Love 911 Page #2

Hey!

His wife's life is hanging on the balance, who the hell in his shoes wouldn't go mad?

Aish. Tsk.

You try and push the blame on him, and see what'll happen.

I won't do nothing.

Aish, really.

By closing an eye to this, it's not following the law of society anymore..!

And what's more, you're a civil servant...

Come and try me again, you...

That's it.

What?

Seduction.

What?

The way I see it,

That method won't work.

You know how Yang Gwibi (one of the four ancient beauties of Ancient China) and Cleopatra unnie

changed history?

Crazy b*tch ..

Let's see.

That weird?

Yang Gwibi?

Even passing dogs will laugh.

Oh .. That's odd.

Says here it's the trend this spring.

Wipe it away.

Let's go!

Those bastards are here.

They're here, they're here.

Give it your best shot...

Check on the chicks and the drivers first!

What the hell is this ..

Gather, gather, gather!

Oh, thanks.

Where did you come from?

Oh, what a coincidence!

Why are you always lurking around?

What do you mean 'lurking'?

I was just on the way home but saw the road blocked and wanted to help you guys out.

Anyway, this is also considered a type of fate.

Let's get along well.

I'm Go Mi-soo.

Hmph.

It doesn't have to be so distant between us, does it?

Huh?

It does.

Not speaking formally and being so rude, is this your concept?!

Aigoo...

What I meant was, isn't it your job to help others?

Right now, I need need your help desperately.

I'm not gonna sue.

Thought I'd already made myself clear?

I'm not talking about that.

Please don't misunderstand me just because I pestered you about something like that.

It's not something too difficult.

I believe you can help me with this.

What is it?

I know asking for such a favour may be a little rude.

And a little embarrassing as well...

What's going on?

With me...

Let's date?

(Caw caw sound) (raven)

F***! I'd just-

Aigoo.

Ouch!

Really annoying son of a b*tch

Come here, come here.

What's the next plan?

History has shown, if seduction doesn't work, use intimidation.

Say, what in the world is she doing?

Hey, look.

Hey, she looks pretty, just go and take a look.

Don't think she's pretty? Go closer and take a look!

Stop fooling around, get down quickly!

Does she have a hearing problem or what?

HEY!

Still not stepping down?!

Oh!

Hey, hey, hey catch her! Catch her!

She's not gonna die.

Oh Oh, Mom!

MOM!!!

Aish.

Don't look, don't look!

Hey.

This is a life and death situation, you think that's so important a problem?!

This is a problem for me, a big problem!

Don't look!

How am I gonna help you if I don't look?

Even so, don't look!

Oh..! Ugh.

DON'T LOOK, YOU SON OF A B*TCH!

So

You weren't thinking of committing suicide?

Are you crazy? Suicide?

This lady... are you dissing us?

Then why were you causing trouble there?

Is climbing over the bridge a sin?

Who said that climbing the bridge is wrong?

Giving false report.

So what happens now?

What else?

You've to pay the fine.

How much is it?

Not much. About 2 million won?

What ... What type of a fine is 2 million won?!

If you feel wronged, you can file a lawsuit against us.

But Oppa, can't you just give me a discount for the fine?

This young lady here, you think you're buying clothes in Dongdaemun?

What the hell do you mean by 'discount'?

Please~?

[in cutesy voice] Can't you give a teeny-weeny bit of discount?

Aish.

Hey, why did you hand her over to the police?

Yeah, hyung you're too much.

Hey, enough!

This type of crazy b*tch should be isolated from the community.

Look at this temper of yours...

Ah, it feels refreshing!

[laughs]

Aigoo ya.

Looks good?

Eat, eat, eat.

I'm not telling you this because of blind dating,

I'm not telling you this because of blind dating,

but because I see you as my younger sister.

Me too, Oppa. You're like a real brother to me!

But what are we going to do now?

Since a long time ago,

in dating relationships, you have to learn to play hard to get.

Play hard to get?

Yes!

Sometimes you give, sometimes you take. Give and take.

That way, the men will feel anxious and restless.

What's important is,

If you give two, you can only take one.

If you take back both,

he'll run away!

Exactly!

Wow, she learns fast!

No matter what, a woman should still be slightly reserved,

so that men would be attracted to her, get it?

But how am I supposed to get close to him again?

He...

HATES me!

Attack him directly, so that he can't escape!

Legally.

So, how?!

That, I do not know.

'Year 2012:
Recruiting civil service officers.'

Oppa, about that fine...

Can I perhaps replace it with community service~?

Of course!

To the honoured civil service officers of the Republic of Korea,

for taking the first steps,

We offer our warmest congratulations.

(Your volunteerary spirit to the society...)

Say, why the hell did you drag me into this??

Anyway, it's not like you can return to the hospital.

As soon as I've gotten him aboard, we can leave the scene.

So what now?

You got another plan?

What 'plan'?

Look closely.

Omo!

He's completely 'menbong'! (mental breakdown)

Saw that? You saw that?

It's over!

Now, GAME OVER!

That crazy woman,

how can they accept someone like that to be a civil servant?!

As if I'd know!

Our captain, once he heard that she's got a doctor's license,

he nearly freaked out of joy.

Keep quiet, will you?

Hey,

look at the one next to her.

That one with the 'S' line next to her.

Who is that?

Look, dude!

Where?

The third, the third.

Give it a try.

I said, give it a try!

Eh?

You said you're a doctor, right?

Like this?

Wider.

You've not learned CPR?

Hey~! You're really... Aish.

What can you teach using a piece of doll like this?!

Take that away!

Yes, Sir.

Okay, don't be nervous, try it calmly.

Since you're a doctor, we should do it educationally and realistically.

Go on.

Starting from the chest compressions...

What are you talking about?

Should check the airway first before doing CPR!

But still, between men and women...

There's life hanging in the balance and you-

Do you think this training is a f***ing child's play?!

Please

Please, go on, do it!

You dare to not do it...

Hey, Rescue team!

Hurry, prepare for dispatch.

Why of all times...

HEY!

Give me my money back, you son of a b*tch!

What's that all about?

I said bring me my money!

He said he's being owed four months' worth of salary.

And he won't move an inch from there till he gets the money.

So? Just give him his money!

It was given!

So, what the hell is the matter?

Whenever he drinks, once a month, he causes trouble.

That son of a b*tch.

Jung Kang-il! Go up and take a look.

Shh

This motherf***er...

You wanna die?

Hey, you can't use that to hit!

Ajussi!

Even if you jump from there, it will not kill you.

[Drunk singing]

Ajussi!

What the hell?! This motherf***er...

It's still bright and early, why did you drink so much?

Money, money, money's rolling.

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