Like a Virgin

Synopsis: OH Dong-gu believes himself to be female. Although overweight and on the short side, he dreams of becoming perfect some day, and devotes himself to mimicking Madonna's singing and dancing after school. To cover the costs of transsexual surgery, he decides to enter a wrestling competition.
Genre: Comedy, Sport
  8 wins & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.7
Year:
2006
116 min
647 Views


CJ Entertainment Presents

A Sidus FNH/banzakbanzak Production

Investment Production

KIM Joo-seong, CHOI Joon-hwan, LEE Sang-yong

Produced by TCHA Sung-jai,

KIM Mi-hee, KIM Moo-ryoung

Hey, let's go, quickly.

Hurry up. Sun's up. How slow.

Slow like a snail... geez...

Hey, you.

Hey, you kid.

You already have 4 sacks.

Do you know how heavy that is?

I'm fine.

See how many sacks others carry.

You're gonna hurt yourself, kid.

I have to go soon, that's why.

I can't be late again today.

OK, then It's your body,

not mine.

Geez...

Fisheries Cooperate Bank

- He's coming!

- So what, dumbass.

Man, you boys are so noisy.

What's there to talk about?

We can hear you all the way

from the teacher's room!

Dong-gu's not here yet?

Again?

OH Dong-gu!

You have to take a dump at

school every single day, don't you?

Never mind.

Why newspaper class

all of a sudden?

I've decided what I want to do.

I'll become a famous reporter

and report world's breaking news.

Last week you said you wanted

to be a famous Red Cross Youth.

Yeah I thought about it but

I have no clue of what RCY is.

It's on your back again.

Please f*** me in the ass

With all that part-time job,

you must've saved up a bit, right?

Well, just a little. But still long

way to go to 5 million won.

- So how much have you got?

- It's a secret.

It's so obvious your parents own

a Chinese restaurant.

How can you eat

that noodle every day?

Hey, Miss LEE You off already?

Got a date?

Shut it, kid.

No way!

I had to sew up a rip for

your sorry ass last time.

I've lost weight lately.

Just once, please.

Please.

If someone offers you 5 million won,

would you even eat sh*t?

- Don't start now.

- Would you or not?

- My own or someone else's?

- Ha, bastard...

OK, yours. But you have to eat...

Say 1 kilo.

That's too much.

Nothing's easy, right?

- Fine, half that.

- Then I would eat it.

Dirty bastard.

I'm dirty, so what?

I will even dip it

in my pee and eat it.

See, it fits perfectly!

I kinda look like

Maggie CHEUNG.

What are you doing, kid?

Get out of my way.

Hey kid, come home early.

Look what time it is now.

I don't see any bean sprout

in the soup.

Come here...

Come here!

You think it's easy?

You think life is easy?

Funny?

You giggling?

Do you know

how scary the world is?

One mistake

and your life's over.

You're left with nothing.

Listen to your father, punk!

Listen!

Look at your opponent...

guard your face...

and watch his moves.

Hold your grip, dumbass.

And look at your opponent.

Or else you die.

Move around and One, Two.

F***...

That son of b*tch...

If anyone touches me...

I'm gonna kill 'em all.

Now, let's read.

What's the date today?

- It's the 17th.

- Right.

Number 17, OH Dong-gu.

Read.

My mind...

Huh?

Dong-gu.

I have only you in my heart.

You're a student,

I'm a teacher...

but I must be a man too.

Call me.

What are you doing,

OH Dong-gu?

Ah, yes...

Call me.

What are you doing?

What the heck, man.

You join the Ssireum team?

Yes, I've finally made

a decision about my future.

I'm going to play Ssireum hard

and become a popular comedian

like KANG Ho-dong.

- What about the newspaper class?

- Ah, I quit Kids even use.

Chinese characters there.

Come, bring it on.

I will give you

a good lesson today.

Stupid b*tch.

Sh*t.

I'm JUNG Jong-man and I've

decided to stake my life on Ssireum.

How do you do?

What grade are you?

I'm sophomore.

Have you played any sports?

No.

Why don't you do Ssireum?

You got some talent.

Huh?

Coach, I'm the new member.

What's your name?

- OH Dong-gu.

- OH Dong-gu...

- Even the name sounds talented.

- I'm JUNG Jong-man.

Oh yeah?

There's toilet paper

in the PE room.

Bring it to the restroom.

Where's all the toilet paper?

Nasty.

We'll have to see

how bad he's hurt but...

for now it looks serious.

That's the victim's wife there.

You'll have to

negotiate with her.

- Otherwise, your dad will...

- Yes.

Just lock him in.

That's interesting.

We got no money anyways

so why don't you throw him

into a cell?

What the f*** is this?

Since last week

I've been working here...

- I look funny, right?

- Yes.

But the pay is much better.

Is Dong-chul still not

calling you?

No.

Oh well. But at least he didn't

tell dad where you were.

He's turning more like dad.

And I don't really like that.

Dong-gu, honestly, you hate me,

too, right?

Right.

Mom.

Do you have some money?

Why, you need some?

I sent you less last month,

Didn't I?

I'm getting paid in two weeks.

Is it urgent?

No, you should get a facial massage

with that money.

Look at you I can tell you're

a runaway.

I'm leaving now.

What's this?

Take it.

I'll come again.

Where did you get the money?

Don't do anything stupid.

What do you know, punk.

What a snob.

B*tch...

- Give me.

- You buy yourself!

- Hey, f***ing f*ggot OH.

- What?

I heard you're f***ing transferring

to another school.

To a girls' school.

Not funny, you know.

Look at this f***er.

Who told you to change here?

This ain't the girls' locker room.

You f***ing have a tampon

shoved up your ass, right?

Let's see.

Hey, his b*obs are freaking big.

Does he even have a dick?

Why aren't you at school, you fool.

Yo, the young bird lost its nest.

- What about you?

- I was there briefly.

Where would I eat

lunch otherwise?

You're not working these days,

are you?

Can you do me a favor?

What.

If you get a sex exchange operation,

show me the thing Vagina.

Our life is a jaywalk.

10 minutes of hustle can cost

10 years Crazy.

We're crazy.

Get off.

You're crazy too.

We're wasting our youth.

Stop it! You suck and

you only spit.

I'm doing this for you.

You wanna be a singer. I'll rap.

A mixed duet Nice, isn't it?

Geez, why the hell does a wrestler

have to practice rap? Get off!

Ssireum, I quit.

I was going to buy a laptop

if I won the Ssireum competition.

And a motorcycle.

How much is the prize?

Hello I'm OH Dong-gu.

in sophomore year.

I have some questions to ask you.

You said I had some talent.

And even praised my name.

Do I really have talent?

- I'm OH Dong-gu.

- Did I say that?

Yes, OH Dong-gu.

Was it a year before...

at my previous school there was

a boy with a fantastic name.

His father named him to

become a Ssireum player.

Park Born-to-be Chunha Jangsa,

the champion

or Meant-to-be Chunha Jangsa

the champion?

Anyways it was the best name.

But he's probably the worst

player in the world.

Umm... if I win the competition,

Is the prize 5 million won?

We'll have to see

whether you've got the talent.

- Come to the practice tomorrow.

- Coach.

Are there any other colors?

Hello.

Who are you?

I'm a newcomer.

Tut.

We asked for wealth but you gave

us poverty to become wiser.

Amen.

We asked for friendship but...

but you told us to love one another.

Whoa. What's he doing?

Let's have a talk.

Can't you see we're praying

right now?

Yes, I will wait. Go on.

- Just give me 5 minutes.

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