Little Murders Page #10

Synopsis: A girl brings home her latest boyfriend to meet her parents. This is done against the background of random shootings that had just begun in NYC at the time the play was written. How the family's failings are magnified by the social confusion of the times is the crux of the plot.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Alan Arkin
Production: 20th Century Fox Film Corporation
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.2
Rotten Tomatoes:
63%
PG
Year:
1971
110 min
1,294 Views


I never used one of these in my life.

- Neither have I.

- Well, why'd you get it?

It was on sale.

[Imitates Rifle Shot]

It's not loaded.

Well, why didn't you load it?

- Don't know how.

- Hey.

You know, the army

rejected me four times.

The fifth time they said if I came

around again they'd have me arrested.

[Chuckles]

[Imitating Humphrey Bogart]

"Nomenclature. Trigger Housing Group.

"To load, hold the weapon by the forearm

of the stock with the left hand.

"Open the bolt.

With right hand...

insert up to five cartridges

into the receiver of the magazine."

Dad.

It's yours.

It's okay.

- [Rifle Shot]

- [Gasps]

- [Alfred Shouting]

- I got him!

I got him!

[Shudders]

- Go ahead.

- Go ahead, Kenny.

Oh.

[Chattering,

Commotion On Street]

- [Shouts]

- It's not fair!

Let him alone!

Give him another shot!

- Dad!

- Take another shot.

[Carol]

All right, you b*tch, you.

- [Rifle Shot]

- Son of a b*tch!

Cocksucker! You got him!

Oh, my boy! My boy. Alfred.

Come on. You go.

[Cocking Rifle]

[Glass Shatters]

[Chattering, Commotion Continue]

[Carol]

You know who I think you got?

Lieutenant Practice!

[All Cheering]

[Carol]

Did you see that?

[All Chattering At Once]

- A fine Newquist!

- It'll take more than one shot

to get me, let me tell you!

Oh, Alfred! You done it!

- [Carol] Son of a b*tch!

- [Chattering Continues]

- [Carol] Beautiful!

- Come and get it.

Did you see that? Right back!

We're gonna fight!

I'm telling you,

we're gonna fight.

We're gonna fight.

We're gonna fight.

[Sirens Wailing]

King Kong.

[Grunting]

[Chittering]

[Laughing]

We did it.

Oh, I'm so hungry.

[All Chattering At Once]

[Wailing Continues]

Where's my chow?

It's gold. It's gold,

I say. It's gold.

I feel good!

Let me tell you that!

- Mom, it's delicious!

- Tell her! Tell her!

[All Chattering At Once]

Watch your f***ing language.

Your mother's here.

Watch your f***ing language.

Your mother's here.

It's the Fourth ofJuly.

That's what it is, the Fourth ofJuly.

Give me some silverware!

- Watch your manners, you sh*t, you.

- I'm watching my manners.

- [Wailing Continues]

- There's a thing in my soup.

What's the matter with you?

- Give me some more chili.

- Have some more chili.

[Chattering Fades]

Oh, you don't know how good it is

to hear my family laughing again.

You know, for a while there

I was really worried.

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Jules Feiffer

Jules Ralph Feiffer (born January 26, 1929) is an American syndicated cartoonist and author, who was considered the most widely read satirist in the country. He won the Pulitzer Prize in 1986 as America's leading editorial cartoonist, and in 2004 he was inducted into the Comic Book Hall of Fame. He wrote the animated short Munro, which won an Academy Award for Best Animated Short Film in 1961. The Library of Congress has recognized his "remarkable legacy", from 1946 to the present, as a cartoonist, playwright, screenwriter, adult and children's book author, illustrator, and art instructor.When Feiffer was 17 (in the mid-1940s) he became assistant to cartoonist Will Eisner. There he helped Eisner write and illustrate his comic strips, including The Spirit. He then became a staff cartoonist at The Village Voice beginning in 1956, where he produced the weekly comic strip titled Feiffer until 1997. His cartoons became nationally syndicated in 1959 and then appeared regularly in publications including the Los Angeles Times, the London Observer, The New Yorker, Playboy, Esquire, and The Nation. In 1997 he created the first op-ed page comic strip for the New York Times, which ran monthly until 2000. He has written more than 35 books, plays and screenplays. His first of many collections of satirical cartoons, Sick, Sick, Sick, was published in 1958, and his first novel, Harry, the Rat With Women, in 1963. He wrote The Great Comic Book Heroes in 1965: the first history of the comic-book superheroes of the late 1930s and early 1940s and a tribute to their creators. In 1979 Feiffer created his first graphic novel, Tantrum. By 1993 he began writing and illustrating books aimed at young readers, with several of them winning awards. Feiffer began writing for the theater and film in 1961, with plays including Little Murders (1967), Feiffer's People (1969), and Knock Knock (1976). He wrote the screenplay for Carnal Knowledge (1971), directed by Mike Nichols, and Popeye (1980), directed by Robert Altman. Besides writing, he is currently an instructor with the MFA program at Stony Brook Southampton. more…

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