Lolo
~ Lolo (2015) ~
[Including song lyrics and few annotations]
Andy Williams
The boys watch the girls
while the girls watch the boys
Eye to eye,
they solemnly convene
to make the scene.
Which is the name of the game,
watch a guy watch a dame
on any street in town.
"What's that sound?"
each time you hear a loud
collective sigh.
They're making music
Guys talk "girl talk",
it happens everywhere.
with tender lovin' care.
It's keepin' track of the pack
watching them watching back.
That makes the world go 'round.
Eye to eye,
they solemnly convene
to make the scene.
La, la, la, la...
[... attenuated song]
[effects "head under water"]
- It's seawater.
- You think?
- It's warm, at least.
- Yes.
What's in the pool?
Fucus.
[A brown algae]
Remove the fat, firms the muscles.
Ideal for what we have.
- What do we have?
- 45 years of ages.
Ar...
It's like germ soup.
Think how many people peed in here today.
You're nuts!
Nobody pees in here.
What's with the spurt of water
up my p*ssy? It sucks.
It's meant to do that.
I don't like it.
It's great.
A p*ssy massage, so relaxing.
- When did you last get laid?
- Give me a break.
I have other priorities besides men.
You're just obsessed.
Not a bit.
I'm a much deeper person.
- I don't have to tell you everything.
- Yeah?
Seriously, add up all the nights
you had a man in your bed,
it won't total to one year
since Lolo's dad bailed.
Don't exaggerate.
There've been other men.
Hardly.
You're right, it's not normal.
It only I could find a guy
"Magic moments"?
Excuse me while I shoot myself.
Enough of being groped by water!
Two weeks at a spa
and I haven't lost a kilo.
Pisses me off.
Hold on,
I gotta take a piss.
Gross!
Damn weather!
It's done being sunny, it rains.
The whole region's getting me down.
That's the country side for you.
Talk something else.
Oh!
What's the commotion there?
Aw. A child drowned!
You're a mess, my dear.
Seriously! I can't look!
No, it's a tuna!
One heck of a tuna.
It's Grard and Jean-Ren.
You know them?
Grard was married to Nicole.
Jean-Ren is Sabine's father.
She was at school with Clmentine.
- He's divorced too.
- Fascinating.
Hey, boys!
"Hey, boys"?
- They're coming over!
- Obviously.
- What a beauty!
- Check it out.
- Okay?
- And you?
I'm Ariane, her sister.
- From Paris?
- Exactly.
Her friend, Violette.
I'm so sorry.
You moron! My overalls!
It slipped.
I'll buy you a new one.
Forget it.
I have to go get changed now.
Sorry for the "moron".
It slipped out.
Heard the one about the blind guy
passing a fish market?
"Hey, girls!"
Subtle, very classy.
He's sorry.
It was funny.
We can use a laugh.
Are you going to eat all that
by yourself?
We'll make a evening of it.
You want to come?
No thanks.
It's full of mercury.
Omega-3? Count us in!
9 pm at Jean-Ren's?
You know the place?
Yes.
See you tonight.
Yes.
They're both single.
God-sent for you.
I can't stand guys
ruining my clothes.
Is it often?
One guy washed my
cashmere on hot.
I dumped him
after the 6th sweater.
It's time you get a cat.
Why?
Get a taste of what
your life will be.
You should bang Jean-Ren.
Are you kidding me?
Lower your standards.
I get Grard, the moron.
Granny always said:
"Boneheads bone better."
Jean-Ren's sweet
but most likely a bad lay.
How come?
His ex-wife Monique was his first.
Oh, practically a virgin.
What a bummer!
But at least clean.
Perfect for you.
Make the most of the vacation,
get your chimney swept.
The sweep's leaving.
Bye!
See you later!
Hello!
The red's a little...
It's happy.
I find red better for
younger ladies.
After 40, a pattern's better.
Hides the muffin top, too.
- The muffin top?
- Just there.
Do you mind!
After 40, it happens.
Nothing personal, it's hormonal.
Men don't like muffin tops.
will repel a man who loves you?
Research in Germany shows...
I saw a documentary about it.
Men are sick of bimbos.
They want chicks with a job,
opinions and muffin tops even.
The Merkel effect.
Now choose one and let's go.
That's much better.
Okay, I'll try it.
Sh*t!
My maid has the
exact same dress.
It's just fine.
Some liberal, ashamed of
her proletarian wardrobe.
My cleaner is 65.
Ah, you exploit a
little old lady?
Oh damn...
Wow, everything is there.
Hanging lights, water-resistant
tablecloth and sangria!
- Depressing. Let's bail.
- Drink!
So where's your Bourvil?
No sign of him.
Maybe we're too late and he's found
Find him fast,
it's your last chance.
After this is Paris, work, and
spending the evenings with BFM.
[Brickell Fashion Market]
- Yes.
I don't see him anywhere.
Oh!
Total hick! Wearing socks
with sandals. Extremely ugly.
He's off the scale,
like deliberately repulsive.
Don't care, here goes...
Remember Granny.
"Bumpkins bone better."
Boneheads!
I decline all responsible.
- Good evening, Ariane.
- Good evening, Grard.
- I was just talking about you.
- I am delighted.
- Ah!
- Violette! Is that right?
- Yes.
- Can I have one?
- Sure.
Really sorry for this afternoon.
Nobody ever pulled the
tuna trick on me.
The tuna trick?
As a pick-up stunt.
It never fails.
But I know I'm not your type.
What's my type?
You're Ariane's girlfriend,
right?
Absolutely.
Of course!
Any wedding plans,
now the law's passed?
No, no, no.
We're anti-marriage.
We're reactionary lesbians,
a super rare species.
- Huh.
- Yeah.
What about you?
Married?
Me? Married 20 years,
divorced twice.
I've dated, but never got
that special feeling.
They used to call it love.
On you,
that dress is ravishing.
You think so?
I wasn't sure.
I'm sure.
Fits your figure.
- My figure?
- Would you pass me a tuna?
- Sorry.
- Thank you.
I'm playing with you.
We're totally straight.
Ariadne, and me,
we're straight.
- I'm sorry. Grard said...
- No problem.
I've considered switching teams.
Hasn't everybody?
No, not me, not everybody.
Homosexuals are all really nice
but...
No, not all really nice.
I'm just saying,
it's a free country.
I'm not judging anyone.
It's just not for me.
OK.
I heard you're moving to Paris?
Yes.
Ah yes!
In the Beaugrenelle district.
A modern building.
View of the Eiffel Tower.
- Beaugrenelle?
- Yes. the apartments.
Whoa!
What do you do?
I'm in IT,
specialize in finance.
What's your field?
Fashion. I am an Art Director.
Runway shows, events...
My daughter Sabine,
she's just like you.
Really?
She wanted to get into
something creative
but in the end,
she's doing international
business in London.
Do you have children?
A little boy, Eloi. Adorable.
Eloi? Nice name.
Better get that.
Could be important.
Excuse me.
Hello darling.
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