Lego DC Comics Superheroes: Justice League - Gotham City Breakout

BATMAN:
Gotham City, my city.

Long ago I began my one-man crusade

to protect her from crime and injustice

and then along came Robin.

Together we were a dynamic duo of justice

defending Gotham from villainous rogues

until young Robin grew up.

He took the name Nightwing and set out

to fight crime on his own in Gotham.

But that wasn't the end of Robin's story.

A new Robin would soon join our ranks,

strengthening our team

and extending the reach

- of our protective cloak of justice

- (ALL GRUNTING)

over every dark corner of our

beloved Gotham City.

- (CLEARS THROAT)

- Eh? Oh.

(CHUCKLING SHEEPISHLY)

Don't worry, Commissioner.

Batman and Robin are on the case!

Thank you, Batman!

With Gotham's

vilest villains on the loose,

it's good to know our city is

in the capable hands of heroes like...

You two?

Gone again.

- (MOUSE SQUEAKING)

- (CAT MEOWS)

(HARLEY GRUNTING)

(MEN SCREAMING)

That's it.

The last of the precious stones.

The rest of them are only

semi-precious stones.

Not even worth the time

it'd take us to steal them.

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

Time, Penguin, is the one thing

you'll have plenty of

once you're back in your cell

at Arkham Asylum.

But first, let's see how you fit

in my new Bat-magnet cage.

(GASPS)

(YELLING INDISTINCTLY)

Bull's-eye! I mean,

Penguin's-eye! (CHUCKLES)

Good shot, Robin.

That should keep him grounded

until the police arrive.

And that's the reason

I'm always the designated driver.

- Ta-ta, Pengie!

- (ENGINE REVVING)

You'll be catching a ride

back to Arkham together, Harley.

Carpooling is vital

to a healthy environment.

- (MAN EXCLAIMING)

- (HARLEY CACKLING)

Hey, watch where you're driving!

Whoa!

Not you, Batman, you're good.

Poor Batman, you'll never catch me.

But maybe you'll catch a fish.

(CHUCKLES) Like shooting fish

in a barrel... Without the barrel.

(CACKLING)

BATMAN:
(OVER SPEAKERS)

Give it up, Harley!

You're wanted for grand theft,

receiving stolen goods

and egregious prop comedy.

What's the matter, Batman?

My jokes driving you bananas?

(CACKLING)

(GRUNTS)

- (GRUNTS)

- (GAS ESCAPING)

Uh-oh.

(HARLEY EXCLAIMING)

(CAR HORN HONKS)

- Betrayed by my own bananas. Huh?

- (RUMBLING)

I may be going out on a limb here, Batman.

No, wait!

I'm definitely going out on a limb!

(CACKLING)

(YAWNS) You're late, Harl.

Sorry, traffic in Gotham

will drive you batty. (IMITATES DRUM BEAT)

(CACKLES)

Poison Ivy.

Keep your distance from her, Robin.

Associating with common

jewel thieves now, are we?

"Common"?

My share of the gems will go to ensuring the

well-being of plants everywhere, Batman.

(PLANTS SNARLING)

A green thumb doesn't make up

for your black heart.

(BOTH GRUNT)

(ALL COUGHING)

Weed killer? Who carries weed killer?

The Batman.

And also the Robin.

(PLANTS GROANING)

My babies!

(HARLEY AND IVY YELLING)

(BOTH GROANING)

Perhaps another trip to Arkham

will teach you the error of your ways.

- And help you turn over a new leaf.

- (WHOOSHING)

Robin, cover these two

until the authorities arrive.

Looks like there's one last villain

to wrangle.

I love it when a plan comes together.

(HARLEY WHIMPERS)

Hey, look at that!

Whoa, cool!

In Gotham, everybody pays bus fare.

Aren't you the agile one?

Hmm.

What? Batman! But how?

Quite simple, really.

You uncannily anticipated

my every move as you fled.

I simply anticipated

you anticipating my every move

and adjusted accordingly, beating you

to the place I would've chased you to.

Impressive.

You shouldn't be too surprised, Nightwing!

Aw. How did you...

Oh, I bet it was my circus aerialist moves

that gave me away, right?

As well as a few special moves

that only I could have taught you.

Furthermore, I have deduced the reason

for your theatrical game of tag.

As today marks the anniversary of

the first appearance of the Batman,

and as most superheroes are

a highly emotional, sentimental lot,

you have obviously lured me

to this location

to set me up for some kind of

surprise party.

ALL:
(WEAKLY) Surprise.

- You shouldn't have.

- (GROANS)

I can't believe

he guessed our plan. Again!

You know, Batman, you take the fun

out of being your friend sometimes.

How so?

Happy Bat-Birthday, Batman!

You see what I did there?

Because you put "bat" before

"mobile" and "cave"? (CHUCKLES)

The rest of the League wanted to be here,

but duty calls. Hey, look!

Most of the Teen Titans showed up!

Milkshake-consuming contest begin!

(BOTH SLURPING)

(BURPS)

- I win!

- Aw.

(STARFIRE AND CYBORG CHEERING)

So I see.

Happy anniversary, Bruce.

It's hardly happy for

the criminals of Gotham City, Diana.

I mean, thank you.

So, I know you don't want presents,

but Robin, Nightwing and I all chipped in

and got you something,

which is not easy,

because what do you buy for a guy

who literally has one of everything?

Batgirl, he can't literally have

one of everything.

That's true. I've inventoried the Batcave,

there are some things he has two of.

Boy, you are rich. Am I in your will?

Anyway, we realized there's not

some thing we can buy you

that you can't buy for yourself.

So, your present is something even better.

Quality time with us!

You're suggesting we take a vacation?

ALL:
Surprise!

Very thoughtful.

Unfortunately,

crime doesn't take vacations.

Gotham needs me.

Well, of course it does!

But you need a break,

and I'll be happy to babysit your fair...

Fair-ish city while you're gone.

I don't know.

The villains in Gotham are a bit different

than the ones you're used to.

Well, sure, they're different.

For one thing, most of them

don't even have superpowers.

(LAUGHS) I don't think they'll be

too big a problem for me.

Don't underestimate Gotham's...

Bruce, Clark really can handle it.

And the rest of the Justice League

is only a phone call away.

Oh, come on, Batman!

If there is one hero in this world

that deserves and needs a vacay,

it is definitely you.

(SIGHS) Fine.

What? You'll do it?

Of course he said the yes.

How could one say no to Nightwing's

dreamy eyes of the puppy dog? Hmm-hmm.

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

(BARKS)

Periods of rest are required to operate

at peak efficiency.

Besides, I'm a fun guy.

(ALL CHEERING)

- When do we leave?

- Right now.

Before you change your mind.

Oh, man, I wanted

one of those freezer pops.

(SHRIEKING)

(CRUNCHING)

Thanks, Beast Boy!

Mmm.

I usually hate the lime ones.

This one's way better.

That's because it has my spit on it.

- Hmm.

- Ugh.

Whoa. Now I am feeling

the sickness of the stomach.

(BAT SQUEAKING)

Here on the Bat-refrigerator

is a list of emergency numbers,

including Commissioner Gordon's cell.

If you can't reach me,

call him day or night.

(CHUCKLES) No problem, worrywart.

Just try and have a good time.

Also, no video games for Robin after 8:30.

It gets him all wound up

before his bedtime.

What? This whole party was my idea!

I'm totally coming, too!

- (BAT SQUEAKING)

- On a school night? I don't think so.

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