LEGO Batman: The Movie - DC Super Heroes Unite

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- Oh, after you.

- Argh.

- You worried?

- Superman does not worry.

Lex?

Right here.

You diseased maniac.

I'll take it from here.

Woa-ah!

Uh-h.

You feel okay, superman?

Oh.

Huh?

Crash

Hmm.

Hmm?

Argh!

Lex, I'm surprised

you took time away

From your

presidential campaigning

And came to gotham city

for this.

Oh, dear lady, as a nominee

it's my pleasure

And privilege to be here.

Especially, if you win.

And now, ladies and gentlemen.

The moment you've all

been waiting for.

We're here tonight

to honor a great man.

A man who has proved

time and again

'his first priority

is helping those in need. '

This year's

man of the year award

Goes to... Bruce wayne.

Next year, buddy.

I despise that guy.

Bruce, will you say a few words?

Well, there's not much to say.

I do what little I can.

Since every once in a while

everyone needs a helping hand.

Though I'm not sure

I deserve an award for it.

'You heard him.

He doesn't deserve it. '

'Which is just as well, since

we got a last minute entry. '

'Who has been there for you? '

'One man who has

made it his mission'

'to improve the lives

of people around him. '

'He has remodeled

our buildings. '

'Helped keep our banks free

of unnecessary clutter. '

'You have always shown

your appreciation. '

'What you need?

We'll do anything for you. '

'And why stop now? '

Ha ha!

A standing ovation!

Did not expect that.

But I'll take it.

And also, everything else.

Uh-uh.

Excuse me, sir.

I'm going to purr-loin

your valuables.

Riddle me this.

What's green

and found in your wallet?

- Money?

- Um, no. Not anymore.

Wait!

Sorry, to rain

on your terrain, my dear.

Quack, quack,

quack, quack.

- Thanks so much.

- Oh.

Well, well, lex luthor.

Presidential candidate

And superman's

least favorite bald person.

No, thanks. I don't

want to get joy buzzed.

Oh, don't worry,

I didn't want to shake hands.

I want your watch.

Nice running into you.

- Let's do it again some time.

- Oh, we will.

- Speech.

- Come on, joker.

- Speech.

- Come on.

What a night, such an honor.

I'm speechless.

Ah, who am I kidding?

When am I ever speechless?

Look at that face.

It's like, what's he gonna say?

What's going to come out

of that mouth of his?

Crash

Sorry, to wipe

that grin off your face, joker.

You're not sorry,

you're not sorry at all.

Riddle me this, batman.

What wears a mask

and is unconscious?

You.

Whoosh

Let's get him.

- Ahh!

- Ah!

Let's ask the coin?

Crash

Ha ha ha.

- 'Get going, robin. '

- 'I was waiting for you. '

Quack, quack,

quack, quack.

Quack, quack, quack.

Crash

Crash

Ah, my kind of party.

Good food, good people.

Good goody bags.

Hey, bat-lame and slobin.

Why are you guys hanging around?

Ha! You see what I did there?

We're here to get those

valuables you stole, joker.

And bruce wayne's

man of the year award.

This is my award

It very clearly says,

me, joker.

Oh, you just-you ju...

You just stuck that on there.

Whoa-a!

Robin, focus on your flying.

'Sorry. '

Whoa!

Oh, I missed.

You like shark, batman?

'Because I think

they're going to like you. '

Argh!

Oh, come on!

I can't keep up.

I'll take it from here.

Oh-he-e.

Swoosh

You like missiles, batman?

Because I think

they're going to like you.

Huh!

Let's see, what do we have?

Oh, good. You like pie, batman?

'Cause I think...

Ah, forget it.

Argh!

Where does he get

these unbreakable toys?

Clang

Oh, come on!

Oh, see, now you get out!

You are afraid of a real fight.

Yeah, you're so scary.

Watch the suit, boys.

Thanks for helping out, batman.

Hey, you know,

I also was... Part of this.

Hey, guys, need a hand?

With what? Parking?

Huh?

Yeah, sorry. I wanted to

be there for your award.

Ah, I mean, uh,

bruce wayne's award.

- Me too. Kids weren't invited.

- Mmm.

So, saw you put a big hole

in the theatre.

I'll get it repaired.

I already did that.

Also, I put your boat

back in the water.

Hey, thanks!

Yeah, thanks.

You know, you should really try

not to make such a mess

While you're fighting crime.

I can see you smirking in there.

X- ray vision.

Aren't there people

somewhere else

That need your help right now?

Yeah, actually there are.

I should go. See you, guys.

Bye, superman!

- He's so nice.

- Yeah, he's great.

You were kinda rude.

I was doing a systems check.

See you at the batcave.

Swoosh

Scenes of chaos

tonight at the gotham city theatre

Where the joker has interrupted

The prestigious

man of the year awards.

Watch the suit, boys.

This was the fifth annual man of

the year ceremony held in gotham

But only the second to be

brought to a premature end

'by a gang of rampaging

villains. '

Computer... I have

an election to win.

Grr.

Looks like another stay

in arkham asylum for the joker.

Hmm.

Love you, joker!

I'll win in a landslide.

Huh?

Oh, come on.

'First batman, second superman. '

Kryptonite.

'Batman seems to have

recovered all the stolen property'

Including bruce wayne's

man of the year award.

The only thing left for joker,

a swift return to arkham asylum.

Along with the title,

goon of the year.

This is clark kent

on assignment in gotham city

For daily planet online.

'Hey! '

I was watching that.

Too much television

is bad for you, pumpkin.

How does he

sneak all that stuff in?

Clark kent!

Really despise that guy.

Coming all the way

to gotham city to insult me.

Me, a hometown boy

who made good.

'You're right.

You don't deserve that. '

That's right. I don't.

Eh, wait. Who said that?

'How would you like

to be out of arkham right now'

'and given a chance

to take revenge on batman'

'and the rest

of this ungrateful city? '

Well, I'd have to be crazy

to say no to that offer.

Unless you're just

one of the voices in my head.

In which case,

I'm crazy anyway.

What!

Bang

Oh, hey, lex!

You've come to get

your watch back?

Or did a bus from metropolis

get lost and breakdown?

First, I don't take the bus.

And second,

yes, give me my watch.

So, what you got there?

This, my friend,

is the deconstructor.

It emits a unique energy.

One that is absorbed so quickly

by any... Shiny black object

That it causes

it to pull itself apart.

What!

Nifty! What's it got

to do with me?

First, I need help

replacing its power source.

It doesn't run on aa batteries.

Kryptonite.

And second, I might need

some of that joker gas

You are so good at making.

Oh, yeah.

I guess that could

come in handy

For someone

running for president.

You help me, you can use

the deconstructor

To your heart's content.

Quack, quack...

Know anybody who has lots of

shiny, black, unbreakable toys?

I don't know

who you're referring to.

Come on! Batman!

Oh. You were...

Joking. I'm the joker.

'Prisoner escape!

Repeat, prisoner escape! '

We should be going.

Can I just have one try?

A- ah!

Joker, come on.

It's a shame.

Now someone's going

to have to fix this.

But the good news

is, I'm out of prison.

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