Lego Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles - Attack of the Jedi Page #2

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Oh, come on.

All:

Hi, jek.

You again?

Yes.

And not proud to be

so easily fooled, am I.

I tried to warn you.

I told you the last time

to leave me alone.

I'm not a jedi,

and I'm not a sith.

Have we met before?

I don't think so.

Look, a tree!

The answer is no.

I won't help you.

My padawan, turn on the charm,

you must.

Hm?

Please, master jek,

we need your help.

[sighs]

Oh, all right, I'll help you.

But only because

you asked nice and smiled.

[all cheer]

Weird it looks when smile I do.

Oh, great!

And once we're back in business,

I'll volunteer to fly ahead

And scout out the battlefield!

No, too dangerous for you

this battle will be.

Here you stay. Keep you safe,

the ewoks will.

[chatter]

Uh, words can't express

my happiness right now.

What do you mean he was

surrounded by jedi?

That's what I'm telling you!

He's on his way to you

with them now!

Then get back here.

We must prepare.

Stop it!

Oof!

Um, I think I'll just keep

looking for lord sidious.

Take me with you!

Please!

Sorry, gotta go!

[]

Wow.

Some mess you've got here.

Anakin:

We don't need you.

We can fix this ourselves.

Looks like you're doing

great so far.

Yeah, well, good luck putting

A dozen ships back together,

genius.

Who said a dozen?

Huh? Huh?

[]

[all cheering]

I don't believe it.

That...

Is why you fail.

Hm... Use that line someday,

can I?

Hm?

Grievous:

No sign of sidious.

What if he's been captured?

He may be undergoing horrible

torture at this very moment.

[ewoks singing]

[groans]

Well, isn't this nice?

Just think the fleet

is about to go to battle,

But we're here right at arms bay

with our delightful companions!

That's just ducky.

What are they singing?

Oddly enough, a direct

translation would be

"it's very hot

and smelly inside these suits."

Charming.

[ewoks continue singing]

[groans]

I can't take these teddy bears

anymore!

[coughing]

Chancellor, is something wrong?

I have a severe allergy

to ewoks!

My throat is closing up...

I must get away from here!

But you can't leave.

Master yoda said--

My ears are closing too.

Bye now!

[laughs]

Now to lead the sith to victory.

Oh!

Hang on. Ow.

That's it. It wobbles. Ow!

[laughs]

Yes! Victory!

And I'll just wait here then,

shall I?

Uh, till someone comes

to fetch me?

Now where have I seen something

like this before?

Oh! Now I remember. Help.

Somebody help. Anybody!

Palpatine:

If I hurry up,

I can get there in time

for the attack.

It's the ungrateful sith clone!

Once we defeat the jedi,

I shall rule the galaxy

as president.

No, wait. King!

No! Emperor!

I like the way that rolls out.

"emperor palpatine."

Super-evil.

Eat this, sith clone!

Oh...

Obi-wan:

Let's move it. Time to attack.

Saved us, you did.

And grateful, we are.

Don't mention it.

Good luck with your battle.

Need it we will.

To mustafar!

[]

Vaash ti:

We love you, jek!

Huh? Hm.

[sniffs]

Who am I kidding?

I need to help those kids.

And I got no ship.

[sighs]

Grievous:

How could I know it was you?

I'm not a mind reader.

If you were, you'd know

I'm ticked at you right now!

But I'm in a forgiving mood

since this will be

My happiest day ever.

Once again,

The sith will rule the galaxy!

[sizzling]

Ow, ow, ow!

[grunting]

I'm going to ask you-- ow!

--Nicely, just one more time...

Put us down!

Not until you give us a full

refund of our tuition.

And fees.

Stop this nonsense at once!

Who's the old buzzard?

[groans]

I am your master, punk!

I'll deal with

your incompetence later, dooku,

But we have no time to lose.

The jedi fleet will be here soon

And we will be waiting

to ambush them!

Do you want to tell him?

I'm not telling him.

Tell me what?

Ah! Hello there,

fellow good guys.

Chancellor, why talking

to sith lords are you?

Um, I was giving them a chance

to surrender.

But they won't, so attack!

Huh?

All:

Amazing fliplead.

Sorry.

Oh, that was bogus!

[all grunting]

[laughs]

[kids whistle]

[cheer]

[laughs]

Ow. My eyes!

You bad kids are gonna get

a time-out!

[yells]

[beeping]

Time to bring out the big guns.

Ackbar:

A tactical robot army platoon.

It's a trap!

Say hello to admiral attackbar.

Retreat!

Palpatine:

Great move!

Hooray for us!

Excuse me.

Okay, here's the plan.

Wait for them behind this rock!

[laughs]

They ran behind that rock!

Attack!

Hep, hep, hep.

[beeping]

[laughs]

Hep, hep, hep.

Hey. Where are they?

Surprise!

[laughs]

Oh, no, now you're outnumbered.

Such a pity.

[beeping]

[all gasp]

Ooh, how did that happen?

Excuse me again.

[cackles]

We've got them now.

Crush them!

[all clamoring]

Ha-ha-ha!

Jek:
Stop!

Huh?

[]

[speaking in foreign language]

It's jek!

Show up at the very last second,

why does every one?

I had to come back.

I like you guys too much.

Nice ship. Not.

Did you get that

out of a cereal box?

[all laughing]

Oh, I wish you hadn't said that.

[all yelling]

[cheering]

You!

Uh-oh.

You almost destroyed me!

Oh. Did I?

No hard feelings, I'm sure.

[grunting]

Here's one thing

you should remember.

Being bad...

Is not...

Good!

[]

Now, let's go...

Home.

[all cheering]

Hey. Wait for your loyal leader!

Well, we sure beat

those bad guys today, didn't we?

Did you see me cheering you on?

I was rooting for us

all the way.

Grievous:

This is not good. Not good at all.

Girl:

This is the worst prep school ever.

[]

Lando:

All right, party time!

ooh, yeah

it's time to boogie

[sighs]

Something wrong, anakin?

Why should that clone

get all the glory?

I'm the chosen one!

Indeed.

Well,

I think you're a great jedi.

Thanks.

And you're a good man.

And you're an excellent judge

of character.

This is so undignified.

Hello.

Hello, is anybody coming?

[chatter]

Thank the maker,

rescue is at hand.

[ewoks singing]

Oh, that's not going to help.

No, no, no, I said stop.

I hate that song.

It is not cute.

Stop it!

I'm suffering an attack

of ewok allergy.

You put the "sick" in "music."

Now I want to be melted down

for sure.

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