Lego Scooby-Doo! Blowout Beach Bash Page #2

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"Ferocious ghost pirates?"

That's what I thought.

- Well.

- It's been great.

Vacation over, boy, am I relaxed.

- Back to the Mystery...

- Cut it out, guys.

Ghost pirates, you say?

No, no, no, no.

Control yourself, Velma.

You are not here to investigate,

you are here for one reason

and one reason alone.

That's right.

We're gonna be crowned

Captains of the Bash.

Ah, well, isn't that nice?

You know, our kids Chad and

Krissy were last year's captains.

Great, maybe they could give us

some tips on maximizing our fun

in the most efficient way to

party down in the group setting.

Uh, maybe.

The only thing is, there aren't going

to be any captains this year, hon.

- What?

- Why not?

The ghost pirates stole the hats

they used to crown the captains.

Were the hats valuable?

No, they're just regular

old pirate hats.

But you can't have captains

without them.

- It's tradition. Tradition.

- Tradition.

So then maybe the pirates

stole them to stop the Bash.

I thought you said no investigating.

Well, this is different.

We've to get those

pirate hats back if Fred

and I are going to be

Captains of the Bash.

Excuse you, we are

the Captains of the Bash.

Krissy, Chad.

These nice young teens

are just checking in.

Would you like to show them

to their rooms?

- As if.

- Yeah, as if, Mother.

Okay, well, this young lady

had some questions about, uh,

maximum and official group

settings and, uh...

She wanted tips on being fun.

She looks like she could use them.

Nice ascot.

Chadwick Martin Holdout, that

is no way to talk to a guest.

Whatever, Pops.

We're going to the Octo Rock

Lounge and you can't stop us.

Later.

What's "SD" stand for?

Strange Dog?

Those two were crowned the

most fun partiers at the Bash?

Fred, Velma, you guys might

have a shot at this.

You'll have to excuse them.

They've had a pretty bad attitude

since they were voted captains.

Those dang hats really

went to their heads.

Maybe it's not so bad that

the pirates stole them.

Can you tell us a little bit

more about the ghost pirates?

Sure, that's them.

Right over there.

- Ghost pirates!

- Ghost pirates!

Oh, it's just a painting.

I recognize those two from my guidebook.

That's the pirate queen

Bonnie Bingo Belle

and Captain Brutimore Bash.

The Bingo Bash is named after them.

And behind them is the Salty Brick,

the most feared ship

to ever sail the seas.

They even have a lady tied to the front.

That particular figurehead is

the Roman goddess Aurora.

And that skull and crossbones is

what they call a "Jolly Roger".

Say, would you kids like to hear about

the very first Blowout Beach Bingo Bash?

You see, it was way back

in pirate time...

Oh, Rob, you are not going to

bore our guests with a history lesson.

Rob's sort of the town's

amateur historian.

Well, now, they don't mind, do you?

Well, we really should be partying.

But I suppose we have time

to squeeze in a little history.

That's the spirit.

Now, like I was saying, it was

way back in pirate times.

The pirate queen, Bonnie Bingo Belle

and her partner, Captain Brutimore Bash,

were the two most famous pirates around.

They had just plundered a ship belonging

to the super wealthy

Duchess Ducheeseslob,

and decided to hide out for

a while at Blowout Beach,

which, at the time, was

a notorious safe haven

for pirates, rapscallions,

scallywags, lowlifes,

privateers, smugglers and just

all-around bad guys.

Yes, sir, they owned this town.

In fact, the smugglers even

built secret tunnels

all over Blowout Beach

to smuggle their goods.

Oh, now, Rob, they don't

need to know all that.

Just get to the Bingo Bash part.

Honey, I was just about to.

No, you were talking too much.

It's a story dear, the whole point

- is talking.

- I know what a story is.

Every time.

Every time I start talking...

Oh, it's not every time.

- You start up...

- Two sentences?

...with "Rob, you talk too much."

Oh, is that supposed to be me?

- Do you wanna tell the story?

- Is that what...

- Fine.

- Hold on.

Bingo Belle and Captain Bash

sailed into port,

their ship full of treasure.

Well, anyhow they were so happy with all

their new riches that they threw a

giant party that lasted three days.

It was the first

Blowout Beach Bingo Bash.

Oh, you see, on the third day,

a navy warship, the Gilded Cod,

under the command of the dashing

Commodore Ducheeseslob...

The duchess's nephew.

Commodore Ducheeseslob sailed into

Blowout Beach and ambushed the pirates.

They arrested Bingo Belle

and Captain Bash.

But, as it turned out, it wasn't

Bingo Belle and Captain Bash at all.

It was just two teenagers Belle

and Bash had given their hats to

in order to fool the Commodore.

Those were the first teens

crowned Captains of the Bash.

May I continue?

As soon as the Commodore

realized his mistake,

Belle and Bash, aboard the Salty

Brick, sailed into the harbor,

opened fire on the beach

and sunk the Gilded Cod.

What they didn't anticipate, however,

was that waiting for them in the harbor

were even more navy warships

under the command

of Admiral Ducheeseslob.

The duchess's uncle.

The admiral confiscated the Salty Brick

and arrested all the pirates aboard,

except for Belle and Bash.

In all the chaos, they

and the treasure disappeared.

Never to be seen again.

There they are, Officers, arrest them.

Sheriff, what's this about?

Mr. Monkfish is alleging

that you two are

responsible for that

pirate attack earlier.

A pretty cheap stunt,

trying to chase away all my customers

on the busiest weekend of the year.

Hello, Dwight Monkfish.

I own the pier at Blowout Beach.

It's the big wooden thing

sticking out into the ocean.

Perhaps, you've seen it?

We're Mystery Incorporated.

Oh, is that your band name?

Well, when you get tired of this

rundown dump you should come by.

We're always looking for fresh, young

musical acts down at the pier.

You can work for tips.

Now look here, Monkfish.

Who do you think you are,

coming in here accusing us of crimes?

Calling our cozy inn a "dump".

I call 'em like I sees 'em.

Just look at this place,

loose bricks everywhere.

You gotta press these things

together firmly.

It's disgraceful.

Hey! Sheriff,

do you really think Rob

and I would steal the hats

right off our own children's

darling little heads?

Besides, you've been

trying to get us to sell

our property to you

since you came to town,

you pompous moustache twirler.

Why, I'd rather see

the boardwalk destroyed

than sell it you.

Yeah, how do we know

it wasn't you responsible

for that pirate attack?

Oh, oh, that's rich.

Me, sabotaging my own business the day

before I open my brand-new

roller coaster.

It's called the Blowout Blizzard.

You'll love it, it goes

up, down, around, you name it.

It's even got a loop.

Mitzi, what are you standing around for?

Give these kids some free passes

for the grand opening tomorrow.

Except for him, no dogs allowed.

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