Leprechaun 4: In Space Page #6

I'll have it all back

the way it was,

me beautiful

shining gold.

Hold it!

You again?

You don't know

when to give up.

Attention...

you now have 11 minutes...

Do you hear that?

You can keep

your stinking gold,

and take that bimbo

from hell with you.

Just show us how to neutralize

the damn auto-destruct mechanism.

I'll neutralize something for you.

"Password"?

What damn password?

Books, Tina,

can you hear me? Come in.

Books, Tina?

Sticks, nice of you to call.

Look, I'm kinda hung up

right now.

What?

The computer needs a password.

I can't stop it without a password.

Tina, we've got to get up there.

He needs a password.

Maybe we can help him

figure it out.

Somebody's got

to take him out first.

- Cover me.

- Tina, no!

Tina!

What did you do?

I don't know.

What did you shoot him with?

Steroids?

Okay...

We're going to split up.

Take this, go through that

ventilation shaft, and help Sticks.

I'm huge!

I'm magnificent!

- Go... go.

- Okay.

All right!

Big is good.

Hey!

You want some of this?

Ah... "G. I. Squirt. "

Oh... the pain!

Oops.

Oof!

Total destruction of this vessel

will occur in 7 minutes.

You should be on board

the shuttlecraft... now.

Come on, guys!

Hurry up! I need help!

Hurry up!

Stop all that lovey-dovey sh*t

and come on!

Look, guys...

hurry up! Hurry up!

I need a password.

I can't stop it without a password.

Books! Tina!

So... where are you,

short ass?

When I find you...

I'm going to peel you

like a grape.

Attention...

Five minutes until detonation.

You haven't got long, shorty.

Sticks?

Tina, get out of here.

Go back!

There's a big, ugly

motherfucking spider! Go back!

What's happening?

Look out, Tina!

Feed me!

I'll get you.

Feed me!

Get the f*** away from me!

Sticks!

Throw me your rifle!

That damned spider

took my weapon!

There's some liquid nitrogen

over here in the corner!

Hit him with that!

Come on!

Get back! Get back!

Get him!

Take that, you bastard!

Yeah! Yeah!

Now, I'll get you.

Get him!

Help me...

I'm sorry.

Help me...

- Are you okay?

- I had a bad dream.

We gotta get out of here.

Okay? Can you walk?

Carry me?

Attention... you have three minutes

to abandon ship.

- Come on

- Right.

- Do these belong to you?

- Shut up!

Guards, spank this one,

and bring him to my chambers.

...talking about,

"Feed me, feed me. "

Do I look like

a fly to you?

Books? What is it?

Open the outer door

to Cargo Bay 2.

Books, are you sure?

Do it now!

On the left.

Guess who?

Now I'll get you.

My hero...

Great.

The king is dead.

Long live the queen.

Let's figure this out...

We can do this.

We can do this...

Password...

- Try "Scientist. "

- "Scientist. "

Attention... you have 60 seconds

to avoid detonation.

It's gotta be here.

I don't know, I don't know.

I can't think.

Thirty seconds

before detonation.

Books! Yeah, right on!

- Books!

- So...

- how are we doing over here?

- Not too good.

- I can't get it.

- You can get it.

- It's not working!

- Okay, think... think.

Relax. Think.

I don't know sh*t!

When we first saw him,

what did he say?

He was an egomaniac,

who thought he was a genius.

Right!

- No.

- Sh*t!

"A brilliant scientist. "

- Wizard!

Five... four...

three... two...

One... detona...

Detonation

has been cancelled.

Yes!

Have a nice day.

Yes!

Damn!

I guess I don't get none.

Check it out.

Somebody went all to pieces

out there, huh?

Completely fell apart,

didn't he?

Same to you, pal.

Way to go.

Way to work.

- Now, you're a Marine.

- Thanks.

[CL]Shub-Niggurath

Via del Mar, Chile

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