License to Wed Page #9

It's only over when you decide it's done.

I don't know what to do.

It'll come to you.

Have faith.

Thank you, Reverend Frank.

Right on schedule.

Hallelujah. Now do you mind?

I need my beauty sleep.

No smoking on this flight, but you

can light up whatever once we land.

- Ben?

- Hey.

You picked up.

It's so weird.

I was just thinking about you.

You were?

Yeah.

My family said some things

to me yesterday about...

...me not relying on you and...

...it got me thinking...

...about that stupid truck...

...you drew in your wedding

vow notebook.

And I know this is gonna

sound so weird but...

...it's why I love you.

You don't always say the right things

or do the right things but somehow...

...I know you would jump through

a hoop of fire for me.

Hey, can you do me a favor?

I think you should come to your window.

I left my vow book at home so...

...I figured I should write

a few of them here.

What do you think?

- I am so sorry. I messed up.

- Me too.

There's so much to say.

I just didn't know how.

I need to stop doing everything myself

and share the reins.

No matter what I do,

I know you're gonna support me.

If I'm ever blindfolded,

you're the one to guide me.

I want to have as many kids

as we possibly can.

Really?

After Macy's, I definitely want two.

I need to be more decisive.

- About napkins, about-

- Napkins, cheese, anything...

...at the end of the day,

I'm gonna rely on you.

Because nothing means

more to me than you.

Nothing. I love you.

I love you.

What's going on here?

Reverend Frank?

What are you doing here?

Reverend Frank is

everywhere, remember?

Thought you two broke up.

We did. We just sort of talked it through.

Seems like we have more faith

in each other than we thought.

Congratulations.

You just passed the course

with flying colors.

So how about it?

Do you think we should

get this wedding started?

I do.

And do you,

Benjamin Fitzpatrick Murphy...

...take Sadie Wilhelmina Jones

to be your lawfully wedded wife?

- I do.

- The rings.

"Never to fart"?

Oh, my God.

I didn't change it.

I'm gonna change it when I get back.

- I promise I will.

- No.

Bite your tongue, because I wouldn't want

it changed for anything in the whole world.

No.

Ready?

By the power vested in me by God...

...and the Minister of National Security

and Justice of Ocho Rios, Jamaica...

...I now pronounce you

husband and wife.

You gotta turn. There it is!

Frank, we just wanted to come

and thank you for everything.

- I'm just fulfilling my life's calling.

- You know what?

- We wouldn't have gotten here without you.

- Thanks.

You're gonna have a wonderful life.

I have no doubts.

Excuse me, may I borrow my daughter-

Your wife, for a dance?

- Yes, please.

- Thank you.

- Bye.

- You look beautiful.

Hey, can I ask you a question?

Sure.

When did you know that we were

ready to get married?

The moment you told Joel that Sadie wasn't

a fish, I knew it was meant to be.

Besides, anybody who kicks

a reverend's ass for his woman...

...you're A-okay in my book.

Well...

You're starting an incredible journey

with a wonderful partner.

Thank you.

And on the honeymoon, act surprised.

I will.

- Take care of yourself, B.

- You too, Frank.

Oh, my God.

- Wait.

- No, that's what they're supposed to do.

I know. I lost- We broke-

But it's okay if we laugh, right?

It's not okay if we laugh, is it?

- You broke!

- I did not.

We still got a siren. My ride's here.

I like shooting downtown L.A.,

because pretty much you got 911 all day.

I'll be over here.

Whoa!

"Be chill, don't kill. "

That goes for you too, Mr. Simpson.

Okay.

I thought you'd work so hard!

Just get me a bottle of water

and a rubber mallet.

Come on.

Thrust it, thrust it, thrust it!

People, we can do this.

They're not that...

Ben?

Help out, everybody.

Motherf er.

You play cutch?

"Cutch. "

Let me walk back and cutch,

which is a old game.

That's scary that I could

say it like that...

Oh, my God.

No. Stop.

I'm gonna look like such a rookie,

because every time...

Cut.

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

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