Lilo And Stitch Page #2

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# I ke kuahiwi o Mauna Kea #

# Ke 'maila i K'lauea #

# M'lamalama i Wahinekapu #

# A ka luna o Uw'kahuna #

# I ka pali kapu o Ka auea #

MAN AND CHORUS:

# Ea mai ke ali i kia manu #

# Ua wehi i ka hulu o ka mamo #

# Ka pua nani a o Hawai i #

# O Kal'kaua he inoa #

CHORUS:

# O Kal'kaua he inoa #

# Ka pua mae ole i ka l' #

# Ka pua maila i ka mauna #

# I ke kuahiwi o Mauna Kea #

(speaking Hawaiian)

# Ke 'maila i K'lauea... #

One, two, three, four...

#... M'lamalama i

Wahinekapu... #

Ay-yi-yi.

#... A ka luna o Uw'kahuna #

# I ka pali kapu o Ka auea #

MAN AND CHORUS:

# Mahalo nui ia #

# Ke Ali iwahine #

# O Lili ulani #

# O ka Wohi ku... #

# Ea mai ke ali i kia manu #

# Ua wehi i ka hulu o ka mamo #

# Ka pua nani a o Hawai I #

# O Kal'kaua he inoa... #

ALL:

He Inoa No Kalani Kalakaua

Kulele.

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

(women gasp)

INSTRUCTOR:

Stop. Stop.

Lilo, why are you all wet?

It's sandwich day.

(sighing)

Every Thursday,

I take Pudge the fish

a peanut butter sandwich.

Pudge is a fish?

And today we were out

of peanut butter!

So I asked my sister

what to give him

and she said a tuna sandwich.

I can't give Pudge tuna!

(whispering):

Do you know what tuna is?

Fish?

It's fish!

If I gave Pudge tuna,

I'd be an abomination!

I'm late because

I had to go to the store

and get peanut butter

'cause all we have

is-is stinkin' tuna!

Lilo, Lilo, why is

this so important?

Pudge controls the weather.

You're crazy.

(Lilo shrieking)

(all screaming)

Please! Please!

Everybody calm down!

(crying)

Girls...

(speaking Hawaiian)

Shh.

Lilo...

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

I won't do it again!

Maybe we should call

your sister.

No! I'll be good!

I want to dance.

I practiced.

I just want to dance.

I practiced.

Ooh, she bit me.

GIRLS:

Eww!

(all cheering)

(girls laughing and shouting)

I called your sister.

She said to wait for her

here on the porch.

We'll try again on Sunday.

(children shouting playfully

in distance)

Does this look infected

to you?

Yeah.

(girls gasping)

You better not have rabies.

If you have rabies

the dogcatcher is

going to have to cut...

Are you going to play dolls?

You don't have a doll.

This is Scrump.

(all gasping)

I made her,

but her head is too big.

So I pretend a bug laid eggs

in her ears, and she's upset

because she only has

a few more days to...

(soft, sad music playing)

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Lilo!

Lilo?

Lilo?

Oh, no.

(grunts)

You better be home.

(dog barking)

(engine purring)

(brakes screech)

Hey! Watch where you're going!

Stupidhead!

(panting)

(Elvis Presley's

"Heartbreak Hotel" playing)

# I found a new place

to dwell... #

Oh, Lilo!

Lilo! Open the door, Lilo!

LILO:

Go away.

#... You make me so lonely,

baby... #

Lilo?

We don't have time for this.

#... I get so lonely... #

Leave me alone to die.

Come on, Lilo

that social worker's going

to be here any minute!

#... You still can find... #

(volume increases):

#... some room... #

(growling)

# For brokenhearted lovers

to cry away their gloom #

(frustrated groan)

# Don't make me so lonely #

# I get so lonely

I could die... #

(engine turns off)

(wood creaking)

(grunts)

# The bellhop's tears

keep flowin'... #

You are so finished

when I get in there!

