LEGO Batman: The Movie - DC Super Heroes Unite Page #2

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Joker!

Hey, what's going on?

- It's a riddle.

- Oh, come on!

That's my thing.

'Justice league

watchtower calling batman. '

Justice league watchtower

calling batman.

This is batman.

Just checking your location

in case of emergency.

I'm in the batcave.

Sounds like an emergency.

It's alright. I got it.

You got dressed fast.

Well, I've just started

sleeping in the costume now.

Whoa!

May I?

Oh, well,

I think I should do it.

I thought you were going

to let me play with that thing.

Dah! What's this?

Do I need this?

Boom

Nah!

Joker, could we

move things along?

You're no fun

to shop with, lexie.

Grr!

Whoa!

Hey!

Wait!

Stop!

Okay, we can go.

On second thought,

I have an idea!

Joker, come on!

I'm an artiste.

I like to challenge myself

with a bigger canvas.

Commissioner.

Oh, thank goodness you're here.

No problem, jim.

Commissioner gordon

is what you need to call him.

What's the situation?

There's been a breakout

at arkham.

'The bridge

automatically submerges'

'during a prison break. '

'Unfortunately, it's so old'

'it takes a long time

to raise again. '

Crash

I'll get over there

and start cleaning up.

Batman, wait for me.

- You won't make it.

- Oh, yeah? Watch me.

Uh, robin, I think you should

listen to your-your-your batman.

Don't worry about me, jim.

Uh, commissioner gordon.

Oh, man, should've listened.

Should've listened.

Yep, should've listened.

Hey, come on, get him.

Yeah.

Eat a brick, batman!

What do we do?

You put your bike back together,

I'll take care of this.

'They've got the high ground. '

But I've got better aim.

Ouch!

Wow! That was easy.

A little too easy.

They were only meant

to distract us.

From what?

Boo!

Holy baloney!

Totally scared catwoman.

Did you see that?

Oh, robin.

Come on, you've got to

give me this one.

Now, robin,

what were you saying?

Something catty, I believe.

Alright, everybody, back inside.

Let's ask the coin.

Yeah, the coin says "no. "

You know that's where

you're gonna end up eventually.

Not this time.

Boo!

Perfect!

You brought my bike.

Oh! Oh! Can I drive?

I wanna drive.

You gotta let me drive.

Sorry, harley quinn,

the coin says "no. "

You take catwoman.

I'll get the three in the jeep.

- What about the others?

- We've got time.

Bane's mole machine

is not built for speed.

Go.

Bad news, two-face.

Batman's on our tail.

So, we'll lose him

in the sculpture garden.

Okay.

Oh, for crying out loud!

Left or right?

Left.

What are you doing? Turn!

Oh, without the coin

I don't know which way to go.

Oh, stop it.

Crash

Riddler baby, you should've...

Let you drive.

I know!

Ha ha ha.

You're not gonna find any cheese

in this maze, rat-boy.

Rat-boy?

You get rat-boy from robin?

A- ah!

You were saying... Something

catty, I believe.

Aha!

It's defined now!

Bang

I can't control it.

Click

Boom

Bang

Ow!

Bang

Argh!

Boom boom boom.

Well, we contained

the break out.

All the prisoners

are accounted for.

Except the joker.

He must've been

the first one to break out.

Smuggled in some kind

of explosives.

No, I don't think so.

There'd be blast marks,

powder burns, something.

It's as if the bricks

just flew out.

Well, yeah. No, I mean,

you didn't let me finish.

I was gonna say, was gonna say

smuggled in some explosives

Which would be the usual way,

he would break out.

Which he didn't, because there

is no sign of an explosive.

Mm-hmm.

Hey, look at this.

Mm-hmm. Looks like some kind

of residual radiation.

Packaging remote tie-in.

Bat computer.

Remote tie-in, active.

Identify residual radiation.

Radiation

consistent with energy signature

Of u. S. Defense department

project.

J.S. G- 817 currently under

development at lex corp.

Well, I think we know

who broke joker out of prison.

Lex luthor.

What would an upstanding

presidential candidate

Like lex luthor

want with the joker?

I've heard that lex luthor

may not be so upstanding.

You might wanna tell somebody.

Election day is tomorrow.

Sir, there's been a break in

at ace chemicals.

Wouldn't be surprised

if that was joker's first stop.

Wait!

Ha-ha-ha.

buffalo gal won't you

come out tonight

come out tonight

buffalo gal won't you

come out tonight

and dance by the light

of the moon

Blurp

Joker, how's it coming?

You can't mess

something like this.

Ding

Oh!

Lex! It's a boy.

Ha-ha-ha.

Duh-duh-duh.

Argh!

Just like arkham.

So, I can stop carrying this?

I mean, now

we have other samples.

L- I can't go anywhere

without making a mess.

He didn't just break in here

to do this.

Come on.

Promethium, xenon, mercury,

tantalum and dialum.

And those aren't the chemicals

he spilt all over the floor?

No.

So, uh, we're gonna leave now,

right?

Yes.

Boom

Got to give it to the joker,

that is kinda cool.

It'll be really cool

when that fire ignites

The rest of the chemicals

in the building.

What's that?

Acid. It'll soften the planks.

Poof

Boom

Ooh!

Oh!

Hey, guys.

- Wow!

- Calm down.

Ha ha ha.

Whoo.

Again.

Wow! That is great.

Isn't that great, batman?

Destroyed all the evidence

of the crime scene.

So, who blew this up?

Long story.

We've got it covered.

Okay, well, just let me know,

uh, volcano in mexico.

Call me, if you need me.

Uh, batman, maybe he could

help with this.

I mean, he's had

a lot of experience

Dealing with lex luthor.

We don't need him.

Well, it seems like

just now we needed him.

We'd have been fine

jumping off the roof.

I think we would have

broken our legs.

We've broken our legs before.

Yeah, but I didn't like it.

I mean, if we just call him.

Robin. We can't go through

life expecting superman

Or anyone else to save us

whenever things get tough.

The only people we can rely on,

is ourselves.

Bat computer, tie-in.

Bat computer

remote tie-in. Active.

Access chemical database.

What substance can be produced

to recombination

Of the following chemicals?

Promethium, xenon, mercury,

tantalum and dialum?

Accessing.

No substance found.

What substance can be

approximated

Through the combination

of the chemicals?

'Accessing. '

'Listed chemicals can

combine to form'

'an approximation

of kryptonite. '

Kryptonite?

We better call superman.

We're not... Going

to call superman.

Activate tracking systems.

Detect nearby sources

of kryptonite.

Affirmative.

There it is.

Maybe, we should

let superman know.

We do and we'll be

putting him in danger.

Can we ever leave together?

Ugh!

No!

You tricked me.

Oh, don't worry.

Ha ha ha.

Nice job.

So, lex, when you're president

Can I be vice president?

I think we've got company.

You didn't answer my question.

Click.

'Auto drive, activated. '

Click.

Poof

Ugh!

Aha!

Kryptonite.

Batman!

Argh!

Pow

Oh, my goodness. Beaten again.

No hard feelings.

Hmm.

Uh-ah!

Click

Bang

Argh!

Whoo-ho-ho.

Uh... Where's your car?

Argh!

Bang

Substance is 84%

similar to kryptonite.

No harmful effects

to natives of krypton.

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