Love, Rosie Page #6

It really is.

Because I've realized that

no matter where you are

or what you're doing,

or who you're with,

I will always

honestly, truly,

completely love you.

Like a sister loves a brother

and a friend loves a friend.

I'll always stand guard

over your dreams, Alex.

No matter how weird or twisted they get.

So, please, everybody,

join me in a toast.

To the bride and groom.

To the bride and groom!

Come on, show me what you've got!

No, please! Well, okay then!

Ready?

Here we go. You like it?

Baby, baby, what's up?

Katie?

Katie just... She

just went through here!

Katie?

Mom?

What are you doing out here?

Huh?

Toby kissed me, Mom.

Oh.

Is that such a bad thing?

Of course it is.

Hey. Look, I...

I was watching you two

tonight. You're good together.

You're a team.

Don't you get it?

It would be like you

two kissing or something.

I'll just tell him to

forget the whole thing.

Katie that...

That would be a big mistake.

Look, if you reject him now,

he's gonna make it his

life's mission to go out there

and meet the most perfect,

beautiful girl in the world

just to try and get over you.

And he'll end up

marrying this other woman

and spending the rest

of his life with her.

And you know, he'll tell

himself that she's perfect and...

He really must be happy,

but she won't be you, you know?

But you two never actually kissed?

Did you? Of course not.

Katie?

Toby!

I'm really sorry. Let's just

pretend it never happened...

Alex?

I only realized, uh,

tonight that you forgot.

Your 18th birthday,

about five tequila slammers in, I think,

before you fell off the stool...

So that's why you took

Bethany to the dance.

And you went with Greg.

Well, bye.

Okay.

Cheers!

It's so nice.

Your own hotel, darling.

Your father would be so proud of you.

Babe! Babe! We've got a visitor!

Do you have a room?

Yes, of course.

A single, for one night.

Welcome! You are our first guest.

Have we met before?

The condom came off inside my vagina

and at present I'm unable to locate it!

I don't think so.

Ruby, would you please see

our guest upstairs to his room?

Of course.

And free champagne!

All right, follow me and then...

Yeah, a brand new bed, and...

It's massive and you get to see the sea.

And it's... It's really pretty.

You'll love it. You'll love it.

Uh...

Hi.

Hi...

Uh...

Hey, guys!

- No, I want to see him!

- Come on, out. No, out.

I said out! Come on, out, out, out!

No, but I...

Um...

So, I, uh...

I guess I need a room.

Any baggage?

No.

I left it behind.

So your wife...

Won't be joining me.

We both knew it wasn't right.

Sea view or garden view?

I... recommend the sea.

Um, sea it is.

One room with sea view.

Um, Ruby would you mind

showing our guest upstairs

Sorry, chief, but I'm really

busy doing the files right now.

Um, please, follow me.

So, I had this weird

dream on the plane over...

Let me guess, you were

a clip on the seatbelts?

No, I know,

you were, um, a valve

in those annoying fans

that blow cold air on you? I

can never turn those things off.

No.

No, uh...

I was me.

And you were you,

standing where you

are right now, perfect.

And I took you in my arms,

in a manly kind of way.

Like this.

And said,

"Rosie Dunne, can I

take you to the dance?"

Better late than never.

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