(mouthing song):

# Well, they been so long

on Lonely Street #

# They ain't ever

gonna look back... #

Oh, I'm going to stuff you

in the blender

push "puree,"

then bake you into a pie

and feed it

to the social worker!

And when he says,

"Mmm, this is great.

What's your secret?"

I'm going to say...

(gasps)

"Love... and nurturing."

Hi. Uh...

(hammer clunks)

You must be the, uh...

The stupidhead.

Oh! Oh...

Oh, you know,

I'm really sorry about that

and if I'd known who you were,

of course I never would've...

Uh... I can pay for that.

It's a rental.

Are you the guardian

in question?

Yes. I'm Nani.

Nice to meet you, Mister?

Bubbles.

Mr. Bubbles.

That's a strange...

Yes, I know.

Are you going

to invite me in, Nani?

Uh... I thought we could

sit out here and talk.

I don't think so.

(quietly):

Right. Uh...

(from inside):

#... It's always crowded... #

This way.

#... You still can find

some room #

# For brokenhearted lovers

to cry away their gloom #

# You make me so lonely,

baby... #

Uh... wait here.

(clattering)

(glass breaking, crashing)

(record scratches,

music stops)

LILO:

Hey!

(clunking)

(panting):

So...

lemonade?

Do you often

leave your sister home alone?

No. Never.

(Nani shrieks)

Well, except for just now.

Uh, I had to run

to the store to get some...

(steam whistling)

Oh!

You left the stove on

while you were out?

Low heat!

Just a simmer.

Mmm!

It's coming along great.

(loud whoosh, yells)

I found that this morning.

Lilo! There you are.

Honeyface...

this is Mr. Bubbles.

Nice to meet you.

Your knuckles say "Cobra."

(cracking)

Cobra Bubbles.

You don't look like

a social worker.

I'm a special classification.

Did you ever kill anyone?

We're getting off the subject.

Let's talk about you.

Are you happy?

(no audio)

I'm adjusted.

I eat four food groups

and look both ways

before crossing the street

and take long naps,

and get disciplined.

(muffled gasp)

Disciplined?

Yeah.

She disciplines me real good.

Sometimes five times a day.

- With bricks.

- No...

Bricks?

Uh-huh, in a pillowcase.

Okay! That's enough sugar

for you.

Why don't you run along,

you little cutie.

(nervous giggle)

The other social workers

just thought she was a scream.

Thirsty?

Let me illuminate to you

the precarious situation

in which you have

found yourself.

I am the one they call

when things go wrong

and things have

indeed gone wrong.

(spoons clinking)

(rattling)

My friends need to be punished.

(groans)

Call me next time

you're left here alone.

Yep.

In case you're wondering,

this did not go well.

(nails clattering)

You have three days

to change my mind.

(shrieking)

(shrieking continues)

- Blah.

- Eww!

Lilo!

(boots screech)

(hinges creak/door shuts)

(slams)

(hinges creaks)

(Lilo growls)

(snarling and growling)

(hisses)

Why didn't you wait

at the school?

You were supposed

to wait there!

- Lilo!

(grunting)

Do you not understand?

Do you want to be taken away?

Answer me!

No!

No, you don't understand?

No!

No, what?

No!

(grunts)

(muffled whining)

(frustrated grunt)

You're such a pain!

So why don't you sell me

and buy a rabbit instead?!

At least a rabbit would behave

better than you!

Go ahead!

Then you'll be happy

because it'll be smarter

than me, too!

And quieter!

You'll like it,

'cause it's stinky, like you!

(slams)

Go to your room!

I'm already in my room!

(slams)

(muffled screaming)

(dog barks in distance)

(softly):

Hey.

I brought you some pizza,

in case you were hungry.

We're a broken family,

aren't we?

No.

Maybe, a little.

Maybe a lot.

I shouldn't have yelled at you.

We're sisters. It's our job.

Yeah, well, from now on...

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