Lilo And Stitch Page #6

---

Um...

Uh-uh...

Consider yourselves fired

and prisonbound.

Your incompetence is nothing

short of unspeakable!

(beeps off)

But, uh...mm...

(sobbing)

We're fired!

Now we do it my way!

Your way?

(sniffles)

Oh... uh, wait!

It seems I have overestimated

Jumber and Blinkley.

Uh, Jumba and Pleakley.

Whatever. The mission

is in jeopardy.

This could be your chance to

redeem yourself, Captain Gantu.

How soon will you be prepared

to leave?

Immediately.

(moaning)

(leaves rustling)

(gasps)

(gasps)

(chuckling)

Don't run.

Don't make me shoot you.

You were expensive.

Yes. Yes, that's it.

Come quietly.

Mm... waiting.

For what?

(crunches)

Family.

Ah!

You don't have one.

I made you.

Oh... maybe I could...

You're built to destroy.

You can never belong.

Now come quietly

and we will take you apart.

No, no, no, no,

don't, don't run!

Don't run!

(groans)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(gentle melody plays)

Lilo.

(sniffles)

I didn't hear you get up.

Baby, what's wrong?

Stitch left.

Really?

It's good he's gone.

He didn't want to be here,

anyway.

We don't need him.

(sighs)

Lilo...

sometimes you try your hardest

but things don't work out

the way you want them to.

Sometimes things have to change

and maybe sometimes

they're for the better...

even if...

(knocking)

DAVID:

Nani!

- David!

(panting)

I think I found you a job.

You what?!

Old man Kukhkini's store,

but we got to hurry.

Oh, um, okay. Lilo?

Baby, this is really important.

I need you to stay here

for a few minutes.

I'm going to be right back.

Lock the door and don't

answer it for anyone, okay?

Things are finally

turning around.

Aw, David, I owe you one.

That's okay.

You can just date me,

and we'll call it even.

(weapon firing)

Come back here, you little!

(grunting)

(frantic panting)

Stitch?

What is it?

Shh!

(loud thud, Stitch gasps)

Oh, hiding

behind your little friend

won't work anymore.

Didn't I tell you?

We got fired this morning.

(laughing)

New rules.

(grunting):

Ha!

Ooh.

(laughing)

Oh, ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow!

(ricocheting)

ELVIS PRESLEY:

# You ain't nothin'

but a hound dog... #

What are we going to do?

#... Cryin' all the time... #

Ooh! I love this song!

(alien word)

- Pliers.

(alien word)

Screwdriver.

Check.

Come out, my friend

from whomever

you're hiding behind.

#... Well, you ain't never

caught a rabbit #

# And you ain't no friend

of mine... #

What the?

Ooh!

(laughing)

Come on!

What's the big deal?

(shouts in alien language)

I'll put you

back together again.

I'll make you taller

and not so fluffy!

I like fluffy!

No... No...

No!

(speaks alien language)

Oh, leave my mother

out of this!

(groans)

You could do with a makeover.

I tried

to give you my good looks

but let's face it,

something went wrong.

No!

(Stitch snarling)

(Jumba grunting)

Quick! Follow me!

If we make it to...

You're alive!

They're all over the place!

(Jumba laughs)

Running away? Here...

let me stop you.

(yells)

(gulps)

You always get

in the way!

Where's the girl?

What have you done

to the girl?

LILO:

Hello? Cobra Bubbles?

Aliens are attacking my house.

No, no, no!

No aliens!

Blue punch buggy!

(sputtering)

No punch back.

(horn beeps)

They want my dog!

There's no need

to alert the authorities.

Everything's under control.

Lilo, who was that?

Oh, good,

my dog found the chainsaw.

Lilo! Don't hang!

(laughing)

(Stitch screeching,

chainsaw buzzing)

Ha!

You shouldn't play with guns.

Oh, okay.

Thank you.

(gun whining in overload)

Oh, I just remembered.

