Lone Wolf Mcquade

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Aprense, cabrones! Rpido!

Psale! Psale! chale!

rale! chale! chale!

rale, muchachos!

Aprense, muchachos.

This is Deputy Sheriff Oscar Garcia.

You are all under arrest

for horse stealing. Drop your guns.

chale con tu chingada madre, cabrn!

(shouting in Spanish)

You gonna steal these horses

back from me? Huh? Policeman?

These are my horses!

Garcia, Ramos, policemen...

rale!

You'll never get away with this. You can't

kill a policeman. They'll hunt you down.

Hijo de perra!

I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

I'm gonna teach him a lesson.

Some of these guys

are a lot taller than me.

A whole head taller.

Pues de la chingada!

Qu est pasando?

Hey, you, cabrn! You're hurting my cars,

pendejo! Why you do that?

This is JJ McQuade, Texas Ranger.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Put 'em down.

- Do not move.

- "Do not move." (cackles)

Hey, you. Stand up like a man

so I can see you.

Puta!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

There! You think I care

about your pinche friend now?

Put down your weapon

or I'll shoot this man!

I say I'll shoot this man, motherf***er!

Better listen to me, cabrn!

Right now! Come down!

Ranger! I'm gonna kill this man!

Drop your weapon! Qu quieres?

Ain't no one ever killed no Texas Ranger

and lived to tell it.

He ain't that big. Muchachos, come down.

Show our honoured guest some respect.

(laughs)

Echa, hijo puta!

I've never seen

a Texas Ranger up close before.

You know,

once a Texas Ranger

kicked my father's teeth out.

Would you do that to me, Texas Ranger?

Don't shoot me.

Don't shoot me! You already kicked

my teeth out! What else do you want?

Like father, like son.

Come on.

(shouts in Spanish)

Get back, kid.

Stay there and I'll cut you loose.

I just wanna say thank you.

Thank you. You were great.

OK, OK, kid. OK.

Go cut your buddies loose. Go on.

Chinga a tu madre, puto.

Come on. I'm gonna fix your teeth.

(continues shouting in Spanish)

(siren)

- (PA) We present to you, Dakota Brown...

- (cheering and applause)

For 38 years of unrivalled performance

as a Texas Ranger...

for over 2,000 felony arrests...

(cheering and applause)

For serving the great state of Texas

with fearless devotion...

this gold watch...

and honorary plaque.

(Dakota) Hey, how about that?

How about that? Ain't that somethin'?

Dakota.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

(snores)

It's a real honour.

Adios, amigos. Hasta la vista.

Thank you, folks. Drive careful

goin' home now, you hear me?

- Good speech, Dakota.

- The hell with it. Did you get 'em?

- You bet.

- Sorry I was at this hand-job session.

- I'd love to have helped.

- I could have used you.

- Dakota?

- Yeah, Captain?

Can't say as I'm gonna miss you.

Thank you very much, Captain.

And thank you for the watch.

- And you, McQuade...

- Drink, Captain?

My office in ten minutes.

"And you, McQuade..." (laughs)

Hey, McQuade.

Hi, there.

- Captain?

- Sit down, McQuade.

You think you're pretty damn good,

don't you, McQuade?

In case you didn't know it there's more to

being a Texas Ranger than making busts.

- You gotta look good doing it.

- (toilet flushes)

Style.

The best always have style.

- I said, sit down.

- I'll stand, Captain.

Now, in terms of

unassisted felony arrests,

I admit your record is unrivalled.

But my kind of Ranger is a model citizen.

A pillar in the community. Goes to church.

He lives clean

and he's got a lovin' wife and kids.

Read it.

It's an editorial by the senator who

happens to approve our annual budget.

I quote:
"Ranger JJ McQuade

is a walking symbol

of the brutal, uncooperative, obsolete and

discriminatory nature of Rangers today."

Unquote.

Well, your "lone wolf" attitude

is gonna change.

You're going to start cooperating with the

state and federal agencies. Understand?

(knocking at door)

Come in.

- You wanted to see me, Captain?

- Yes.

Ranger, meet your new partner.

Deputy Arcadio Ramos.

Arcadio. You can just call me Kayo.

You gotta be kidding.

(clears throat)

- It'll be an honour workin' with you.

- Forget it, kid. I work alone.

Where'd you get that piece?

- That's what I'm gonna find out.

- Ranger?

Stay with it, son.

Our Russian friends have failed us. We

will have to finance the coup ourselves.

(speaks Spanish)

The shipment has to be in Havana

before Wednesday.

Splendid.

Would you like to count it, Senor Wilkes?

Trust is the most important thing

in our business.

Of course it is.

Now, have the plane loaded at once.

I am in a hurry

to get back to Havana, Senor Wilkes.

Quickly, now.

That quick enough?

Bury them.

Ranger?

Ranger?

Good dog. Good wolf.

Good boy. Good wolf.

(whistles)

Chingao.

What a pisshouse.

Ranger?

What are you doing here?

I came to wake you up.

I'm your new partner, remember?

Kid, get out of here.

And forget that partner crap.

But Captain Tyler...

Tell Tyler to shove it!

Chinga a su madre!

Holy sh*t.

Hey, Ranger, I'd like to apologise.

I didn't mean to barge in on you

this morning.

You can't outrun me. I got superchargers.

Oh, yeah?

Supercharge this.

(Kayo) Damn!

Oh, piss.

Dammit, Ranger!

Aaah! Oh, sh... Aaargh!

La pura pinche madre!

Pinche cabrn, Ranger.

Daddy!

- Daddy, hey!

- Hey, sugar.

Hey, what's this, huh?

- About time you stopped by.

- I thought you might like to go riding.

- You mean it?

- I'm takin' the day off.

All right!

- I didn't know you took days off.

- Hi, Molly.

- Where have you been, stranger?

- I've been real busy.

- Oh, boy. Same old trouble?

- My kinda trouble doesn't take vacations.

- Aren't you gonna tell Dad the big news?

- Oh, honey.

Mom, I...

What news?

- Jim, I got a real good job in Las Cruces.

- Las Cruces?

We're gonna move there in two weeks.

- What do you mean "move"?

- Don't get all worked up.

I'm an independent woman now

and I got my own life to live.

I know, but you can

make your life right here.

- Oh, Jim.

- (car pulls up)

One day you're gonna meet some real

nice gal who won't mind sitting up nights,

waitin' to see if you're

gonna come home in one piece.

Oh, come on, Jim.

It's a nice town, it'll be good for Sally.

- Honey?

- Oh, hell.

Daddy, this is my boyfriend, Bobby Drew.

Boyfriend?

I heard a lot about you. You were in the

Marines, won a Silver Star and everything.

- Nice to meet you, Bobby.

- Nice to meet you, Ranger.

Bobby, Daddy's takin' me riding. I hope

you don't mind. I'll see you tonight, OK?

Uh, yeah, sure.

- See you later.

- Have a good old time.

Bye. See you later.

Bye, Mom! See ya!

(Sally) I'm ready to take Foxy out now.

- (Dakota) Just be patient.

- OK.

All right. I'm ready to go.

Pay attention, dummy.

She's got some mustang in her.

- I can handle her, OK? Let's go.

- OK.

- Be careful, honey.

- OK. Easy, Foxy.

Hey. How'd you like to

bite that in the butt,

develop lockjaw and be dragged to death?

- Who is she?

- Clark Richardson's widow.

- That's her, huh?

- That's her.

From a poor family.

Married Clark with all that money

just before he got himself squashed

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