Love Can Hurt

Season #1 Episode #2

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[Penny] He wasn't even worth it.

[Rose] You shouldn't have been with him in the first place.

[Britney] Men can be such d**ks.

[Margot] And if they are a d**k, then shove your foot so far up their-

[Rose] A little uncalled for don't ya think?

[Margot] Whatever.

[Lucy] Look, I'm fine. He was a total jerk anyway. I mean he needs to be punished some how.

[Penny] Let's throw a big party.

[Britney] Why?

[Penny] Celebration for Lucy leaving him. He never even liked us anyway.

[Rose] Good point.

*Margot gets a text*

[Margot] Oh my god! There's a serial killer on the loose.

*theme song plays*

[Britney] How!? No one has ever been killed in Greenfield.

[Lucy] Am I gonna die tonight?

[Rose] Listen up! No one is dying tonight. If the killer is in the room right now then we're all dying tonight.

[Britney] No one would ever be the killer. Right?

[Margot] Totally.

[Lucy] We're all like sisters.

[Penny] Bad way to put that. Sisters fight a lot.

[Lucy] We're all like sisters. I'm not changing my mind on that.

[Rose] Suit yourself.

[Margot] We're gonna need answers. Whoever the f**king killer is, he can't kill any of us. Why? Because we're stronger together.

[Lucy] Sorry I have to go to the salon.

[Penny] I have a book from the library I have to turn in.

[Britney] I need to get my nails done.

[Rose] I need to go get a hat.

[Margot] Y'all are getting killed

[Penny] I'm not even old yet.

[Rose] Actually the killer probably kills anybody he or she wants.

[Lucy] I'm so confused of what Rose just said. Because we speak in English. And I don't f**king know what the h*ll Rose just said.

[Britney] Ben has gotten to her mind.

[Lucy] No he hasn't.

[Penny] Y'all better stop fighting because we might die.

[Lucy] Well it's getting late so I have to go home.

[Britney] Me too. My baby needs to be fed.

[Rose] You don't even have a baby.

[Britney] My mouth is the baby!

[Lucy] We are so f**king weird.

[Penny] I don't care.

*everyone leaves*

*Lucy arrives home*

*Lucy finds a note*

[Lucy] "Hopefully everyone is sad when you have died, but then again no one has sighed, and again you aren't a bride." Just because I'm not married doesn't mean I'm still not a bride.

*car drives*

*car turns and then crashes into Ben*

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