Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood Page #5

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That's it.

A silver bullet!

Man, why you even buy a Glock?

Those b*tches always jam.

Hollow tips.

What you doing?

Time to go f*** up

some little people.

Here you go.

Man, how the f*** you get a gun

and all I get is a goddamn bat?

What you want me to do,

hit a home run?

I just need you

to watch my back.

All we gotta do

is wait until the morning,

and the little f***er's toast.

- Morning?

- Yeah, sunlight and sh*t.

He's not a vampire,

dumb ass.

Look at you. Look who's the expert

on leprechauns now.

How you know sunlight

ain't gonna work? You don't know.

How come you think

you know everything...

Hold right here.

I'm gonna go check on Em, all right?

You better come back too!

Leave me in this motherf***er

by myself...

with a goddamn bat!

Good luck, my child.

I thought I had

problems before.

Em, I'm...

I was just, you know...

Yeah.

(loud crash)

Setting up a trap for me, boyo?

F*** you, you little

mick motherf***er.

The damn clover.

Don't kill me.

Take the gold.

Take it all!

Just spare me life...

and I'll never

harm you again.

I swear.

You swear?

Say hello to St. Patrick's

for me, b*tch!

(gun clicking)

It's jammed!

Hey!

Stay away from my friends!

- You used me gold.

- That's right, b*tch.

I bought me a new car,

I bought some ice.

I bought some new kicks

and an assload of bud too!

And I smoked that sh*t,

and it was good, you motherf***er!

(screams)

I have no quarrel

with you, witch.

Well, that will

have to change.

Run, Emily. I have

an unwanted guest to deal with.

(screaming)

Leprechaun:
You can't take me gold!

You can't take it!

It's mine!

I'll have it back!

- (yells)

- (screams)

(Leprechaun laughs)

No!

You son of a b*tch!

Rory!

Sorry, that hurt

the old knee, did it?

I'll f*** you up!

Hey!

This is what you want,

isn't it?

No!

Oops!

My babies.

Come and get 'em.

There will be no escaping

for you this time, darling.

You're going to hell with all the others

who stole from me.

Come on!

Come on, work, f***er, work!

Leprechaun:
No!

I'll show you!

I like her.

We've had our fun.

Now give me what's mine,

and I might spare

your miserable life.

Why did you kill them?

For this?

You evil f***!

Don't you presume to tell me

right from wrong.

You compromised all you believed in

once you got the gold,

just like all those

before you.

Your kind is weak,

and will always give in

to your selfish yearnings.

It brings out the worst

in us, doesn't it?

Do you really want

to die so badly?

You can't live forever.

No!

Get back!

(screams)

I'm melting!

(screaming)

Come on, Rory...

wake up.

Wake up.

Where is he?

He's dead.

It's all over.

How'd you get

the gun to work?

Gun?

- The clovers.

- (thunderclap)

Nothing like a nice fire

to warm the soul.

Rory:
Come on!

(screaming)

For 2,000 years,

you filthy mortals

have tried to steal my riches,

to satisfy your greedy urges.

And it always

ends the same...

with you begging

for your miserable lives.

- Rory!

- F***ing...!

Emily:
I'm slipping!

Was it all worth it in the end?

One day,

your kind will learn

that the treasures

of the leprechaun...

Hey!

(gun clicks)

(clicks)

(laughs)

All out of clovers, lad?

Oh, that's too bad.

(laughs)

(screaming)

(hip-hop music playing)

# You may not be

a superstar #

# With cash to buy

everything you want #

# If you could see

all the things that happened to me #

# You may not be

a superstar #

# But God the father

has a plan #

# If time lets you be

all the things that you want to be... #

Jamie:

Check out little ninja!

(instrumental music playing)

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