It's your birthday!

Happy birthday!

Merry Christmas!

It's not Christmas.

Happy Hanukkah!

We're leaving Stitch?

Trust me.

This is not going to end well.

- One potato.

- Two potato.

- Three potato.

- Four.

- Five potato.

- Six potato.

Seven potato, more.

(alternating):

My... mother... told... me...

you... are... it.

Oh, I win!

(explosion thunders)

(thud)

(Pleakley yelling)

Thanks. Mahalo plenty.

You won't be disappointed.

I'll show up early to help

with the morning deliver...

(siren wailing, horn blaring)

Oh, don't turn left.

(tires screeching)

No.

(groaning)

(gasps)

One of them had a giant eye

in the middle of his face.

Oh, Lilo!

Please don't do this.

BUBBLES:

You know I have no choice.

No! You're not taking her!

I'm the only one

who understands her!

You take that away,

she won't stand a chance!

You're making this harder

than it needs to be.

You don't know

what you're doing! She needs me!

Is this what she needs?!

It seems clear to me

that you need her

a lot more than she needs you.

Lilo! Lilo!

(Nani in distance):

Lilo!

(Bubbles in distance):

Lilo!

NANI:

Lilo!

BUBBLES:

Lilo!

NANI:

Lilo!

(gasps)

You ruined everything.

You're one of them?

- Ooh!

(grunts)

Get out of here, Stitch.

(gasps)

(twig snaps)

(both grunting)

Surprise!

(laughing)

And here I thought

you'd be difficult to catch.

Ho-ho-ho. Silly me.

Lilo?

(footsteps approaching)

Lilo!

(screams)

(Stitch growling)

(gasps)

(Stitch growling)

(container beeps)

There you go,

all buckled up for the trip.

And look... I even caught you

a little snack.

(gasps)

(Gantu chuckling)

(gasps)

No! Stop!

(engines revving)

(grunting and growling)

(engines whirring)

(Stitch yelling)

Lilo.

(groaning)

Aah!

Okay, talk.

I know you had something

to do with this.

Now where is Lilo?

Talk! I know you can.

(groans)

Okay, okay.

(shrieks)

(groans)

Where's Lilo?

(sighs):

Lilo...

(Stitch yells)

(laughing)

Now all your washing is up!

You're under arrest!

Read him his rights.

Listen carefully.

(Stitch grunting)

(Jumba laughing)

PLEAKLEY:

Hello? Galactic Command?

Experiment 6-2-6 is in custody.

We'll wait right here.

(beeps off)

(Jumba laughing)

(ragged gasp)

(groans)

(laughs)

Huh?

(whispering):

Don't interact with her.

Where's Lilo?

Who?

What?!

Lilo... my sister.

Uh, sorry, we do not know

anyone by this, uh...

Lilo! She's a little girl...

this big!

She has black hair

and brown eyes

and she hangs around

with that thing!

Uh...

(sighs)

We know her.

Bring her back.

Oh, we can't do that. Uh-uh.

That would be a misuse

of Galactic resources.

See, problem is...

were just here for him.

So she's gone?

Look at the bright side.

You won't have to yell

at anyone anymore.

(chuckles nervously)

(sighs)

(sobbing)

Come.

(sobbing continues)

O'hana.

Huh?

Hey! Get away from her.

No! What did you say?

O'hana means family.

Family means...

BOTH:

...nobody gets left behind.

Or forgotten.

Yeah.

Hey... (speaking

alien language)

What?!

After all you put me through

you expect me to help you

just like that?!

Just like that?!

Ih.

Fine.

Fine?

You're doing what he says?

Uh, he's very persuasive.

Persuasive?!

What exactly are we doing?

Rescue.

We're going to get Lilo?

Ih.

(engine rumbling)

Oh, good! I was hoping

to add theft, endangerment

and insanity to my list

of things I did today.

Rate this script:1.6 / 41 votes