Lemmy Page #5
You have no idea how good he is.
My mum knew The Beatles, right?
She used to go out
with John Lennon, didn't she?
Obviously, trying to get
to Paul McCartney through him!
No, she lost her virginity
to John Lennon.
The story that I've been told
by my mum is that George liked her.
He would shyly, coyly look at her
when she walked past the bus stop
and George would be standing there.
She wasn't interested in George.
And then, you know, I don't know.
Maybe if she had been interested
in George,
than with John!
- It didn't last long with John.
- Nope. It didn't.
But she always talked about it.
She was very smitten.
not John, so...
Yeah, that's a strange one.
She must have been thinking
about Paul when she was with John.
Perhaps she called him Paul
and that's why it didn't last.
"Oh, I love you, Paul." "What?!"
Yeah! Paul!
- We swapped girlfriends twice.
- Yeah, we did.
At the Limelight
and then at Stringfellows, wasn't it?
We swapped girlfriends one night
and did it again two months later.
Well, a lot of chicks like that -
the old man and the son as well.
It's like screwing the daughter
and the mother at the same time.
- Yeah, that kind of thing.
- Yeah.
Doesn't it ever feel
too cluttered?
Yeah, all the time.
What do you think?
What are you doing?
Shooting my trash can?
F*** off, man! You better not
put that in the f***ing movie.
- Where's the trash can?
- There.
- I was looking at that.
- At what?
I don't know. Whatever that is.
It's a f***ing Domino's bargain list.
One of my favourite memories
of my dad
is when I was six years old,
and I'd just learnt
to play three or four chords.
He came to visit and as
he was leaving, he picked up a guitar
and he started just playing
by the front door, like E major,
and we just jammed on that one chord
for about 20 minutes.
He was looking right into my face,
right into my eyes,
and just egging me on,
like, "This is the rhythm, the feel.
This is how you do it."
It was probably the third time
I had ever seen him,
so that was a major event in my life.
The nicest thing he ever said to me
was very recently
when you asked him, "What is
the most precious thing in this room?"
And he said, "My son."
I was kind of blown away by that.
I wasn't expecting that response.
I wasn't thinking he would say that.
But that was amazing.
It was wonderful.
Thank you! This is my son, Paul.
Eh? Not bad for an only child!
I'm so lazy
d But I'm gonna pull your trigger d
- Go take it to him, Scott.
- That's some size. That's cool.
Yeah!
I present this tank.
- Isn't that bad?
- Yeah, it is.
I served several years in the US army
as a special operations soldier
in Ranger regiment and Special Forces,
and I had served
in Iraq and Afghanistan.
I know Lemmy
is a big military history buff.
My kind of rock-and-roll
connective tissue to the military
was probably Motrhead.
You know, I would wear
Motrhead T-shirts over there.
In a way kind of stating
my own individuality.
Not to glorify war or say,
"War is really cool," or whatever.
It is what it is. It's a function
of the human condition.
But Motrhead is good
go-to-war music.
He's a World War I
"1916" was their first
Grammy-nomination record
about World War I.
And he's a collector
of war memorabilia, in general.
I remember watching
a BBC documentary with him
and he's showing me this airplane,
this Messerschmitt.
I'm trying to remember what it was
and he's going, "That's wrong."
I go, "They must have
researched the sh*t."
Brings out three books to show me
that plane wasn't even built then.
Everybody collects something.
The drummer in my old band
used to collect elephants.
He had elephants
all over his f***ing apartment.
I think I have a collection
that might warrant more interest!
This is a Damascus sword.
See the blade?
That's Damascus steel.
This is a first model dagger.
It's quite pretty, I think.
Purely decorational.
These are Masonic daggers.
Look at that, huh?
That's a nice piece, too.
This is from Toledo and not Ohio.
Look at this f***ing thing!
- What is that?
- British.
That's British.
I think it's from the first war.
And this is a German bayonet.
That's seen action.
I always liked the workmanship
and the designs, you know.
They were the last great knife makers,
the last great sword makers.
It's a craft in Germany
that has largely disappeared now.
Even a lot of the American swords
were made in Germany.
In the Civil War, there were a lot
of German swords used in that war.
Up to the First World War, obviously.
I got Argentinean stuff.
I got Yugoslav, I got Croat,
Slovakian.
How long has it taken you
to amass this collection?
Years and years, right?
When I came over to the States,
I had nothing, you know.
So there we are. Come on.
- I thought I'd dress up for you.
- Yeah, you look good.
- Good to meet you.
- And you.
- Nice to meet you.
- How are you doing?
We pulled it all out. Check it out.
- MP40, G43, K98.
- That's a nice gun, that.
That's a 2519.
That's the chassis of 2-22, isn't it?
- 251.
- 251?
- There's the Hetzer.
- What was the chassis?
- A 38. A Czech chassis.
- A Czech one.
- Skoda.
- Right.
- Did you have to restore it?
- It's got the original engine in it.
There you go.
This is the smallest tank
that the Germans made.
It was made
actually in Czechoslovakia,
based on a Skoda design
from before the war.
This was called a Hetzer.
It's a 38 chassis.
This is a big gun
for a tank this size.
This is a 75mm
armour-piercing gun, you know.
This would stop anything,
more or less.
They would bury this tank
in the ground.
So all that would be visible
would be this here.
Just the gun
on the top of the tank.
So they would wait for you
to come along and just kill you!
Wars are the most interesting times.
Shows the best and worst in people.
In war you get to find out
who your real friends are.
Ask any of those boys
coming back from Iraq, you know.
Anybody who's watching
and thinks you're a Nazi,
what do you want to say to them?
Well, I've had
six black girlfriends so far.
So I'm one of the worst Nazis
you've ever met, right?
Lmagine going to Nuremberg
and introducing my girlfriend
to the Fhrer.
Yeah, I don't think so.
I just dress how I like to dress.
I don't ask anybody else to do it,
you know.
It's a free country, supposedly.
If the Israeli army
had the best uniforms,
I'd collect them, but they don't.
So there you go. I can't help it.
It's ridiculous to think
that I could be a Nazi.
I'm about as far from it
as you could get.
Fire!
- How was that, Lemmy?
- That was great.
Hawkwind were really ahead
of their time.
I worship Hawkwind.
That's some genius music.
They were like a prog-rock group
that punks were allowed to like.
D I just took a ride
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