

a nasty cold, isn't it?

I built that wall to keep us

hidden from Mallock's prying eyes.

You built it?

But you're a...

I mean, aren't you a...

I mean, why?

Why is a disgusting,

horrible, nasty-looking

troll fighting

for the good guys?

I wouldn't say disgusting.

I fight for the memory

of King Revet

because King Revet

fought for me.

Despite my outward appearance,

he saw that we were

the same on the inside.

He took me in and

embraced me. He trusted me.

I will do everything

in my power

to keep this kingdom from

falling to the forces of darkness.

But what does Mallock want?

This.

This is no ordinary sword.

In the hands of

the rightful king,

it has power over

the mightiest evil.

Alas, we have no king.

If this sword falls

into Mallock's hands,

his villainy

will be unstoppable.

But what about Prince Varen?

I do what I can to protect him,

just as his father

once protected me.

But he's young

and inexperienced.

But... There is no

but. His heart is in it,

but I fear the rest of him

isn't up to the challenge.

I can work with heart.

Where is he?

Clutch Powers,

meet Prince Varen.

I got distracted, that's all.

Happens to the best of us.

Happens to me all the time.

I can show you what you're

doing wrong. It's pretty simple.

I doubt it. I'm no good with a sword.

No, it's a broadsword, not an pe.

Hold it high above your head

and swing from the shoulder.

I told you I'm no

good with a sword.

Who said you could bring

strangers in here anyway?

Mallock's army of skeletons

is amassing even as we speak.

We have to move now.

Not until I'm ready.

I'm here to help you defeat the

evil wizard. Trust me. I can help.

Like you helped me just now?

I don't need you.

I've got an army.

But do you know how to use it?

A sword is only as good as

the knight who wields it.

I don't need your help.

Oh! What is

wrong with him?

Why won't he listen to me?

Remember, he's

not here for you.

You have to be here for him.

Hmm.

Wait! Where

are you going?

998, 999,

1,000.

Are we ready yet?

There. All done.

Sweet meteors, it's about time.

Everything is properly

organized and sorted by function.

First, we arrange the parts in

ascending order of size. Then...

Done. What

do you think?

Well, extraordinary.

Except for this piece,

which was in

the instruction manual

you didn't follow.

Nah!

But I'm sure

it's not important.

I'll just hold on to

it for safekeeping.

Just in case.

Hey, now you've got

extra hair, just like Peg.

Me, like Peg?

And I quite like you,

too, Bernie.

No, that's not what I said.

I mean, it is what I said,

but it's not what I meant.

I didn't mean I like you.

I do like you, but what

I was trying to say was...

Jumping jellybeans!

What happened to you?

It's just a little flesh wound.

And while I was gone, I see

you were all playing dress up.

Everything went perfectly according

to plan. No surprises here.

Oh! Are you okay?

Oh, I'm...

You poor dear.

Don't mind me.

It's just my head.

I'll give you a pain

in the head! Coming here

to steal me gold

for that evil wizard.

We thought this

mine was abandoned.

Abandoned? She's

beautiful, she is.

I'll give you abandoned, you little...

Who are you calling little?

Wait! You

don't understand.

We're not here to help the evil

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