LOL (Laughing Out Loud) Page #3

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"With my guy?

- It seems more logical.

"I told him I had already set.

Should not he know that I lied.

- Wow! You really are tared,

the chicks.

No, it is not tared!

Lucia, it explodes.

Oh damn! It explodes!

- Yeah!

Since she is separated,

she met a ton of guys.

Not even on Meetic.

She kisses to all-will.

She gets more sh*t

daily with a stinking goat.

Laughter

Welcome In The 21st Century, darling.

Lucia is a b*tch, excuse me!

- Okay!

A woman who has lovers

is not necessarily a slut.

"I'm the only guy

it's not even worth it.

"Poor darling!

- Alain, you can still see a bit?

- No. Just for kids.

Nothing more.

Oh! We

we saw a b*tch!

What?

- Alain, we have seen with ottoman.

- A blonde.

- We do not know if he was with her.

- "We do not know!

He rolled his big shovel..

.. And he had his hand on her ass!

So, Colombo?

No, but wait!

What?

I made a blunder?

Makes you sh*t?

No, why?

No, I do not know...

Throat clearing

"You want some pie?

"Hush! Take off your shoes.

"They sleep there!

There's the squeaky stairs.

Like a thief in my house.

Ex-house.

She hisses.

Do not you see other women?

In?

"You heard me well.

"You mean, if I sleep

to other than you?

"Here.

It will not, right?

"You do not see any other woman

me?

"But...

I dunno, for me...

.. We're together.

I do not understand. It's crazy.

"That's crazy!

It's crazy, huh?

Rock music

Cell phone vibrates.

"Wait, man. Shhh!

"Yeah, Mom.

I'm with Arthur, I'm coming.

I finished the math.

Kisses.

I go there.

Dude, it's dead.

I have no choice.

In addition, Medhi is not there.

Exactly! Medhi is not

and thou, thou bars!

- We will manage.

- We are in competition '..

.. With the guys from Dunkirk

or Rennes...

They have the music

in their lives!

Me too! You think I want

end up like my father?

I call you if I can come back.

Sorry.

- It sucks, dude!

It is sucks!

"Here.

- What '?

Shampoo-No.

What '?

From the pop-folk.

And what is it,..

.. Folk?

- What '?

It is not for you.

Thou distributed leaflets?

- A pretty girl is most marketable.

- Oh yeah,

're professional.

Do not be jealous.

Don 't worry.

Oh no!

Shampoo-No concert!

Shampoo-No!

"Nobody leaves without a flyer!

Order of the CPE!

"Here.

For the festival Emergenza

the first one.

"That is where?

- Give it to your friends

to Grandma.

Mael sings "Little Sister"

(Jean-Philippe Verdin)

"You are too sure, guys!

- It has been shortlisted!

It 'phew, guys!

"I was too entranced

when hands go up!

Don 't were too good!

"It is you, the most beautiful.

Heart beat

Mael!

Mael!

Shall we?

"It's good!

- Here we go.

The door opens.

- Hi!

Ah!

Good evening. Excuse me.

You can tell where you been?

- With Arthur. Were being revised

a math test.

- It went well?

Very well.

"You think so?

She sighs.

"You want some soup?

"I do not mind. Thank you.

Dad, I told you about

a music festival.

If you're selected, you can save

an album with producers.

Thank you very much.

I would have liked.

Pass me the salt, please.

- You 've heard

I just told you?

Did you not hear?

Pass-it-salt.

Want.

Thanks.

Nothing!

Ringtone

- Stop following me!

- In your dreams!

Barre-up, big b*tch!

Why you treat me like that?

- You 're so exciting when you get nervous!

Stop, I'm afraid!

"" I'm sick, damn!

- Lola, stop!

Stop! Stop, Arthur, whore!

You play what?

- Okay!

- How could I be with this a**hole?

- Stop, damn!

- Stop doing the vigilante!

What are you talking about?

- The Beatles broke up

because a girl!

The Beatles! Anything!

Arthur, stop it!

- I want to kill him!

I'm sick of this guy.

You believe that?

"I promise you, not me!

It's him, he can not stop insulting me!

No, but...

- Call not my mother,

please.

- Warn your friends

t'annules that your birthday.

"You can not do this to me...

"If I can!

Bad grades, okay.

Discipline problems, no!

"But Arthur called me a whore!

I let myself be insulted?

I say nothing?

What? Arthur tone?

Yes.

It's more my Arthur.

"He insulted thee?

"I will not go into detail.

It's my life.

- OK! OK, cancel.

- OK, but there..

.. Is blackmail.

Yes.

- You got no right.

I know.

- You 're sucks!

We will go to the movies.

Super.

Well, OK. You won.

Arthur slept with a girl this summer.

So, I told him

I had done the same.

"It is true?

"But no! But there really

that's what interests you?

No, it's not just that.

But I do not want

you to do with stupidity, out of spite.

For what?

Generation of uncultivated.

- Just kidding, mamounette.

So? Yes or no?

For my birthday?

Hmmm...

"If it pleases you...

Thank you, mamounette.

You can lend me your necklace?

It taps into the computer.

It not disappear like that, a chicken!

Leon!

You've touched the chicken, Leon?

- Damn!

Leon!

Song muted

Leon, you answer me?

Leon, where is the chicken?

You hear me, yes?

What?

Chicken!

"I have done nothing!

"Nothing?

Why you accuse me all the time?

And that's not a chicken?

I hate lies!

"I swear!

Horror!

"I swear to you, not me!

Damn, I'm tired!

"You go with that?

- With a girlfriend.

"I know her?

- No. T'appelleras small.

You got the number?

Yes!

Mamma, do you let the races.

And order pizza.

Got it? I know you.

You'll pass it all.

They have no heart, Mom.

Not-too!

- Come on, hurry up!

- Come on, Mom!

- You Turn me there?

Yes.

"But no!

- OK... Hello!

- Hi!

- Admit it, grandma. You were aware of?

No, but look at that!

They look like teenagers.

- Yeah.

Unfortunately,

Teens are more like that.

"Girls And Boys"

Blur

Hubbub...

Place the vodka!

You do not want a funnel?

A what?

Forget it.

Y is too much!

- Don 't worry!

My mother took 3 per day.

Still...

I freaked!

"She will spend the best night

of his life and so are we!

Excuse me, ma'am.

Yes?

"You want something to drink?

Um... Yes, a Coke.

With a drop of whiskey.

- Damn!

"You drink what?

Just water.

"That's good.

"She goes off, the grandmother.

Say that!

"It's good!

"It is dangerous with drugs?

"But no!

Sure?

Why, yes! Want.

No, it's you.

Oh my! You're not funny.

This, madam.

Thanks.

"It's fresh?

"It's perfect, thank you.

Charlotte!

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, and you?

Okay.

To you, this T-shirt?

"It is my grandmother,

she has taken it.

- Stop. There are many,

like this?

"I can not ask him too,

she died.

Oh damn!

- Don 't worry, she has not suffered.

And besides, it's a joke.

Thanks.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

- Dude, want. Smokes.

Watch it, it's hard.

Rock music to mute

You 're sure she will not wake up?

Don 't worry, I put the dose.

Don 't have any condoms?

Nope.

Oh no... I had not planned

that all apparent.

The international-class!

The grandmother groaned.

Made-sh*t!

Stephen laughed.

You see?

Thou hast thy threesome!

Yeah, Chamni!

"Are U Gonna Dance"

Junesex

"I'm too fonced, damn!

Me too. I drank too much.

I really want to kiss you.

Me too.

- Lola, come!

We'll dance!

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