Little Fockers
Sweetheart, remember that
you're doing pickup today
and you need to
call the face painter
for the party.
Oh, and Henry
needs more Lactaid.
All right. Got it.
Pick up the kids,
call the face painter,
get Lactaid. I got it.
Also, I'm gonna drop
by the new house
and see how
the work's coming.
Oh, okay, awesome.
Can you make sure
that you measure
the backyard for
the bouncy castle?
We're gonna have
a bouncy castle
at our birthday party?
Do you want a bouncy castle?
Yeah.
Then, yes, we'll have
the best bouncy castle
in the whole world!
Bouncy castle!
Bouncy castle!
Bouncy castle...
And an Ultimate
Fighting Octagon?
Uh... I don't know
about that.
But, hey, you talked to me!
I was talking to Mommy.
Okay, but just now,
you talked to me
by saying that.
Why does she have
such a problem?
It's just a phase.
Don't push it.
Hey, sweetheart,
it hurts Daddy's feelings
when you give him
the silent treatment.
I'm ready for school,
I'm ready for school!
Pick me up, pick me up!
All right. Hey, Henry,
you know
you can't bring
Arthur to school.
But he's my best friend.
Honey, he's your
best lizard friend.
You've got lots of
non-lizard friends.
Not really.
Really?
Nope.
Oh. All right,
have a good day.
I love you.
You're kidding me!
You can't take that
to school, monkey.
Go put that in your room.
Sam, I will see you.
I love you.
Sam.
Hey.
What? Yeah,
oh, golly, okay.
See you.
Thanks. Love you.
There he is!
Hey, Randy. How you doing?
Gregory Focker!
How's it going?
Wonderful to see you.
Great to see you.
Listen, I just
came by to check out
the backyard and measure
'cause we want to do
a bouncy castle for
the kids' birthday party.
Aw.
That's terrific, Gregory.
Okay, you're about
five minutes late.
Yeah, I know.
A Miss Denslow
from the administrative
board called.
She wants to get a list
of the budget cuts.
You have a meeting
in 20 minutes
with John Raider
and some drug rep
from Pfosten Pharmaceuticals
is waiting in your office.
Andi something.
There's a drug rep in there?
Mmm-hmm.
Okay, look,
in three minutes,
pop your head in
and tell me I have to
go to my next meeting.
Okay.
All right?
Sorry, I got to
make this really quick.
I got a very busy morning.
I understand,
Nurse Focker.
I'm Andi Garcia.
Oh, hi.
You have a lot less
stubble in person.
I'm... There's an actor
named Andy Garcia.
Who?
Widow's peak.
Sort of tough guy.
I was just kidding.
Of course, I know
who Andy Garcia is.
I get that all the time.
Yeah. You must
get it all the time
'cause you're named
Andi Garcia.
I loved the article
you wrote in the
AMA Journal,
"Putting Patients First."
You read that?
I loved it.
It was so cool getting
a nurse's perspective
on the health care crisis.
Yeah, that was the idea.
I actually started out
as a nurse, myself.
Really? Oh, well, nowadays,
I do less nursing and more...
Annoying meetings
with drug reps you'd rather
not deal with?
Hey, Greg, it's time
for your next meeting.
That's okay,
I'm fine, Kristen.
Thank you.
Yeah, but he doesn't
like to wait.
You know
how he is, you know.
Well, it's John Raider?
Yeah, he's really picky...
He always runs late.
Always runs late. Thanks.
You're swamped.
No, I'm good.
You want to have a seat?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll make this quick.
So we are launching
a killer new product
at Pfosten
and, while we usually
hire doctors to lead
our presentations,
I have a feeling about you.
I think you have the potential
to be a medical superstar.
And you'd be perfect
to represent
our new drug, Sustengo.
Ah. Sustengo. All right.
It's an erectile
dysfunction medicine.
It's not just any erectile
dysfunction medicine.
It's the first ED pill
on the market
safe for heart patients.
Because, in addition
to increasing the penile
blood flow...
See that penis?
It acts as
a beta blocker
to keep the heart rate down
during intercourse.
I mean, how dope is that?
That's pretty dope.
Nurse Focker needed
in room 220 B, stat.
I'm sorry,
hang on one second.
Nurse Focker, room 220 B.
Will you get out of my ass?
If you would stop
squirming around...
But you don't know
what you're doing.
It could have
been over, sir.
Hey, hey, hey,
how you doing there,
Mr. Androvsky?
Everything okay?
Well, this nurse
is a barbarian.
Okay, I'm not a barbarian.
He keeps clenching
and I can't make an insertion.
Louis, it's...
It's a natural response
to protect that cavity.
You're right,
it is a natural response.
I would protect
my cavity, too.
And we just got to do it
a little bit gentler.
May I suggest something?
Sir, why don't you
extend your left leg
and put your right knee
right up to your chest.
It'll help relax
things down there.
She's right.
You just do that
and you just grab the side
of the bed there, like that,
and exhale...
There you go.
Nurse, did you sufficiently
lubricate the nozzle?
I did do that.
Great.
Good, good, okay.
You got this?
Yep.
All right.
Take a nice deep breath.
And focus
on relaxing your anus.
Right. That's right.
You just want
to let it dilate,
sort of like
a flower opening up.
Blossoming lotus.
Sort of like
a desert cactus.
Maturing.
It's okay.
Just a little,
friendly visitor
just saying hello.
All right, I'm just gonna
stick it in a little further.
Oh!
Good smooth insertion.
Thank you.
I'm gonna release the clamp.
And let it flow.
Better.
How's that?
That was great.
Nice technique.
That was so fun.
Yeah, yeah.
I was thinking about it
and, honestly,
I just don't have time
to moonlight pitching
a drug right now.
Shot down.
No, it's not you.
It's just...
No, I get it, you know.
Running nursing
in med-surge is a big job.
Yeah, yeah, so big,
I'm making less than I did
when I was in the ER.
Look, we are sponsoring
a convention at the Hilton.
Mmm-hmm.
You can make tons of dough
for, like, one speech.
Think about it.
Okay. I will,
I'll think about it.
Okay.
Knuckles?
Knuckles.
That was bad-ass,
by the way.
Yeah. Literally.
Dr. Bob.
Scumbag.
Jack, my taxi's here.
Oh, honey,
I just got off with Deb.
They are
officially separated.
Dr. Bob finished moving out.
That lowlife.
Yeah. You can
say that again.
You sure you don't want me
to come with you?
No, you know,
I think Deb needs
a little mother-daughter
time, honey.
All right?
Having an affair
with a nurse.
I can't believe
I didn't see
the warning signs.
He was very discreet.
She didn't even know
until she saw
those text messages.
Whatever you call them.
Yeah, but I'm trained
to detect that sort
of behavior, honey,
and the truth is
I was so busy putting
Focker through the wringer,
Dr. Bob slipped
right under my radar.
Oh, don't be
so hard on yourself.
Well, I'll never
let that happen again.
Are you having one of
your little heart palpies
again, Jack?
My muscles are
a little tight!
Yeah, yeah.
From stress.
I can see that.
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