LEGO Batman: The Movie - DC Super Heroes Unite Page #3

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'That doesn't make sense. '

I had the bat mobile

tracking kryptonite.

It wouldn't have picked this up.

There must have been

kryptonite in the van.

What's the point

of making kryptonite

That wouldn't harm

superman anyway.

We'll put it away with the other

kryptonite just to be safe.

'Why do we have

so much of this stuff? '

I keep it in case superman

decides to be a bad guy one day.

You expect the worst

of everybody.

Yeah.

What's happened?

We've lost the signal.

Don't worry.

It's directly ahead.

Beyond these walls, friend

Lie the keys

to the destruction of superman.

And batman too, right?

Sure. Yeah. Fine.

'Intruder

alert! Intruder alert! '

Someone's broken

into the batcave?

'Fake kryptonite. '

It was a homing device.

We were set up.

Hello! Anybody home?

We're here.

And we brought deserts.

Come on, we're guests.

You can't offer us

a lousy cup of coffee?

Ah!

Hey, is that the batboat?

Bang

Oh, gee. Ha ha.

Could've sworn

it was there a minute ago.

Hey, look.

The batwing.

Oh. Must be seeing things.

We gotta get outta here.

- But, batman...

- go.

Hey, batman,

penny for your thoughts?

Bang

Oh! Are we going upstairs?

I'd love to see

the rest of the place.

Bang

Going down.

Boom

We don't have a lot of time.

Jump!

Uh-oh!

Argh!

Let him go, we have

to find the vault.

You're right. It's time

to serve desert.

Where does he keep

the kryptonite?

I just know he has it.

Not where he hides it.

Computer, where

is the kryptonite?

Kryptonite

location is protected

By security access codes.

Computer, do you know who I am?

Lex luthor,

presidential candidate

Owner and founder

of lexcorp industries.

Very good. Now, I'd like...

A corporation

that serves as a cover

For a variety of luthor's

criminal operations.

Whoo hee-hee.

Involving smuggling, robbery,

extortion, bribery.

Yeah, alright. That's enough.

Here. Let me do it.

Yeah!

Security access, verified.

Whoosh

- Hmm.

- Huh.

How much time do we have

before those pies go off?

Oh, like five minutes.

Boom

Maybe that was five seconds.

- Run.

- Argh!

Maybe we should call

for superman.

Go ahead.

Hey, superman!

See, you can't rely on anyone.

Boom

Kaboom

Nice job.

Art is always better

if it's bigger.

Hey, isn't that

bruce wayne's mansion?

Bruce wayne?

Really despise that guy.

Hey, guys, sorry

it took me a second.

Boom

Hey, batman, I think

I fixed the whirly-bat.

Crash

Uh.

I'm... Gonna go work

on the batboat now.

Why didn't you tell me

luthor was involved?

I was handling it.

Yeah, looks like you had

it all under control.

Look, I'll hang around

and give you a hand.

Remember, I can do anything.

Swoosh

You know what was in there?

- What?

- Kryptonite.

Aha!

Boom

That's what they wanted

the whole time.

It must be what powers

that deconstructing device.

I picked up krypton

on the batmobile scanner.

So, now they can neutralize

your gadgets and my powers.

Question is why?

What are they up to?

I don't know.

Tomorrow is election day,

so we're running out of time.

We'll just have to go

ask lex luthor.

You're just going to walk right

into lexcorp headquarters?

Yep. You worried?

Superman does not worry.

'We can take this to get there. '

Introducing, the

new, flying batboat.

- You need a hand?

- No, I'm good.

A- ah!

Ugh!

Vice president joker.

Doesn't quite sound right,

does it, lex?

Not really. No.

Alright, sun will be up soon

And the voters will be heading

out to vote. Let's shut it down.

'Okay, did not need

to turn off all the lights. '

Not the way I like to travel.

Come on, cheer up, sourpuss.

Not cool.

Swoosh

- Oh, after you.

- Argh.

We're here to see lex luthor.

And you are?

Seriously?

Seriously.

I'm superman. He's batman.

Are those last names?

Even his receptionist is evil.

- Just one name each.

- Like madonna.

Oh, I see, you're down here.

Mr. Luthor is expecting you.

First elevator.

What's that song?

Sounds familiar.

I don't listen to music.

Either of you guys know

the score of the game?

I don't follow sports.

Seven-three, st. Louis. Ah.

Ah, shouldn't have asked.

Nice costumes.

Hmm.

Lex?

Right here.

I'll take it from here.

Hmm.

Woa-ah!

'You feel okay, superman? '

I hope you voted

before you got here.

'Because you might

not be leaving. '

You diseased maniac.

No one is going

to elect you president.

Oh, yes, they will.

Once we've flown

over the country

Dispensing my friend, joker's

gas, I'll win in a landslide.

I was going to be

vice president

But I changed my mind.

It wasn't working for me.

Since I was deprived

of the man of the year award

In gotham city, we're

starting at their city hall.

Sorry, you won't be there.

'When I'm president,

I'll build a statue of you. '

Oh!

You're not going

to build him a statue.

No, I'm not. But you won't

be there to call me on it.

Wait a second!

What are you going to do

to the dynamic dumdum?

Joker, I have

an election to win.

But who will I play with

if he's dead?

Robin's still around.

If we eliminate batman

Robin will probably put on

the suit and say he's batman.

No, it won't be the same.

Crash

Wow, did not expect that.

Let's go get out the vote.

'Alright. '

What the...

Boom

Crash

Joker, do you know

how expensive that was?

I've no idea what it cost, no.

Swoosh

Crash

Nice plan.

Now, we know what they're up to.

Plop

- We have to get to gotham city.

- I should warn you.

I fly close to that kryptonium...

We'll cross that bridge

when we get to it.

Whoosh

Swoosh

Thwack

Whoosh

I thought I took care of him.

If I had a dollar

for every time I said that.

Keep flying.

I'll deal with this.

Woa-ah!

Ah! Lex, we're losing altitude.

Crash

- You alright?

- Yeah.

Being that close

to the kryptonite weakened me.

We bought ourselves

a few minutes.

We've got to get

to the centre of town.

I don't think I can fly yet.

I guess we can get

there some other way.

Splash

Hiss

Two dollars or a token.

Uh...

I have tokens.

Fellow citizens, thank

you for joining me today.

I don't want to keep you

from voting for too long.

I just wanna say a few words.

'What do you think of

your presidential candidate? '

We love him.

And you'll do anything he says?

- We'll do anything he says.

- We want him as president.

Let's go vote for him.

That's good to hear.

Now, I have a lot of other

campaign stops to make today.

So, just say it with me now.

Vote for...

Joker.

- Joker for president.

- We love joker.

Oh, did I forget to mention?

The gas just works for me.

Sorry. Oversight.

You, dirty double-crosser!

You tricked me.

I said vice president

didn't work for me.

President joker.

Now, that sounds right.

The vice part

goes without saying

Now get in and I'll let you

be vice president.

Don't be such an idiot!

They're going to take off.

I've got some

of my strength back.

The kryptonite.

I'll slow them down, batman.

It'll be up to you to stop them.

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