Lego Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles - Menace of the Sith Page #2

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Or was it jethro?

Anyway...

Release the probe droids!

Narrator:

And so, both sith and jedi

Launch a massive search

for the sith clone jek,

Scouring every

corner of the galaxy.

(roaring)

(screams)

(blubbering)

I've got you now...

(growling)

Sorry.

(sighs)

every other jedi is looking for that clone,

And I'm stuck here

with a bunch of kids.

I'm sure the council had a good reason

For giving you this assignment.

Oh, sure.

To clear my mind of distractions.

I'm the chosen one!

I don't have distractions.

They think I'm not ready, but I am.

I'm not a child anymore.

I am going to bring balance to the force.

I can do anything.

Hey, where'd you go?

(artoo beeps)

Ooh!

They're beautiful.

For being part sith,

you're so gentle.

I don't want to fight.

I just want to create things,

And be left alone.

Anakin:
That's him.

Wait till the council hears about this.

Not ready! Ha!

Master yoda, I found the sith clone.

I've got him here.

Something tells me you're not gonna get your wish.

Anakin, no!

Surrender, sith clone.

(screams)

(speaking robot language)

I have to go.

(groaning)

Please stay.

Sorry, but I have to

find a new home now.

Jek, look out!

(screams)

Padawans:
No!

Got him.

(beeping)

Artoo, I think I'm a little

too impulsive sometimes.

(beeps)

Who's einstein?

Dooku:

You failed me as a warrior,

But don't worry,

I can still use you to make millions of clones.

(groans)

General, engage the new

and improved clone-amatic.

With pleasure.

Hmm?

Mmm...

(chuckles) wrong button.

(machine powering up)

Yes! Yes! Come to life,

my clone-cloned clones.

It's time to attack the jedi.

Grievous:
The time

for the jedi attack has come!

Dooku:
Err. I just said that.

Grievous:
Well,

I wanted to say it, too.

(grievous coughing)

Windu:
This is terrible news.

There's no limit to how many sith clones dooku will make.

And no doubt he's on his way here to attack us with them.

Anakin, your conduct

was rash and irresponsible.

I'll try to do

better next time.

No, try not, or do not.

But, try, do not.

Only, not try to do not, do...

(scatting) oh!

A better way to say this,

there must be.

Anakin, stay put,

don't do something foolish

Like rush back here

and join the battle to make up for your mistake.

(yelping)

Anakin:
I guess you could say

that ship already sailed.

I better try to keep us alive.

(brakes screeching)

"risky to train him," I said.

Grave danger, I sensed.

Listen to me, did you?

It was qui-gon's dying wish.

Oh, no, don't pin this on me. You're the one who blew it.

Hmm.

(rumbling)

Yoda:

Defend the temple, we must.

Windu:
We're on it.

Oh... What's going on?

Is something amiss?

Chancellor, we're being attacked by the sith.

Oh, that's terrible.

Terribly wonderful.

I'm sorry, what did you say?

Nothing, nothing.

Nothing short of fantastic.

An odd twitch, he has.

Poor man, the pressure must be getting to him.

Dooku:
Yes! Yes!

Now we will see what an entire army of sith clones can do.

You guys need a hand?

Hurray, we're saved!

(padawans scream)

oh, man!

My mom says I'm not supposed

to be blown into space.

(beeps)

(screams)

artoo!

(explosions)

Oh, mayhem as usual.

Thank the maker

I'm in no danger.

(artoo screaming)

(grunts)

What just happened?

Something happened.

Because the room's

gotten very small!

And hot! (howls)

(beeping)

Padawans, we're not done yet!

Remember jek, and create!

Great idea, anakin!

Anakin,

I never thought I'd say this,

But you actually

taught me something.

That's nothing, watch this.

(fizzling out)

(coughing)

I can't believe

this ship didn't have a tiny vulnerable spot,

That if you shoot it, it'll make the whole thing blow up.

Say bye-bye, jedi.

(gasps)

(anakin screams)

Anakin!

(grunts)

Oh, man!

(cackles)

You're not a nice lady!

Hey! It does have

that one vulnerable spot.

Here's ani!

(screaming)

(cheering)

Great work, anakin.

Yoda, this is anakin.

I've saved the padawans and destroyed the command ship.

We're heading your way.

Hold me.

I am holding you.

Hold me like you mean it.

(both screaming)

(cheering)

Obi-wan:

Great work, anakin.

Oh! It looks like dooku and grievous are headed our way.

Yes, victory is ours!

Not! (cackles)

(all gasp)

What's wrong?

Why aren't they crashing?

Huh?

Oh!

(padawans yelp)

(all gasp)

Dooku:
Jedi!

Surrender, or be crushed!

Surrender, we will not!

I'm sorry, did you say,

"surrender, we will now"?

Because I think

that's a marvelous idea.

What?

Just my two cents.

We will fight you to the death, dooku.

Now, give us that clone.

Delighted to.

I'm done with him anyway.

Jek!

(groans)

You see, I don't need him.

Because now,

I have all of them!

(gasping)

(cackling)

Cloned clones, attack!

(whistling)

How it all ended

like this, I don't know.

Fire!

(energy surging)

Not with my energy, you don't.

What?

It's jek, he's okay.

Hey, what happened?

What's going on?

Wanna fight?

(grunting)

Hurray!

Whoa, that was totally awesome!

Well, it was.

(yelps)

I thought I told

you to leave me alone!

Dooku:
We'll meet again!

Jek, great is your heroism.

I'm proud of you.

That goes for you, too.

Oh, uh...

I like you all,

but I have to go my own way.

Please don't call.

Padawans:

Bye, jek. We'll miss you. Bye, jek!

Hey, my sunglasses

were on that ship.

Long remembered

in the chronicles of the jedi,

Will your exploits in this battle be, my padawans.

Proud of you, I am.

We couldn't have

done it without anakin.

Yes,

great was your valor today.

Need you back in the war,

we do.

Luckily, we already

have an experienced

Applicant to be

the new substitute.

Yes, I'm back in the classroom.

Thank the maker.

(chuckles) you're welcome.

(all laughing)

That's my boy.

Oh. I see.

Now, you take credit for him.

Oh. Well... Um...

Look, it's jabba the hutt.

Oh, no, you don't!

I have a couple of things to say to you.

Come on, leave me alone.

Hey, you get back here.

See you!

Obi-wan:
We've got some unfinished business, mister!

(padawans laughing)

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