Lego Scooby-Doo! Blowout Beach Bash Page #4

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the lowest kind of scum,

but he isn't all bad.

I think in his own way he

really cares about this town

and its people.

What are you doing, makeup?

I have very sensitive skin, you dolt!

You wouldn't know anything about that.

You have the coarse skin of

someone destined for failure.

Like all the other losers

in this one-pier town.

You're fired! In fact, you're all fired!

Give me that, I'll do it myself.

That's right, work it,

yup, you're an animal.

I love business!

How are we going to be named Captains of

the Bash when the bash

is more of a bust?

We just have to figure out a way to

get this party started up again.

Now, what's something that regular

non-mystery solving teenagers enjoy?

Ah! Hmm...

May be the gang was right about us.

Let's go catch up with them.

Jinkies!

Say, that's one crazy dance move.

What's it called?

Oh, no, I wasn't doing a dance.

It's called the Jinky.

What?

These cool teens were

impressed by your new dance.

Oh, that.

Yes, it's a pretty popular

move where we come from.

Oh, where's that?

Uh... Cooltown?

Upper Cooltown.

Sounds cool.

Say, do you think you could

show us how to do the Jinky?

Oh, I, I guess.

Gather around, everyone,

there's a hip new dance you gotta see.

Hey, Tentacles, play something

with a beat.

When you're feeling uneasy

and a little bit queasy

Do the Jinky

When you're awkward and cheesy

But you long to be breezy

Do the Jinky

Do the Jinky

Do the Jinky

Do the Jinky

Do the Jinky

Do the Jinky dance

Whoa!

Just jerk your arms around

As if you have no control

of your body

Do the Jinky

And snap your fingers

to the crazy beat

We don't have fingers.

Oh, right, sorry.

When your breathing's kind of wheezy

And you want to take it easy

Do the Jinky

When your body's not in synchy

You might as well be doing the Jinky

You might as well be doing the Jinky

The Jinky

I can't hear you!

The Jinky

One more time.

The Jinky

Oh, golly, I'm so sorry.

Yeah, you are sorry.

And so is your lame new dance.

- Lamoid.

- Yeah.

More like the Jerky.

Hey, what's your problem?

She said she was sorry,

we're just trying to have fun.

It is so sad what passes

for fun these days.

Come on, everybody,

let's ditch these weirdos

and go someplace cool.

Um, why are you all just standing there?

Your Bash Captains are leaving.

So leave, you two have been

major bummers for way too long.

- Whatever, it's lame in here.

- Yeah.

When you losers realize how

uncool this is,

come find us.

And we might forgive you.

How did those two become last

year's Captains of the Bash?

Who knows?

Hit it, Tentacles.

What kind of pirate ship

doesn't have a kitchen?

Like, "arrr" you kidding me?

- Everyone's a critic.

- It wasn't me.

Like, we better find some food quickly.

The sound of my stomach

growling is making me lose

- my appetite.

- Me too.

Arrr!

On second thought, maybe

there's some food above deck.

Like on land.

Far, far away from here.

Like, in a different country.

Yikes!

Looks like we've got a couple

of stowaways.

Like, we were just leaving.

- Right, Scoob?

- Leaving?

I'm already gone.

And that is all 42 uses for a porthole.

Which brings us, of course, to

the cousin of the porthole,

the gun port.

Quick, Scoob, pull some

of those cannons over here

and we'll barricade the door.

No touching.

- Scoob!

- Whoa!

This tour is already in progress.

If you'd like a tour, you'll have

to come back for our next tour.

Another fascinating use for portholes.

Welcome, ghost pirates, to another

episode of This Old Ship,

the show that takes moldy old ships

and transforms them into

stylish, modern sailing vessels.

What be all this now?

This old ship needs a total

interior design overhaul.

Scoob, what are you thinkin'?

Hmm...

Open concept.

You took the words

right out of my mouth!

Try, if you will, to picture our vision.

We start by adding a few more

portholes along this wall,

give it a light, airy feel.

Moving on, we were thinking we could

paint this wall over here a fun color.

Yeah, really make it pop!

And, of course, we

just want to lose this

wall entirely and open up the space.

What do you think?

That would really improve the

flow to the bow of the ship.

Exactamundo.

So now that we're all on

the same page with the design,

let's start demo!

As the boat owner, I'll let you

take the very first swing, big guy.

Thank you.

Like, run, Scoob!

Fred? Velma?

Hey, Daph!

Do the Jinky!

The what?

The Jinky!

Daphne, I want you to meet

Brenda and Tommie.

They're the jinkiest.

Daphne rolls in our crew.

Far out!

Any friend of Vel and the

Fredman is su casa, you dig?

"Crew?" "Fredman?"

- Fun, right?

- Sure.

I wanted to talk to you guys.

I think I found some clues

down at the pier.

Oh no, you don't!

We're having fun.

Yeah. Clues can wait.

"Clues can wait"?

Who are you?

I'm Vel from Cooltown,

and according to my calculations,

it's time to get funky!

Have you guys found anything out here?

Or have you just been

dancing this whole time?

There'll be time to investigate after

we're crowned Captains of the Bash.

No, there won't. Did you

forget they stole the...

Daph, do you mind? You're being

a real party pooper right now.

Yeah, you're being a total Fred.

You're Fred!

Like, we have major problems.

Where's Fred and Velma?

You mean Fredman and Vel?

They're out on the dance floor.

I think maybe we teased them

a little too hard.

It's like all they care about

now is fun.

Like, I don't blame 'em.

We could all use a little fun.

You'll never guess who we

ran into at the Salty Brick.

- The pirates!

- Yeah.

- That's right.

- Good guess.

No, behind you!

The pirates!

Zoinks!

Arrr! Party's over.

Arrr!

Arrr!

Where'd the pirates go?

Who cares? As long as they're gone!

Brenda and Tommie are gone, too!

Well, maybe if Shaggy and Scooby hadn't

led the pirates right to the club...

Like, no way, man!

We saw those pirates sail off.

How could they have sailed the ship

away and shown up minutes later

at the Octo Rock Lounge?

Oh, now you start investigating?

Maybe if you two hadn't been so caught

up in trying to prove you could be fun,

we could have saved your friends.

Well, if we'd been busy investigating,

they wouldn't have been our friends!

What's all the commotion?

I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Holdout.

We're just upset about those pirates.

Well, you're not gonna get

anywhere by squabbling.

Teamwork, that's the key,

if you want to solve

your little case of the missing hats.

That's right.

I'm afraid the case is bigger

than just missing hats now.

It's expanded to two missing teens.

And, like, one boat-napped boat!

Two missing teens?

- That's impossible.

- Are you kids sure?

The pirates ran off with Tommie and

Brenda at the Octo Rock Lounge tonight.

The Octo Rock Lounge, eh?

I'll let the Sheriff know.

Why don't we walk you kids

to your rooms?

Cookies?

Like, man, if I never set foot on

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