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You broke the glass man.

But you said full bodied... like a fat girl!

This is Silk Smitha!

It's full... I was supposed to...

Fat girl... meaning Silk Smitha.

Yes.

I can't believe this...

The guy likes 'macho blue' curtains and the girl wants 'girlie pink'.

What?

The guy is a capitalist and the girl is a communist.

She wants to change the world, he wants to buy it.

They are discussing sex positions.

You want to stay on top every month?

Even I like to be on top sometimes.

Oh... C'mon.

Didn't we decide that one month I'd be on top and the next month you?

So how many days make up your month?

Forty?

You've been counting?

That means you don't enjoy it, you've been faking it.

Of course, you think only you can make noises?

Even I can make them!

Lalithapedia, you watch adult films?

I studied French in school and college.

Yeah, right. Lame excuse.

If you really want to stay on top, find someone else.

Oops!

This too can happen!

Lalithapedia, you turned out to be a dark horse.

I should take lessons from you.

I just happen to know French. That's all.

Hey Lonely Planet! Not your book again.

Don't be a bore.

You have some other brilliant idea?

Come on, let's drink.

Again?

What?

Moustache...

Hey... my friend over there is getting married tomorrow.

She thinks you're really cute.

Will you dance with her? C'mon show us some Bollywood moves.

She thinks I'm cute!

Oh sorry... you two together?

No... he's all yours!

Yeah C'mon then.

I'm all yours.

Give us a jiggy. C'mon C'mon.

Hi.

Wait... wait... you'll have to...

Show him your ring.

Can you just put this song on?

Yeah okay.

"I don't want to get..."

"...into the hassles of love."

"I don't want to get into the hassles of love."

"I am gonna live like a king."

"I'm never gonna say I love you."

"I'm never gonna endure any of those attitude."

"I am gonna drink some beer..."

"Shoot from my eyes..."

"And sway my hips..."

"And gonna do..."

"Dance...yeah."

"Dance...yeah."

"I'm not gonna look into those eyes."

"I am not going to follow those customs of love."

"If I come after you I'll be ruining my life."

"If I ignore you...I'll live happily."

"If I ignore you...I'll live happily."

"I won't get into this mess."

"And just have a blast."

"I am gonna have all the fun."

"And gonna do..."

"I don't want to get into the hassles of love."

"I am gonna live like a king."

"I'm never gonna say I love you."

"I'm never gonna endure any of those attitude."

"I am gonna drink some beer..."

"Shoot from my eyes..."

"And sway my hips..."

"And gonna do..."

What do you keep writing all the time?

You missed out on all the fun!

- Give my book back. - Those girls really fell for me...

must be my Spanish looks.

You find all this vulgar, don't you?

Did I say anything?

It's written all over your face. In caps!

I met you five hours back.

I don't care if some drunk bimbos drape themselves around you.

Okay tell me...

you don't like the Spanish types even a bit?

Just because you're drunk, doesn't mean you can do anything.

Okay?

Okay, li'l Miss Judgmental...

Hey.

I'm not drunk,

I promise.

I can't kiss you.

Why not?

Because I'll never see you again.

Why won't you see me again?

Because... we will be living in different continents!

So? Planes fly there.

But I can't do this 'long distance relationship' sh*t, Nikhil.

Wait for your call all day, check emails every two minutes...

have a relationship with the computer and not you!

And then imagine you in a pub with bimbos like these...

Shhh!

It's okay.

You don't have to.

You know, when I was eleven, I found kissing very yucky.

You started kissing at eleven, Lalithapedia?

When I'd see it in movies!

For your information, kissing is more hygienic than a handshake.

Yes! You know...

when two people kiss...

their pheromones exchange biological information...

whether they can produce healthy children or not.

It's damn fascinating!

Thanks for killing all the romance.

Shut up!

What do you want to do, Nikhil?

I want to talk to your pheromones, Lalitha.

What do you want to do in life?

Oh, you mean in life...

What do I want to do in life?

Well, I want to do... something adventurous in life!

Something new every day!

I want to live my life... on my terms.

You've heard the song.. 'living on the edge you can...'

Sorry, but most importantly...

I want to live my life without any fear.

What do you want to do in life?

I want to bring about a change.

Do something that makes a difference, no matter how small...

Why small?

You will make a difference and a big one too!

We will make you the President of India.

And I will remember the name of this President.

Nikhil...

Hmm?

When you make your film, I'll surely watch it.

I'm sure it will be a good film.

What happened?

Nothing!

Why are you so uncomfortable?

You won't understand.

Understand what?

Dude! It's not easy for me.

What?

See, I am a guy...

Yeah, right...

And I'm like...

totally attracted to you...

Okay.

and you are...

What am I doing?

Forget it.

- What? - You are a big 'tease'!

Is it my fault that you are desperate?

- I'm desperate? - Of course.

First you hypnotize me with your big eyes...

then you rest your beautiful face on my shoulder...

and then start purring like a Cat.

A Cat? Me?

What sh*t?

And I'm not purring!

If it's bothering you so much... I'll sit far away.

Now control yourself.

Hmm...

Sh*t.

Nikhil, wake up!

- My flight... Nikhil. - What happened?

- My flight.... - What happened?

I'll miss my flight.

I have understood you.

Understood what?

You want me to like you but in return, you don't want to like me.

Your heart, mind and body are in deep conflict.

Is that right, Mr. Freud?

Hello! the cab driver is Indian.

You think he'll tell your parents?

Sir... can I tell you something?

The thing is I'm in love with this girl.

But she's leaving me and going to New York.

I request you, in God's name,

please don't tell her parents that I held her hand.

Because if you do, I'll be ruined.

I saw nothing, I heard nothing.

See?

Did you say, you are in love with me?

This is your boarding pass. Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Okay.

Okay,

time to go...

I am very happy that I spent my first day of freedom with you.

Hmm... Wasn't it fun?

Thank you.

Okay.

Okay.

Come with me.

Mr. Chopra your tickets.

Miss Lalitha Krishnan...

On 15th December 2005, 1800 hours local time...

Nikhil Chopra will land in New York.

It's up to you if you'll pick him up at the airport or not.

You are crazy!

Alright, we won't call or email each other.

Thank God!

I've never written a letter in my life!

Ms Lalitha Krishnan please report to gate A40 immediately.

Sh*t.

Bye.

Hello...

Yes Monty?

You found her?

Monty promise! Good evening to you madam.

That's enough madam, Hang up the phone madam!

At least stop chasing older women now.

Nikhil...

How are you my brother?

- How are you? - I am fine.

So even you're growing a beard like me?

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