Lost Boys: The Tribe Page #3

I knew we shouldn't have

gone to that party.

I asked you, like, to do two things,

and you completely ignore me.

Do not hang out with some dude

you don't know...

...and don't go up to his room

to party with the guy.

- Okay, Chris. I get it.

- What is that?

Stop it.

- Should have told me where you were...

- That's enough, stop it.

Stop trying to be my dad.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Chris, something is

seriously wrong with me right now.

Nothing's wrong with you,

you're just drunk.

Chris, I am not drunk.

Something is seriously

the matter with me.

Okay, just hang on a little bit, all right?

We're almost home.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm gonna...

My stomach.

Look, all right, we're almost there.

I'm telling you,

there is something seriously the matter.

You're fine. You just need

a glass of water and some Advil.

All right, you're just drunk.

NICOLE:

I am not drunk.

- Nicole. Nicole.

- I'm sick.

Chris Emerson? I'm Edgar Frog.

Surfboard shaper and vampire hunter.

What?

- Hey, get...

- What are you doing?

You don't know what you're doing. I'm

trying to save you, your sister's infected.

- What are you talking about?

- She's one of the undead.

Get...

Get out of my house.

It's your funeral, pal.

I told you to get the hell out of here, man.

Hi.

Hi.

We didn't get to finish what we started.

Yeah.

Well, aren't you gonna invite me in?

Now's not the best time.

Yeah.

Okay. Come on in.

You know what? I'm sorry, I'm not...

- I can't do this with my sister back there.

- Let me see if I can change your mind.

Yeah?

You taste good.

Oh, hey.

Lisa, get off. Stop.

Lisa, stop it.

Seriously, get...

What's the matter with you?

Stop. Seriously, stop.

Get off me.

Lisa, get off.

Lisa, get off.

Lisa?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

What the f***?

Hey, man.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. Whoa.

Whoa.

Let's get something straight.

I let you get away with that sh*t...

...because I understand what it's like

to lose a family member to the other side.

If it happens again, you're gonna end up on

the wrong side of the stake, are we clear?

- Mm-hm.

- Good.

It's cool, man. Look, I just...

I don't understand

what's going on, all right?

You said my sister was infected?

Your sister's become

a member of the undead.

A night stalker. A bloodsucker.

Nosferatu.

Your sister's a suck monkey.

Dude, that's... That's ridiculous, man.

Ridiculous?

Then what are you doing here?

Look, some crazy sh*t happened

at my place after you left.

Define "crazy sh*t."

Well, this...

This chick came into my house and...

And she sprouted fangs and then she

turned into stone and exploded.

Now, that's just ridiculous.

Vampires don't just turn into stone

and then explode.

They have to be pierced through the heart

with a sharp object.

You know, I guess

the antlers could have done that.

I thought it had to be

a wooden stake or something.

That's a myth. Any sharp object will do.

As a matter of fact,

it doesn't have to be sharp.

It can be a blunt object,

as long as it pierces the heart.

You said my sister was one of them?

- But how would that happen?

- One of two ways:

Either A, she was bit...

...or B, she drank the blood

of the head vampire.

How do you know so much

about vampires?

Comic books, my friend, comic books.

I ask you for answers

and you give me comic books?

A lot of valuable information

can be gained by reading comic books.

For example...

...see here?

This poor sap's drinking the blood

of the head vampire.

They like to trick people

by putting it into wine bottles.

Dude, what are you drinking, man?

Frog Juice.

Garlic, holy water and raw eggs.

Okay, so what you're saying is,

based on a comic book...

...my sister drank blood

and now she's a vampire.

Half. She's only half vampire.

She won't make the transition to full

bloodsucker until she makes her first kill.

- Great.

- That is great, actually.

Because it means you still have time

to save her mortal soul.

All you have to do

is kill the head vampire before she feeds.

Hello?

Hello?

It's open.

Hi.

I brought wine.

I love wine.

To be honest, I really didn't think

you dug me all that much.

- Why would you think that?

- Just a vibe I got, I guess.

What vibe are you getting now?

A really good one.

Nicole.

- Oh, sh*t.

Did...? Did you do it?

- Get the hell out of here.

- We didn't do anything, man.

Dude, I didn't know you guys

were born-again Christians or whatever.

Man, I'm not using your sister.

Yeah, good to know. Thank you.

- I really like her.

This is basically one of those, like,

good news/bad news scenario things.

What do you want first?

Oh, sh*t. Okay, the bad news.

Okay, the bad news is that the wine

that Shane gave you the other night...

...wasn't wine, all right, it was blood.

Shane's blood.

Right.

Okay, Chris, I know you don't like the guy,

but, like, that's disgusting.

No, and by drinking his blood,

you've been turned into a vampire.

Right, I'm a vampire, Chris. Great.

Stop being such an a**hole,

I'm not a freaking vampire.

I'm not being an a**hole, Nicole.

I know it sounds ridiculous,

but take a look.

See anything missing?

You.

No. Vampire. You weren't gonna

make out with that kid...

...you were gonna eat him.

You had fangs and crazy eyes,

I saw it all.

Okay, the good news

better be really f***ing good.

No, the good news is great news, okay?

See, right now you're only, like,

half of a vampire.

Which means

you can be turned back human.

As long as Eddie and I

kill the head vampire before you feed.

- So just don't eat anyone.

- What? Who's Eddie?

Eddie Frog, he's a vampire slayer.

- I thought he was a surfboard shaper.

- Well, that too.

Right. Okay.

Let me just get this straight then.

So you've teamed up...

...with a

surfboard-shaper-slash-vampire-hunter...

...so you can kill this guy

who I'm totally crushing on...

...so you can save me

from eternal damnation?

- Is that pretty much it?

- Yeah, that's pretty much it.

- No. Calm down, calm down.

- No, Chris, I'm not gonna calm down.

- No.

- What's wrong with you?

I tried to eat that guy,

do you realize that?

Do you know what it's like for me

to want to drink blood?

Do you know how disgusting that is?

I'm a vegetarian.

Is he behind Door Number 1?

Door Number 2?

Or Door Number...

...3?

We're screwed.

There's just too many places

where the nest could be.

Look, I already told you,

Shane's the head vampire.

We went to party at his house

a couple nights ago.

It's gotta be the nest.

There's no way

that any self-respecting vampire...

...would ever live in a place like that.

I mean, they may use it as a lure

or a place to feed...

...but they'd never sleep there.

Vampires...

...always look for a place

with a history of human suffering.

Deep, dark, dank places.

Places that never see the light of day.

Places with lots of vermin.

Places that smell of rot and earth...

... and decay.

Nicole.

Nicole.

Nicole.

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