Loosies Page #4
- That's right.
- Oh, hmm. Yeah.
And none of this sounds fishy
to you?
- Okay, you're right.
That sounds stupid.
Just, uh...
Okay, tell them
you're visiting your aunt.
- No, wait, I already used that.
Oh, just go with
the cleaning lady, okay?
That'll work.
Just tell them
you're the cleaning lady, okay?
And if anybody asks,
you don't know me,
and you don't know where I am.
- Well, if I don't know you,
how would I know where you are?
- Exactly.
- Why don't you try
telling me the truth?
- I told you, okay?
That's my apartment.
These are my keys,
and it's my money.
Now, if I could
get the money myself,
I would, but I can't.
So, you know, if you don't
want to do it, that's fine,
but I don't have the money,
so...
(indistinct radio chatter)
- Jeez.
This place really
could use a cleaning lady.
- Did you get it?
Good job.
(telephone ringing)
Hey.
- All girls are evil.
- Not a good time, man.
I'm on the way
to do that thing.
- Oh, yeah.
Let me know
how it all comes out.
- Funny.
- Did you tell the whole world?
- How much?
- $18, please.
- Watch it, jackass.
- Hi.
My name's Lucy Atwood.
I have an appointment.
- What time?
- Right now, actually.
Thank you.
- Please fill this out.
- Okay.
Just my driver's license
and social security?
- Yes, please.
- Okay.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- What's the matter?
- Um...
I don't know... I don't know
if I can do this.
- Well, technically,
you don't have to do anything.
I'm the one that's gotta do.
You already did.
- No, I mean...
you know, maybe...
maybe we should wait.
- Wait?
- Yeah.
- What, you think if I go home
and take two aspirin,
it might go away?
- I'm just sayin',
you know, maybe...
- No, Bobby.
You don't get to do this, okay?
Now, I have been over this
and you made it pretty clear
yesterday how you felt.
So let's just get it over with.
- You... you think we should wait?
- Yeah.
I think you're an a**hole.
- Ow!
What'd you do that for?
- God, I hate you.
- Stop it.
- I hate you I hate you!
Give me the money.
I'll do it myself.
We'll figure it out.
- Where'd you put it?
We'll figure it out.
Will you just calm down, please?
Would you just calm down?
- I hate you I hate you!
Just give me the money.
- Lucy, I need you to trust me
right now.
Run.
- What?
- Run.
I don't care
what you're saying
I can't go out on my own
When the daylight is fading
No, loan find my way home
Just say how you doin' '
Got you here on the phone
You look, try to see it
I can't see it at all
Don't stop
You can probably do it
Don't stop
Let me do it again
Let me do it again
Let me do it again
Let me do it again
- Come on.
- You've got to be kidding me.
- Come on.
- No.
- Taxi!
Go. Go.
- Thanks.
- Hey, Bob.
You're a little early.
I told your ma dinner,
not lunch, right?
- Well, we were... we were
in the neighborhood, so...
- Oh, well, yeah.
Come on in.
Hi.
- Hi.
- Yeah, I was actually
just going for the groceries
for your ma.
She, uh...
She gave me a list
and everything.
- My mom's not here?
I get to watch them once a week
for my daughter.
They're cute little bastards.
They're twins.
So you're Bobby's girl, huh?
- No. No.
- No.
- No?
All right, well, then I, uh...
I got to get to the store.
You... I don't know,
you want to come?
- No.
- No.
- No?
You want to stay?
- Yeah, no, we'll just wait
for my mom.
- All right.
Oh.
Gee, Bob, I'm sorry.
Look, um...
I love your mother,
and I'm very protective;
That's all.
- Me too.
Smarmy a**hole.
- Spill it.
- What?
What do you want to know?
- What do I want to know?
Uh, gee, why have we been chased
by the cops?
What kind of trouble
did you get me into?
Who's Carl?
And who the hell are you?
- Carl is my mother's
boyfriend.
She just moved in here
with him.
- Right.
And the cops?
- I don't exactly work
on Wall Street.
- Mm-hmm.
So I can rule out
insider trading.
- I'm a pickpocket.
(laughs)
- What's so funny?
- A pickpocket?
And that's why half
the New York police force
is after you?
who got his badge picked?
- Oh, wow.
This is great.
Really.
My kid's father steals
out of old ladies' handbags.
- Hey, I never took from anybody
who looked like
they had less than me, okay?
- Oh, you're a regular
Robin Hood.
- You know, you don't know
my situation.
- Yeah, you're right.
I don't know you at all.
- What are you talking about?
I'm the same guy you met
that night at the bar,
except I have a different job
than you thought.
- Are you insane?
That's not a job, Bobby.
You steal.
- Okay, don't do that.
Don't... don't judge me.
My father left me with 500 grand
in gambling debts
and a mother who didn't work.
I had no choice.
- Why didn't you just
go to the cops?
- Because he threatened
to kill my mother.
- Why do you steal now?
- Oh.
- Oh, come on,
what... what are you doing?
- I'm taking the money.
I'm not bringing a kid
into this world
so they can go visit
their father
at the state pen
during Christmas.
Where'd you put it?
- It's in the jacket.
- No, it's not.
- What are you talking about?
- It's not in here.
- What did you do with it?
Did you lose it?
- What do you mean,
did I lose it?
It was in your jacket.
You took it, remember?
- I didn't take it.
You grabbed my arms
and kissed me, remember?
Maybe it fell out in the cab.
Or when that guy
bumped into you or something.
(sighs)
(laughs)
Oh, that's classic.
A pickpocket who gets
pickpocketed.
Jesus.
- Reach for the sky
and empty out your pockets,
Mister.
- Too late for that.
- Bobby.
You're early.
Where's Carl?
- Store.
- Go play with your little
furry friends.
Hi.
I'm Bobby's mother, Rita.
- I'm Lucy.
- Wow.
I can't remember the last time
Bobby brought a girl home
to meet me.
- You must be...
- Leaving, Mom.
She was just leaving.
She's just a friend.
Listen, uh...
I'll... I'll come by later.
We'll talk about the thing.
- Wait, wait.
Don't be so rude.
Maybe she'd like
to stay for dinner.
I'm gonna make some lasagna.
It's Bobby's favorite.
- Mmm.
Yummy.
I'd love to.
- Yeah?
Great.
I'll go start.
Okay.
I'll help.
- You that hungry?
- I am eating for two.
- Just don't say anything
to my mother.
- Oh, now why would I want
to upset Grammie?
- Hey, Mister, do you want
to play a board game?
- No.
- A video game?
- No.
- How about cops and robbers?
- Definitely no.
- So how do you know my Bobby?
- We, um...
We have a mutual friend.
- Ah.
You know, I think Bobby
really likes you.
- What makes you say that?
- Well, he always gets
so frustrated
It's like he doesn't want to
show them he cares about them.
You know how boys are.
Always pullin' the pigtails
of the girls they like.
- Crap?
- It's called craps.
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