Leprechaun 4: In Space

LEPRECHAUN 4

In Space

Hey, Lucky,

got a cigarette?

No, Mooch,

I don't have any cigarettes.

Why don't you ask me

for a breath mint sometime?

What's that supposed to mean?

Hey!

Hey, Sticks,

give me a cigarette.

Cool.

Could I have one for later?

All right, cool.

Can I have a match?

Mooch, leave me alone.

Get yourself adopted or something.

Sh*t.

Delores, give me a couple

of eggs over easy.

Thank you baby.

Yeah.

Who's hungry?

Martinez...

Whoa, Martinez,

baby, baby!

- Wake up.

- Yes, sir.

Drop one of them, you'll end up

looking like Swiss cheese.

Give me a break.

You never dropped anything?

Atten... hut!

All right.

Listen up.

We are orbiting the planet

of Ithacon.

In a few minutes,

we will board the shuttlecraft

and proceed to

target area Delta.

Our mission is search

and destroy.

I repeat,

search and destroy.

We've been chasing this alien

son of a b*tch long enough.

In the past six months,

he has disrupted

the galactic mining operation to

the tune of a half billion dollars.

Word's come down from above.

Kill the bastard!

Now, what is our motto?

Semper fi. Do or die.

Kill, kill, kill.

I can't hear you!

Semper fi. Do or die.

Kill, kill, kill.

Good, good!

What the hell are you

doing here, lady?

You're in the wrong place

at the wrong time.

This is for

authorized personnel only.

I'm looking for

Sergeant Hooker.

You found him. I'm busy.

What the f*** do you want?

- I'm Dr. Reeves.

- Great! Dr. Reeves is here.

- I've been assigned to your group.

- What the hell for?

I'm to collect samples

of any alien life forms

and report them back

to Dr. Mittenhand.

Bullshit!

Bullshit!

- Sticks!

- Sir! Yes, sir!

Give me Dr. Mittenhand, now!

- At ease!

- Computer...

Get your lazy butt online.

We need to speak to the boss.

What is it?

Sergeant Hooker here, sir,

in the Armory.

We got a female

of the species,

says she's assigned to

our search and destroy mission.

Correct.

Dr. Reeves is the ship's

biological officer

and my personal assistant.

You will see to it that she

is protected at all times.

With all due respect sir,

we can't be babysitting...

You have your orders, Sergeant.

I suggest you follow them.

- Books!

- Sir! Yes, sir!

Get this little girl...

ready for combat.

From now on,

she's your responsibility.

Sir! Yes, sir!

Let's mount up!

Is this really necessary?

If you want to stay alive,

it is.

Do you mind?

Excuse me, excuse me.

Gentle, gentle.

The problem my friend

is having,

he's never had to put clothes

on a woman before.

As you were, Sticks.

Ughh! Having fun?

Damn! Who's driving?

Ray Charles?

Sorry.

You all right?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Uh, better strap yourself in.

Good evening.

An angel's voice sends pleasure

to every part of my being.

Your shrieks, my dear,

provide a perfect accompaniment

to this romantic evening.

Dinner for two.

Don't be afraid, me dear.

I'm love's own messenger

sent to bring you

tidings of joy

and the promise

of newborn ecstasy.

Take a seat.

A little of the bubbly to put us

on more friendly terms.

Listen up.

We're going in.

Bow heads!

Lord, be with us as we hunt down

this ungodly son of a b*tch.

And give us the strength to kill

anything in our path

and may all our wounds

be flesh wounds only.

Amen.

I feel real safe now.

Don't you?

Can I ask you something?

What happened to

the sergeant's head?

Happened in the last war.

The sergeant went down

in a shuttle over Crilanium.

Took out half his skull.

He still managed to carry

a wounded Marine

on his back 15 miles

before he reached our lines.

Wow...

Did he live?

The guy he carried

on his back?

Oh, yeah, he lived.

If you call this living.

Ooh!

To the most beautiful woman

in the universe,

Princess Zarina,

my future wife.

Your wife?

Your wife!

How dare you?

Do you know who I am?

I am the daughter of a king.

And you will one day

be a queen.

And it is your royal blood, madame,

that will make me a king.

What? You, a king?

Laugh if you like, me darling,

but I'll have me way.

I'm a man amongst men,

and it's tired I am

of being treated like a dog.

From now on, the rest

of this miserable universe

will bow and scrape

before me.

And if they don't...

off with their heads!

Ha, ha, ha!

A real vacation spot.

I've seen worse.

Ever been to Detroit?

Have you ever been

in combat before?

Yeah, lots of times.

Aren't you ever frightened?

Are you kidding?

I'm scared now.

So is everybody else.

It comes with the job.

Hey...

We fight better

when we're a bit goosed.

Know what I mean?

Yeah.

I think so.

I'll never marry you!

Never!

I'd rather die first.

Would you rather be dead,

or would you rather be rich?

Excuse me?

Your father, the king,

hasn't a penny to his name.

He's a stupid old fool

who gave everything he had

to his loyal subjects

leaving his family with nothing.

He was being noble.

He was being a fool.

I'll make you rich beyond

your wildest dreams.

Oh, really?

Yes, really.

They're beautiful!

There's plenty more

where that came from.

You begin to interest me.

Vaguely.

Lucky, you're up.

I'm getting a reading.

Check it out.

You were meant to be a queen,

and with me by your side

you'll have the richest kingdom

in the universe.

I'll cover you with jewels from

the far corners of the galaxy.

I deserve it, you know?

For all I've suffered.

Being a princess

and having nothing to wear...

People treating me as though

I were common...

You'll have everything

you've ever wanted.

Gold is power.

Gold is power.

Power, power...

Power.

Aaahh!

Visitors.

My father!

He's found me.

If he has,

will you go with him?

The king is dead.

Long live the king.

Oh, yes.

- Nice work, Lucky.

- Sorry, Sarge.

Now the whole planet

knows we're here.

Check out that passageway.

The rest of you,

stay alert!

Aaaahh!

Lucky! Go!

Move, move!

No!

You stay with Cupcake.

Cupcake?

Stay here and don't move!

Sarge!

I'm gonna

take this bastard out!

Get down!

Let's move out!

Let's do it!

Let's do it!

Go, go, go!

- Nice toss, Kowalski.

- Grand slam.

Good job, men.

She's alive.

We need some help. We need to

get her to the shuttle.

Danny, get over here.

I'm doing my best,

but this doesn't look good.

Books,

give us a hand here.

Here.

- Sh*t, man

- What are you doing?

I can reattach this.

Stop playing around.

Sh*t.

Kowalski, Sticks!

Start packing this up.

Wait a minute, Sarge.

It was my kill.

I get to add the final touch.

Pure Rocky Mountain

spring water.

Death from above.

Let it rain!

Oh, sh*t!

Way to go, KO.

I'd give you a round of applause,

but I see you already got the clap.

That's not funny.

This is Eagle One to base.

Mission accomplished.

Target has been destroyed.

We got one killed and we're

bringing back a casualty.

Humanoid female.

Origin unknown.

Estimated time of arrival...

- Harold...

- I'm busy.

Harold, come look at this.

What?

- You know what this is?

- Educate me.

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