Lost in Beijing

I have already taken a shower

What about you?

We need to be quick today

I got a dinner date

The same price as always, $1,000

You can go for dinner now

Here is some money fortaxi

What's wrong?

I can't make love in a hurry

No, I didn't mean that

Good evening, boss

Good evening, boss

"Golden Basin Foot Massage Palace"

Good evening, boss

Sha Sha, bring some drinks to my office

Okay

Can you my age by touching?

You are kidding me

He likes dealing with student girls

It's just a normal relation

This guy really sucks

Yeah, they're all the same nowadays

Alright, I'll give you another massage later

My back hufts

Well, let's work on it later

Discard your hand!

Throw your hand away

See who wins

Look at it and throw your hand away

Show your hand!

Show it!

You must have lost

Look at your third card!

Show your hand!

Jerk!

This is really great

Watch out, I got AIDS

You got AIDS?

So what about AIDS?

It only confirms your sexual prowess

Is that so?

Yeah

We are not bad either

Not there, it's here, here

Don't mess around

I thought you'd fallen asleep

Get up

No, I didn't...

Let me give you a back massage

Is it that bad?

Thank you, Mr. Zhou

Come to see me next time

I've got five customers

Already five?

Four

Actually how many?

Four

Only four?

I've got eight

How come you have so few?

Pingguo, take a puff

Quick

I'm cutting her hair

I want to buy an apaftment

Stop day-dreaming

Can you get me that comb?

With only four customers a day?

I meant at our hometown

Silly girl

You have a long way to go

A guy who washes cars across the street

The one with the long face

He wants to date me tonight

How can I trick him to think I'm still a virgin?

Tell me, tell me

Just go buy yourself a cherry

Where can I buy one?

Everywhere, it's cheap

Tell me where?

How should I know?

Oh, brushing your teeth?

Try some of this

Oh, it dropped

Don't you ever come to see me at work

If my boss knows that I'm married, I'm finished

I never go there

Yeah right, I saw you once at the entrance

You spilled on your shift

You didn't flip the cover again?

What are you doing in here?

I want to take a shower

Wait a second, let me out first

Let me out

Let's shower together

I have already showered at work

Stop messing around

You'll ruin my clothes

Come on

That's really nice

See, my bra is soaking wet

Close your eyes

Let's make love in bed

I learned this from watching porno

Shame on you

Let's try it

This way

Slowly

That's cool

We haven't made love for days

I can't control myself

Slowly, slowly

Let's change position, it's too wild

Don't move, don't move

I'm overwhelmed

So what?

He just touched you a little bit

What's happening?

What have you got to lose?

He is one of my best customers

Where did he touch you?

Be smaft!

If he wants to feel your tits

Just give him your hands

And chat with him

Enough, stay out of this

The trouble is not about being touched

What did he do to Xiao Mei?

It's not about what a customer could do to her

It's about what she did to the customer!

Look at this!

She sliced off his toe nail with this

The water turned crimson with blood

Served him right!

You still have the nerve to talk

Let Xiao Mei apologize to him

Tell him she is too young

I don't need your advice

You know what he said?

If I don't sack Xiao Mei

They will smash this whole place up

Just come in and be paid

Boss

Stop talking

I can't keep you here, go somewhere else

For sure Xiao Mei wasn't intentional

Shut up and go back to work

Xiao Mei

Sh*t, finished!

Beijing is so big

Beijing is this big...

How could there be no space for a little me?

How little?

Just this little

Let me see!

Sister

They're all f***ing jerks!

F***ing "stupid fucks"

You've only been in Beijing a few months

You've already learned to say "stupid fucks"!

Are you alright?

Yeah, I'm fine

Sorry

Sorry

So the time forthe next poker game is fixed

Bring more money with you then

Get up

People are coming

Leave me alone

An Kun

We made love last night...

What?

Who are you?

Boss, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

Boss!

Boss, please stop it!

I'm not doing this on purpose

I don't want this please...

Be quiet

I won't be hurting you

F***

F***

Stupid b*tch, motherf***er

What the f*** are you staring at?

You've never seen this before?

I f*** your whole family

Don't f***ing smash my window

You, what are you doing here?

Get out of here!

I'll kill you!

I will kill you!

Are you crazy?

Get the security guards

You screwed my wife

I'll kill you!

Dare to f*** my wife

Get Liu Pingguo here

Get him out of here!

Don't let him in again

I will report you!

What are you doing?

Stop bashing yourself!

What are you doing to yourself?

You f***ing dirty b*tch

Stupid b*tch!

Go away

I won't

We've already got enough trouble

Get out

Why do you want to kick me out?

I won't go!

I won't go!

Where is your underwear?

Did he f*** you like this?

Did he f*** you like this?

Did he f*** you like this?

Mrs. Lin

Why don't you take your wife to my beauty salon?

You don't want to wait for the boss?

Is he up to any mischief lately?

You must be kidding

He is a fine gentleman

If he is a gentleman, we are all saints!

That's not the case

See you, Mrs. Lin

F***!

Who the f*** did this?

I have so much to worry about

Yes

Alright

Hey, where is my hair clip?

This one?

Yeah, that's it

My boyfriend bought it for me

Hello

What are you talking about?

There are more than 50 girls at my place

How would I know who is Liu Pingguo?

Whoever f***ed your wife is a bastard

What? $20,000!

$20,000? You're crazy, go rob a bank

You still owe me $200

What the f*** is emotional distress?

F*** you

I will break your leg, a**hole

Go away

Did you say I owe you $200?

I'm not that kind of guy

Thanks, I'll serve you even better next time

Hello, I'm on my way

Boss

You didn't tell me that you're married

Boss, I'd like to talk to you

Asking for money again?

You two make a perfect team

No, it's not like that, Boss

Let's talk in the car

$2,000

That's the end of it

Understand?

I didn't come for money

I didn't know An Kun asked you for money

I don't care if you do or not

From now on

I never want to see you again

Neither of you

Boss, are you firing me?

You don't expect a promotion, do you?

Actually, it was just an one-night stand

Boss, but how could that be?

I never wanted...

It was you who started it

You had an orgasm, right?

Get out of my car

I got to go home

Boss

You can't put the blame on me!

Really, if you want to fire me

I will report you for rape

On what ground?

The stuff that you left on my skirt

Who do you think I'm? Bill Clinton?

An Kun doesn't know about it

I will not tell anybody

Boss

Is that alright?

Does this hurt?

Not hurt

I'm telling you

You can lose more weight with love-making

People like us

We don't get laid easily

We can only lay here cupping

That's you not me

How do you manage your problem?

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