Letters to Santa 2 Page #5

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I didn't order a cab.

Listen.

Damn.

It was me.

I can see that.

You again. I'm not in the mood.

You don't understand. It was me.

- I got a date, and met you.

- And I met you! Leave me alone!

Sometimes people happen

to bump into each other!

You still don't understand!

I was your date!

What?

What are you talking about?

I was surprised myself.

Listen!

- Give it back.

- No.

- Give me my hat back.

- I am Pedro 67.

- I don'( believe you.

- You'd better do.

I live on a Mazunte beach in Mexico.

I go fishing.

My wife died , so I came to Warsaw

- to meet you.

- I don't believe this!

Did you have fun'?

- Fricking cabby!

- I didn't know it was you.

Stop it! I didn't know it was you!

- Why did you write to me?!

- I don'! know! I just did it!

- Maybe we're meant for each other'?

- My ass we are!

Stop that!

- I want my hat, please!

- Don't you get it?

- My hat!

= Don't you get it?!

Maybe ifs a sign?!

Maybe we're in love again?!

Think about it! Stop breaking that!

Maybe we got a second chance?

- Leave the lady alone!

- Back off!

- Stop! Stop abusing me!

- Calm down!

Stop stalking me!

Maybe we should give it a try!

I didn't know it was you!

I don't believe a single word you say!

You're nuts.

You're hopeless, and self-centered!

You've got sh*t between your ears!

And this hat you got from me,

Kathrine 29!

Get away from my car!

You may shove it up your ass!

Screw you!

I may be your witness.

Leave me alone.

- Hello, in-law.

- Don't call me that. Merry Christmas.

I didn't want to upset you...

but Dad got himself...

I hoped he'd change his mind,

but he's going to bring her

to Christmas Eve dinner.

My child,

your father is a cheat!

And a moron!

Yes, but you also wanted to bring...

No, dear.

I didn't want anything.

Nice shoes.

I've always wanted to get them.

Thanks.

We'll buy you a pair then.

These ones are for her.

She's a jogger.

So we've been told.

She brags she does 10 kilometers

in 53 minutes.

Dad believes her.

He's a fool for that snot.

A snot? Do you know her?

So why are you saying that?

Maybe she's a fine

and intelligent lady.

Mature.

Doesn't matter.

Not 53...

but 52.

She does 10 kilometers...

in 52 minutes.

- How old did Dad say she was'?

- 29.

- Is that what he said?

- I'm so sorry...

Excuse me!

What?

- I... I...

- You what?

I read it twice.

It made me believe

I can change my life.

You know what?

You can change sh*t.

You can change your hairstyle.

But you wrote it here.

Seems so.

So you don't believe life

can be changed? Like in your novel...

Don't you?

Do I?

Excuse me.

I've got to run.

Merry Christmas!

"SECOND LIFE"

KARINA LISIECKA:

Good evening.

Why are you walking alone?

It's not safe around here.

Do your parents know?

Screw it!

Excuse me!

Merry Christmas.

Could you give me a push?

I know she won't change her mind.

Neither will you.

I don't want to be away from you

this Christmas Eve.

Do what it takes.

You may scream,

swear, I don't know...

demolish the house,

throw things around.

I just don't want us to be apart

this Christmas Eve.

Fuc...

I'm sorry.

I said I was sorry.

I shouldn't have said that!

I'm looking for Magda,

a girl with a sheep.

She's not here.

- Have you heard from Mel?

- He doesn't pick up the phone.

Merry Christmas.

Can I help you?

- Do I look like I need help?

- Yes, actually you do.

Really?

- What's up'?

- Nothing.

- How long have you been together'?

- Why do you want to know?

I'm talking to him.

7 years.

- You're lying.

- No.

- Who is it'?

- 7 years?

Does it surprise you'?

I'm such a moron!

SANTAS FOR HIRE:

You are together!

Shall I spell it for you'?

No, that's great!

You're together!

- Shall I run him over'?

- Definitely.

Swell! You're a couple, guys!

What happened with the boy'?

Did a vile dragon snatch him?

- It was a dog.

- A dog snatched a boy?

A dog ripped his pants.

And the boy has a problem.

He's still 200 grand short.

Where does he get those stories from'?

I left him with Mel just for a few hours.

He's a great storyteller.

Karol!

Are you ill'?

- Yes, I am.

- Are you going to die'?

It's a pity.

You don't look sad though.

- How arrogant! After all that...

- Maybe we should...?

- Are you justifying him?

- No, but he's the father after all.

Is that a good enough reason

to ruin Malgorzata's Christmas Eve?

It's someone to see Karol.

Fear not!

I wanted to...

We're even. No need to apologize.

Get lost. Betty doesn't want to see you.

Please... Give it to Kazik.

What shall I tell him?

That his father...

Don't tell him it's from his father.

Tell him it's from Santa Claus.

Kazik knows you're his father.

No, he doesn't.

Yes, he does.

I told him.

Karol!

Let me have the Christmas Eve dinner.

Stay cool! Thanks!

- You're leaving.

- As you can see.

- To Mexico?

- Yes, I never changed my plans.

To the Mazunte beach.

That's the boat, right?

Yes. I bought it on the internet

2 months ago.

- Not bad. So it's true.

- What's true'?

- That you sold your apartment.

- You knew that.

And that robe. It's red.

- You have a problem with that?

- No, I love red. My ex hated it.

Your ex isn't here.

I know.

He's probably sitting somewhere

upset that nothings the old way.

Every time he wanted

to change our life,

- he tried to keep things the old way.

- I never liked your ex.

A real bore.

- No sense of humor.

- My wife was a bore too.

She had sex with Santa Claus.

I still loved her.

She's dead.

Gone.

Why did you do that?

Allow me!

Does it hurt'? Loosen it up!

If she was alive,

I wouldn't have met you.

Let us stay, in case Santa comes.

You've seen what kind of Santa it is.

Let him stay alone then.

I'm too tired to argue.

Get dressed.

Shall I help you get up?

I'm tired of this.

Get dressed in no time...

Fund's in the fridge.

Amos, come.

If you change your mind...

- Mom.

- Yes?

- Get Antos that Wolfhund.

- We have no money.

Get him one, when you do.

Don't worry.

Why should I'?

I'm just saying.

Off you go, kid.

All the best to you.

Merry Christmas, Son.

Let all your dreams come true.

And Mel - I wish you not to screw it up,

as you usually do.

Happy Birthday!

- To whom?

- To Kazik!!!

Awesome racing sledge.

And whose idea was it?

Szczepan is here.

- This is for Kuba's surgery in America.

- Thanks, Dad.

And this is for the Wolfhund.

It'll take a while.

This is for you too, Kazik.

Look what else you got.

A huge teddy, a toy car...

Mom...

If Kuba dies,

could we afford a Wolfhund then?

May I?

Merry Christmas.

Pull over!

I'm sorry. It's all my fault.

Quiet. Don't cry.

Let's see what you've got for me.

What a beautiful vase!

I'd never guess.

Spanish porcelain.

Hand-painted...

chickens.

Such an expensive gift,

and all I got you is a ball.

You're so sweet.

There's a letter...

- What?

- I love you too.

Excuse me.

Come here, kid.

- What's that vase about?

- It's hopeless.

- Where's mine?

- I knew it'd work.

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