Little Savages Page #7

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I'll be down in a minute.

What was that'?

Okay, Mr. Billy.

Now just get out of here.

Come on.

Right.

Other way, other way.

I'll get you kids!

Stop, you kids!

Slow down!

Get back here, kids!

Shut if down!

Now.

Yeah, I don't think this

plan was very well thought through.

Get off the grass!

Slow down, kids!

You kids get back here!

Oh, this is intense.

It sure is. It sure is, Grandpa.

Albie, I'll distract him.

You got the bow.

Oh, great. Toxicodendron.

I shouldn't have

let him out of my sight.

You kids shouldn't have been over at

the Bronson's in the first place.

It almost worked.

I gave the performance

of my life.

When was the last time

you saw Albie'?

He headed off into the woods

after I lost the security guard.

I waited for him, but...

he never came back.

I shouldn't have let him

out of my sight.

Can I... Can you just drop

me off at the marina'?

Look who it is. Johnny Bigshot.

What do you say you and I

have a little chat, huh'?

Wait a minute. Give me that.

Hey, that's mine.

I could have you

arrested for this.

That's stealing.

You don'! Look too good, buddy.

Holding onto that key has...

not been very good

for you, has it'?

Mr. Whittmore wanted me

to have the treasure.

I can make your life

very uncomfortable.

You hear me, short stuff'?

Fire! Excuse me'?

There's a fire!

"What" hey!

Hey, what did you do'?

Stop smoking.

It isn't good for you.

It makes your teeth rot.

You come here, you little rat.

Hey! Ah!

Ah, I just burned

my nuts. Dammit!

Don't worry. Albie is

stronger than he looks.

Last year

before his spelling bee,

he got stung by a bee.

Ironic, right'?

O0. He still won, too.

If you ever want to feel stupid,

watch a six-year-old

spell "anesthetic" correctly.

Really? Mm-hmm. Yep.

Okay, you guys,

I can't wait anymore.

Okay, I'm going to go look for him.

Yeah, I'll go, too.

Okay, be careful.

Albie?

Albie! I got him. I got him.

Get him. There we go, okay.

Go, go, 9-

How long is this

going to take, lady'?

I got people to sue.

Mr. Fink, it is

a very busy morning.

The treasure hunt

was just recently released.

Released?

What is she

talking about, released?

Exciting, isn't it'?

What is this?

I'll be on my way.

Hey, uh, we can shoot some

hoops later if you like.

I'll see you in court.

The basketball court.

Hey.

Boy genius.

How you feeling?

Jackie? Shh, it's okay.

Just get some rest.

We're here for you and

we're not going anywhere.

The key. Don't worry.

We're keeping it safe.

Hey, I see you met a lot of

great friends out there.

I read about this one guy who

died and came back to life.

He said that heaven

was like a marshmallow.

It was all puffy and sweet.

Like me.

How is he'? He'll be fine.

Okay. Wait, what

about the treasure?

The Bronsons still have

the coordinates.

Here we go.

What are you doing here, Billy'?

What are you doing here, Billy'?

Shh!

We got a little bit

of a situation.

You guys have the key.

We have the coordinates.

And without both, well...

we're both screwed.

What are you getting at, Billy'?

Todd? Sweet Todd?

Where did that edge come from'?

What's your point'?

He has one.

Right'? Yeah.

There is a 50/50 chance.

Oh, those odds,

I like those odds.

Of course I have

a point, idiots!

Garrison?

What's this'?

What, can't you read?

Yeah, didn't you...

Didn't you go to...

"The read" reading...

The reading school?

Didn't you 90...

Nice.

Let's go.

Catch you later. Hmm.

Albie should see this.

All right, come on, guys.

Harleyk!

Excuse me, Aunt Jackie. Yeah.

Albie, look.

What is it'?

Well, it's a challenge.

Read it.

"You are amicably invited to..."

I hate to interrupt,

but I love challenges.

Let's do it!

You guys, look.

I hate to be

the voice of reason,

but these people

are shady, okay'?

They're not to be trusted.

Keep reading.

"Bring your four best men."

Or women.

"We'll meet at sunrise."

"The loser will relinquish their

half of the Whittmore puzzle."

The key.

"Sincerely, the Bronsons."

The Bronsons, sincere?

See, now that's a joke.

It sounds fair.

Yeah, if they played by the rules.

Yeah.

What you think

we should do, Albie'?

I think...

we'd better get training.

Go, go! You call that fast'?

I know you can do

better than that!

Come on, Eddie. Okay.

Go, go, go!

Move!

Now try hardier.

Go, go, go.

I want 10 more! Come on! Go!

Beat the tide!

Come on! I know you can

go faster than that!

Beat the tide!

I'm not even going anywhere.

Bigger strokes! Come on!

You can beat it!

Distract!

Flirt! Work it.

Whoever reaches me first

gets free ice cream.

Come on, Eddie. Come on!

Oh, Tiffany wins.

I never thought

the day would come

that I would be standing

in front of you,

all grown up,

telling you you're ready.

Whoa!

Eddie. Eddie?

You okay'? Eddie.

Good morning, Culver.

I'm Daisy Larson

reporting to you live

from the marina.

And welcome back to my co-host,

Jack Gallagher.

I'm back from my

vacation in Australia.

And all I have to say

is things got interesting.

We're excited

to bring you live coverage

of a competition challenge

between local boy,

Billy Bronson,

and visitor to Culver,

Albie Peterson.

Oh, it looks like the challenge

is about to begin.

The challenges are both

physical and intellectual.

The course is laid out for you.

If you see

an orange flag like this,

that is the start of a course.

There will be

an official at each course.

There will be

absolutely no cheating.

The losing team

will relinquish

all of its findings

in regards

to the Whittmore treasure

to the opposing team.

Are you ready?

Bring it on!

Ready, set, go!

All right, all right.

Row, Row, Row, Row.

Winnie, calm down!

You stay on the right.

You stay on the left.

Hey, Todd! You must like ladies.

Because you got three of them.

Winnie! Winnie, sit down!

Okay, get this girl

away from me.

Winnie, sit dawn.

You're going to tip the boat.

Gather away from me!

We're getting her out of here.

You!

I will get you for that!

Both teams must start

a fire using their supplies.

The quicker they start it,

the higher the points received.

Okay, this is how

we're going to do it.

Eddie! Try it, try it.

Hey, um...

All right, all right.

Go, go, go.

Go, go, go, come on.

I got something.

It's a big one. Good job, Eddie.

Come on, Eddie. Come on.

Get it, get it!

Oh, come on.

Aw, seaweed? Really?

You get the

fish, I'll get the chips.

You know what I'm saying?

You know?

Shh!

Billy's team is in the lead.

Do Albie and the Savages

have what it takes

to get ahead?

Aw, it's trivia.

Trivia? Aw, this is the worst.

This is the worst part

of the competition for me.

What is it'?

Oh, trivia. Trivia, I got this.

A meemall that can flee?

A mammal.

Fly.

Oh, this is a really hard test.

Next up is an impromptu

talent competition.

Mr. Riggs, you will be choosing

the winner of this competition?

Thank you, Daisy.

It's an honor just to be here.

If anyone truly

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