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No one's seen him since

Calvin's last game.

Something about a bet

he didn't have the money to cover.

There's gonna be

a lot of changes around here.

Yeah. I can see that already.

Yes.

Yeah. Too bad you're not

gonna be around to enjoy it.

What do you mean?

Well, things are going

great with the team now.

Everything's going well with my father.

I have furniture in the house,

but still something's missing.

And I heard it through the grapevine

that you're still looking for a father.

Yeah.

Yeah?

That's great.

Because what I'm missing is a son.

Thanks... Dad.

Murph!

Hey, Murph, come here.

Um, you know what today is, right?

What?

It's 2-for-1 orphan day.

You take one orphan,

and then you get another one.

I mean, if that's OK with you.

Hey, Murph.

Hey, T-time.

You know, I'm gonna take

Calvin home with me today.

Congratulations.

Thanks.

But you know what?

We were kinda hoping

that you'd come, too.

You mean...

Murph, we're going home.

We're going home!

Yeah.

That's right, we're going home.

- Yeah.

- Dad?

Can we get an allowance?

Allowance?

- Yeah. Can I drive the Escalade home?

- You wanna drive the what?

Do we get season tickets?

Tracy:
Whoo! Ha ha!

All right, let's get some sleep, guys.

Here you go.

All right.

Good night, guys.

Good night, Dad.

Good night, Dad.

Hey, you want me

to leave the light on for you?

Nah, I'm cool.

What's up, sucka?

Ha ha ha!

- Ha ha!

How was that?

Which way?

Lil'Bow Wow:

## To across the seas ##

## I'm guaranteed to make

everybody bounce with me ##

## Been known to put it down

anyplace I be ##

## You can copy

but it's only gon'be one me ##

## I don't ride in no...##

Whoa!

## 14, and I started up

a whole epidemic ##

## Look, y'all know

what I'm talkin'about ##

## Ever since I hooked up ##

## With the homies down south ##

## TV shows, magazine covers ##

What's her name?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

## Sold out shows, pocket full of cake ##

## What you know about ##

## Selling tres mil at the gate? ##

## I'm the hottest thing around ##

## Neck full of bling bling

like the Neptunes'sound ##

## I got it locked on the left,

right, front, and rear ##

Huh?

## This is all I hear ##

## Said Lil'Bow Wow,

you just don't know ##

## The way you move so fast

across the floor ##

## I mean you run through

my mind like all the time ##

## To the point that

I just wanna take you home ##

## I said Lil'Bow Wow,

you just don't know ##

## The way you move so fast

across the floor ##

## I mean, you run through

my mind like all the time ##

## To the point that

I just wanna take you home ##

## Represent that ##

Thank you very much.

Oh, we're cutting?

I don't even need to cut.

Don't cut. Don't cut.

Yeah, we are.

Oh, now I gotta act

before I play a game.

I gotta do that again.

Oh, you want me... Uh, here I come.

I don't know what he's...

- Yeah, you're always...

- Ha ha ha ha!

I ain't no actor, man.

I'm a basketball player.

I'm a great actor.

## Basketball ##

## They're playing basketball ##

I'm about to drop,

I'm about to drop!

Jermaine dupri:

## Yeah ##

## They're playing basketball ##

## We love that basketball ##

- ## Yeah ##

- ## Uh-huh ##

Lil'Bow Wow:

## Now basketball is my favorite sport ##

## I like the way they dribble

up and down the court ##

## I kick it so fresh

on the microphone ##

## I like no interruption

when the game is on ##

## I like slam dunks

that take me to the hoop ##

## My favorite play is the alley-oop ##

## I like the pick-and-roll... ##

Ohh!

## Basketball, bow wow, let's go ##

## They're playing basketball ##

## We love that basketball ##

## Yeah, to the beat,y'all ##

## They're playing basketball ##

## Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah ##

## We love that basketball ##

Jermaine Dupri:

## Now, now, now, now ##

## Now tell me were you in the joint ##

## The night MJ scored 63 points? ##

## When the Lakers

won titles back to back ##

## Didn't give nobody no kind of slack ##

## When Vince Carter came,

stuck his arm in the rim ##

## Everybody went crazy

in the whole damn gym ##

## Dikembe Mutombo standin'tall ##

## Playin' "D"with desire ##

## It's basketball, sing ##

## They're playing basketball ##

## Uh-huh, all around the world ##

## We love that basketball ##

## Put it up, put it up, put it up ##

## They're playing basketball ##

## We love that basketball ##

Bittleman:
Cool, cool. Cool.

## Just blaze, make it hot ##

Lil'Bow Wow:

## Ladies, you walkin'through the mall ##

## And you hear somebody say ##

## You gotta 'turn it back at 'em ##

## And you know what?

I gotta do the same thing ##

## Come on ##

## It's that new 2003 car,

ladies, fo'sho'##

## Ha ha, fo'shizzle ##

## It's so so def ##

## All I'm tryin'to do

is get my dough on ##

## I'm your boy,

you're my girlfriend ##

## Stop on up ##

## I ain't in no kind of rush to grow up,

so slow up ##

## I'm just playin'the game ##

## Let me warn you, girl ##

## Before you get rough with me ##

## You might think you got me

but you never really get me ##

## So don't trip

if you see me doin'my thing ##

Lil'Bow Wow:

## Yo, speak to 'em ##

## I'm just playin'the game ##

## I'm at the mall on Saturday ##

## I ain't got no cap on my salary ##

## So you know I'm tearin'it up ##

## I'm meetin'so many girls here ##

## Every time I look

I see them lookin'back at me ##

## And they sayin' "What up?" ##

## I'm too young to wife up ##

## So you know my game bumpin' ##

## Like baby, let's talk, let's hang,

do somethin' ##

## What about them digits?

Can I get that? ##

## And here I am, here I am,

Bow Weezy, let's go ##

## All I'm tryin'to do

is get my dough on ##

## I'm your boy,

you're my girlfriend ##

## Sing to me now ##

## I ain't in no kind of rush to grow up,

so slow up ##

## I'm just playin'the game ##

## Let me warn you, girl ##

## Before you get rough with me ##

## You might think you got me

but you never really get me ##

## So don't trip

if you see me doin'my thing ##

## I told ya ##

## I'm just playin'the game ##

## Yeah ##

## Playin'the game ##

## Bow Weezy, hey, check it, man ##

## I'm 15 years old,

I just got my tips, you know ##

## I'm on a pace right now, man,

I can't be slowing down ##

## I need a girl

that's gonna ride with me, man ##

- ## Tell 'em ##

- ## So check it ##

## lf you're that girl,

come on, come on, come on ##

## Let's go ##

## All I'm tryin'to do

is get my dough on ##

## I'm your boy,

you're my girlfriend ##

## Stop, hold up ##

## I ain't in no kind of rush to grow up,

so slow up ##

## I'm just playin'the game ##

## Let me warn you, girl ##

## Before you get rough with me ##

## You might think you got me

but you never really get me ##

## So don't trip

if you see me doin'my thing ##

## I told ya ##

## I'm just playin'the game ##

## All I'm tryin'to do

is get my dough on ##

## I'm your boy,

you're my girlfriend ##

## Stop, hold up ##

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