Liars All

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Over here! Over here!

Oh, look who we caught trying

to sneak by the paparazzi.

It's pop star Casey Cass,

looking fabulous,

And her new boyfriend,

Dennis Hoge.

You're looking

very sexy, Casey!

Oh, yes!

Come on, Casey!

- Yes! Right here!

- Give us a kiss!

And here's a peek at

the British sensation in her new video,

Featuring none other than

football striker Dennis Hoge.

# I don't care

if you never get it #

# It's not fair

and I never said it was #

# It's just

the way it is #

# I won't fight

it's too late to listen #

# You're not right,

and I'm not a victim #

# No

# It's just

the way it is #

# I've had enough

# I'm gonna let you go

# You can leave me now

# You can walk away

and break my heart #

# I don't need you now

# Turn around and tear

my world apart #

# You can beg, you can cry

but I've made up my mind #

# There'll be no

next time this time #

# So just let me know

# 'cause I don't want you

# Around to drag me down

You know he's f***ing

Casey Cass?

Casey f***ing Cass?

I love you,

little one.

F***.

Yes, I'll be right there.

These are the cards.

Uh-Huh.

They were playing a game,

and it ended quite badly.

So they

came from the pub.

All arrived together.

Dennis Hoge,

footballer from Leicester.

No prior convictions

as an adult;

Billy, from Rockford,

One of his teammates;

Tanya, a waitress;

Mike and Katie,

American students,

Just came over together

from Los Angeles;

Kim and Brenda,

friends traveling together;

And missy Dembree,

An American

studying in London...

I thought you said you were working late.

Oh, come on, Dennis.

I don't do anything

I don't want to do.

You should know that.

...who didn't

survive the evening.

Walk me through

the final dare.

Whose idea was it

for missy

To go along with

Dennis and mike?

I think it was my idea.

I said we should take

a pretty girl along.

So, let me

get this right.

When she was explained the

game, she said her mother

Shot herself

in the neck.

Is that right?

Isn't that a bit

of a coincidence?

I mean,

with the cards?

What are we saying? That she

was some kind of prophet?

That she knew

what was gonna happen?

You wouldn't believe me

if I told you.

Try me.

When I got to London,

She said she'd seen

her own death

In a dream,

shot and bleeding.

Freaky.

Tell me about

the game.

Your game.

It wasn't really my idea.

The game was missy's idea.

Truth or dare,

essentially,

But amped.

Nc-17 version.

The mystique

was bullshit,

But missy made it

so convincing.

To the art

of spirituality.

Well, hey,

it's the truth.

We're lying and

getting away with it.

Cheers.

All right.

This is how we begin.

By the pricking of my thumb,

something wicked this way comes.

Oh, no way.

Mike?

Uh, no,

I'll pass, thanks.

Come on, mike.

Don't be such a baby.

I'd be careful

if I were you.

I mean, you never know when

you'll get another chance, right?

Son of a...

is that even safe?

I don't know.

Has everyone been tested?

"Something wicked this way comes"...

That's Macbeth.

Mm-Hmm.

Remember how it ends?

I do.

It ends bloody.

You know they say our

throats are open graves,

And with our tongues

we speak deceit.

You miss that?

You wish.

You can't get to me, sweetheart.

I see right through you.

Uh-Huh.

Now what?

We can't start the game

until you drink this.

What is it?

Our blood.

I'm in.

Jesus!

Absolutely vile.

It was yummy.

Nasty!

Oh, guys, you ready?

This is a game for adults,

So if there's any kiddies in the house

who want out, now would be the time.

Is it scary?

Only if you lie.

I'm feeling good.

Let's play.

If it's unlawful, I'm in.

It'd be nice to have

one new year's

Where you didn't puke

on my furniture, Billy.

So are there, like, prizes?

Nope.

Just penalties.

Oh, miss, this is

not gonna end well.

Facebook snaps

these are not.

Oh, that's a real

legacy you've got there, missy.

It's sort of like a family heirloom passed

down from my grandmother to my mother.

And then to you.

That's very cool.

Yeah.

I mean, my mom's not exactly

around anymore, but...

why? She shot herself

in the neck, right?

Yep.

Bled to death.

Since you crashed my party, missy, I was

kind of hoping it'd be a lively time.

Okay, guys, we'll go

through the entire deck.

You can pick a card. It's gonna

be a dare or a question.

If you get caught in a lie,

you get penalized by me.

So how will you know?

That's my gift.

Right, Dennis?

Well, how do you win?

You survive. You go

right down to the end.

Who's in?

All right.

Let's do it.

One circle.

Come on.

Okay, Katie, your turn. I've

never cheated on anyone.

Liar!

Your turn, Kim.

When I go

to strip clubs,

I bring quarters

instead of singles

'Cause I feel like the strippers

definitely have a lot of laundry to do.

You go, Brenda.

Go girl!

Whoo!

Okay, your turn,

Tania.

Have I ever committed a crime?

Tell us.

Guess it's my turn.

Uh, my turn?

I think Katie's the one

who needs education.

Why did you come to London

for the Christmas holidays?

My parents are split,

And it's messy

at home.

And I came

because of mike.

I just want things

to suffer a bit.

It's almost midnight.

Save me a kiss?

I'm sorry, but it'd

just be so weird.

Of course.

Right.

Christ.

God, what is this

magic hold

That missy has

over you, anyway?

Can't you see that you're just

some kind of pet for her?

Thanks for

your honesty, pal.

F***.

I kept hoping he'd come

to his senses about missy

And reconsider me.

I love him, I guess.

Cheers, cheers.

Were you in love with her?

If I loved her

and I couldn't have her,

That'd be motive, right?

You're asking me?

I'm so glad you're here.

Whoa, mike!

Tell me, what did you

do to piss mike off?

Uh, I suppose I had some

things that he wanted.

Um...

some measure

of wealth,

Success,

confidence.

Most of all, I suppose,

I had missy.

And if he couldn't have her,

Then I guess

filming me with her

Was the next best thing.

Until we split.

No, I think he hates

me for leaving her,

But he hates her more

for still wanting me back.

Whose turn is it?

It's Dennis's turn.

What?

Hey.

Whose turn is it?

Uh, it's someone's turn.

Uh, that would be

you, d-Man. Boop!

It's not my turn.

All right.

Monsieur?

"Steal something of value

from a complete stranger."

So what, I'm supposed

to rob someone?

Ooh, and it can't be

one of us.

Right. Too risky.

I can't do it.

Really? Just like that,

Dennis? Mr. Quitter?

I'm not quitting. It's just...

That's why they call it a dare.

So I get arrested

for filching some sh*t?

If only.

I'll go along. Make it

seem like a college prank.

If we take a pretty girl, we can

pretty much get away with anything.

I'll go as witness. And how

about we up the stakes,

And both you guys

have to steal something?

And when you come back,

you'll get a reward.

What kind of reward?

F*** it, all right?

You get caught,

it's a slap on the wrist.

Me, it's in the news.

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