Leningrad Cowboys Meet Moses Page #2

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# Require from us their song #

# Now how shall we sing the Lord's song #

# In a strange land? #

# By the rivers of Babylon #

#Where we sat down #

#There we wept #

#When we remembered Zion #

# By the rivers of Babylon #

#Where we sat down #

#There we wept #

#When we remembered Zion #

# By the rivers of Babylon #

#Where we sat down #

#There we wept #

#When we remembered Zion ##

Some of you might wonder...

why we have to go back to Siberia.

It is because a miracle has happened.

Lenin will now explain.

Yes, comrades.

One day, in the kolkhoz field...

a parthenogenetic ray came from the sky...

hit the mirror of Tamara,

passed Sergei's vodka...

and the first cow

of our 26th five-year plan was born.

It is a holy calf.

It is born free...

and will live free, as all animals should.

# Day is done, the sun is sinkin'#

#Just one beam still goes on blinkin'#

# Soon the night will start to fall #

# Hear the yawn,

the world goes sleeping #

# Hear the silent twilight creepin' #

# Hear the sun who makes her final call #

# The sunbeam meets a goblin #

# And they shyly say hello #

# She knows that he is comin'

from his cave #

#The beam so close to darkness #

# And the goblin caught by light #

# So young and thoughtless

and so brave #

# Standing there, exchanging glances #

# Scaring, yes, but taking chances #

# Feeling things completely new #

# He complains

My eyes are burning #

# Still I'm capable of learning #

# Something I can only reach with you #

# I don't mind If I go blind #

# I still can feel your spark #

# Besides, I'm used to living in the dark#

# Come take my hand

and stay by me #

#You lovely child of light #

# Please let me be #

#Your child of night ##

Where is the Mexican department

of the orchestra?

# Tengo una heartbreaker nina #

# Ay, ay, tequila!#

# Yo tengo una heartbreaker nina #

# Ay, ay, tequila!#

No lo tengo dinares,

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!

# Tengo una heartbreaker nina #

# Ay, ay, tequila! #

# Yo tengo una heartbreaker nina #

# Ay, ay, tequila! #

Nolo tengo dinares,

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!

# Tengo una heartbreaker nina #

# Ay, ay, tequila! #

# Yo tengo una heartbreaker nina #

# Ay, ay, tequila! ##

What's happening here?

No tequila.

Save us, Moses.

Jesus saves.

Moses invests.

Back to the bus!

He's like General Huerta.

Let's go.

Why,Johnson.

You mistake your man.

I'm not Johnson.

I'm the prophet Elijah.

Sounds familiar.

I want to join you.

Is it so?

By the way...

do you know Proverbs?

"A prudent man foreseeth the evil

and hideth himself...

but the simple pass and are punished. "

"Train up a child in the way he should go...

and when he is old,

he will not turn from it. "

"The rich rules over the poor,

and the borrower is servant to the lender. "

"A generous man will be blessed,

for he shares his food with the poor. "

"Cast out the scorner,

and contention shall go out, yea...

strife and reproach shall cease. "

"The lazy man says, 'There is

a lion outside. I will be murdered. '"

"Foolishness is bound in

the heart of a child...

but the road of correction

shall drive it far from him. "

"If you cannot pay, your very bed

will be taken from under you. "

If you have a cigarette,

you can come along.

Oh, yes.

I haven't seen a tractor for a long time.

GOLDEN CALF:

#Ten brothers out in the road #

# And not in a hurry

We're moving slow #

# Got to carry on with this thing #

# A thing we like to call a show #

#There's nothing #

# Like Matuschka #

# No one like Matuschka #

#Taking care of us best as she can #

# She's the biggest, meanest,

best of them all #

# So don't you mess

with her traveling sons ##

Pharisean!

The life of the great

Russian writer Maxim Gorky was very hard.

Ouch! So is my life!

You must sing, Elijah.

Maxim is drunk again.

"Priests must not shave their heads...

or shave off the edges

of their beards...

or cut their bodies. "

Shut up and sing!

We need gasoline.

# kill watch, kill watch #

# kill watch #

# kill, kill, kill, kill

watch, watch, watch, watch #

# Keom ken ken aba#

# For several days alli do is repeat #

#This little tune

that's getting on my nerves #

# kill, kill, kill, kill

watch, watch, watch, watch #

# Keom ken ken aba#

# It's gotta be contagious

because instead of saying hello #

# My neighbors sing it out

whenever they see me #

# kill kill watch

kill kill watch #

# kill kill watch

kill kill watch #

# kill kill watch

kill kill watch #

# kill kill watch

kill kill watch #

# kill, kill, kill, kill,

kill, kill, kill watch #

# kill watch

kill watch #

# kill watch #

# kill, kill, kill, kill

watch, watch, watch, watch #

# Keom ken ken aba#

# I went to see the local doctor #

# In less than an hour

I had contaminated him #

# kill, kill, kill, kill

watch, watch, watch, watch #

# Keom ken ken aba#

#The director of an asylum locked me up #

# But the next day

he was singing at my side #

# kill kill watch

kill kill watch #

# kill kill watch

kill kill watch #

# kill kill watch

kill kill watch #

# kill kill watch

kill kill watch #

- #Watch, watch, watch #

- # kill kill kill kill kill kill watch #

# kill watch

kill watch #

# kill watch ##

WARSAW POW ISLE STATION

He's dangerously sick.

He needs a hospital.

We need money.

You have money. We know.

Believe me, I don't.

Everything went for the gasoline.

We don't trust you anymore.

All right.

# I woke up this morning last night #

#The sun was rising down #

WARSAW CENTRAL STATION

# I woke up this morning last night #

#The sun was rising down #

# Hellhounds were dragging me, oh #

# I was dragging the hellhounds #

#Well, tell me about it #

# Am I right, or am I left? #

#Well, tell me about it #

# Am I right, or am I left? #

# Baby, I'm gonna lay me

Please help me #

#To the long, long bed #

# It felt like was no bed at all #

# Damn, it was not a bed like at all #

# My mojo feeling was gone #

# I went Hudson River up and down ##

Yeah.

Same thing happened to me...

when I was a child.

If you help me to get the Liberty

back to the United States of America...

I will make you the new Frank Valance.

And the first concert

we start in Las Vegas.

Hello. Where are you going, sir?

Please come back. You haven't paid.

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USSR BORDER 2 KM

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RUSSIAN FEDERATION BORDER

Five rubles for an idea.

I have only two fish...

so I eat them myself.

It is written in the Holy Bible...

that Moses never sees the promised land.

That is why...

I, Moses...

have to go back to the European Community.

Yeah.

Collect all empty bottles.

GREEN - RED

Spurs Jangling ]

Passport.

Colonel Vladimir Kuzmin,

rock-and-roll manager.

My beloved.

My dear.

Congratulations.

# Oh, my darling #

# Oh, my darling #

# Oh, my darling Clementine ##

# Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay! #

# Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay! #

# Tengo una heartbreaker nina #

# Ay, ay, tequila! #

# Yo tengo una heartbreaker nina #

# Ay, ay, tequila! #

Nolo tengo dinares,

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