Lego Star Wars: The Padawan Menace Page #2

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while Artoo and I find a pilot

to fly us out of here.

And don't touch anything.

You must have something you can

amuse yourselves with for a few moments?

That is not quite what I meant.

Sometimes I wonder why I bother.

Come along, Artoo.

What are you talking about?

Hey! We don't serve their kind here.

-What?

-Your droids.

They'll have to wait outside.

I remember. Most insensitive.

But what do we do now?

I was just going to suggest that.

Well, I was.

Good heavens, a droid!

Get out, you mechanical monstrosity.

Us non-droids don't want you here.

Thanks, fellow non-droid.

You can call me...

...Seeth Bemos, Oipel of Ekul.

And I want a ride off this pile of...

-Thanks, matey.

-No problem.

My hair!

You, you're late. Get in here.

-Sure, why not?

-Okay.

To keep warm, stick our heads

in this animal's guts, will we.

Gross. And I thought they smelled bad

on the outside.

Your head, his guts. Do.

This one's taken.

What the...

"Secret battle plans." That was easy.

Great is the power of the Force.

It allows me to feel what cannot be seen,

see what is yet to be,

and hear what cannot be heard...

My big mouth and me.

My ship is at docking bay 49.

I'll take your party to Coruscant.

Wonderful. I shall inform the younglings.

Oh, my goodness!

Check me out. Yeah, baby.

Hi, Mr. Three-Pee.

Great Bantha Breath, what are you doing?

That's a droid. We don't serve your kind.

Oh, my. We'll just be on our way.

Oh, my.

I'm terribly sorry, Master Jabba.

Allow me to remove the debris

from your bigness.

NO-ONE INSULTS JABBA THE HUTT!

YOU AND YOUR METAL FRIEND WILL PAY TODAY

Oh, my. This doesn't look good at all.

Impressed I am with your courage,

young one.

Very brave are...

Hold on, Nelly!

Hop on!

Do that, how did you?

I know a thing or two about wiring.

Oh, man. The ship is broken.

What do we do?

To the ship.

Reach the pedals, my legs cannot.

My legs reach just fine.

How hard can this be?

Today, two droids will pay

for insulting the mighty Jabba,

by fighting each other to the death.

To be accurate, droids can't actually die.

Melted down, deactivated perhaps,

but not...

No, I couldn't fight my best friend.

Youve just been waiting for

the chance to do this, haven't you?

Artoo, Artoo, don't you dare...

A good pilot you are.

Sorry for how I treated you, I am.

-Respect you now, I do.

-I know.

Say the same to me, you could.

You're all right, I guess.

For a little green dinosaur.

Master Yoda, the younglings

are on Tatooine.

They are in danger.

Jabba the Hutt is holding them hostage.

He has them captive. You must hurry.

Oh, my gosh.

Then rescue them, we will.

All right!

Stop, stop, stop! That hurt.

I'm so sorry. I've doomed us all.

I am a failure.

Don't say that, Threepio.

You're not a failure.

-I'm not?

-You kept us safe today.

You're very brave.

I am very brave.

You are a great hero

and will lead us to victory.

I will lead us to victory.

You will break those pillars

with your weapon.

I will...

Right.

Excellent!

Say hello to my metal friend.

No, no, no!

Help! Help me! Help!

Oh, my goodness. I am a hero.

That is awesome!

-My hair!

-That's the coolest thing I've ever seen!

I am a hero.

I only wish Master Yoda could see me now.

See you, I could,

if sitting on me, you were not.

Frightfully sorry, sir.

Awesome!

Much heroism in your future have you,

young Ian.

But my name's not Ian.

I'm Han. Han Solo.

A pleasure to meet you, Master Solo.

Yeah, whatever, Goldiepants.

Really, I'm glad

we'll never see him again, Artoo.

Thank you, thank you.

-How's it going?

-Impressive!

It's just what I do, just what I do.

I can't even say it, it's so awesome.

Darth, there are other people

that fit the suit,

-you know what I'm saying?

-No, right, sorry.

It's a wrap!

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