Love Fiction Page #5

MA discover's Hae-young's

armpit hair.

- Armpit hair?

- Yes.

That's why it's called 'Hairy Lady'?

MA thinks there's gotta be a story

behind her armpit hair.

So, he questions and investigates

for her memory to come back.

Then what?

Does MA find something out about her?

Who really is this woman?

I'm not quite sure yet.

- You're not?

- No.

If the writer doesn't know, who does?

I'm just writing it as it comes.

No conclusion. Just going

with the characters.

That's dangerous.

Fine. Just stick to

the deadlines.

I'll set up an online site.

Check the readers' response.

Wait.

I want it under a pen name.

Whatever you want.

- Got something in mind?

- Yes.

Double Cherry.

- Double Cherry?

- Yup.

You mean.

Two cherries like this?

Think whatever.

Your style changed completely

being in love.

What muse changed a 19th century

lad into a rock star?

Who is she?

?How much can I really

know about you?

?Knowing you doesn't mean

I know everything

Heejin? Who are you?

What?

What kind of girl are you?

I'm your girl.

Not like that.

What do you want to know?

I don't know anything about you.

You don't take me to meet your friends.

Do I embarrass you?

I don't have friends.

I moved to the States when I was young.

But you went to college here.

They're all too materialistic.

What about work?

I'm quitting soon.

Relatives?

What do you want to know?

Want my report cards and family register?

Who cares about the past?

Now is what counts.

Are you going to talk crap

with this great music playing?

Girls used to wear shorts

and white stockings under.

Boys wore that, too.

I was on my way home.

My stomach hurt and I had to take a dump.

But a little girl can't just go anywhere.

So, I thought I'd go a little bit

then wash up at home.

I let go just a bit.

But a piece the size of my fist came out!

Then, it started to slide out

of my underwear

and down my stockings!

It was the size of a pear.

A shitty pear!

- She's my girlfriend. Excuse us.

- That's me!

On the way home, a shitty pear came out!

- What a girl!

- What, bro?

Where are you?

- At the club.

- Come to church, now.

Why?

- Angela passed away.

- What?

Apparently, she's been ill.

I just got the call now.

- Her funeral mass will start soon.

- Okay, bro.

Our sister Angela entrusts herself to you

with full confidence in all your promises.

Lead her to your kingdom in peace.

We ask this through

our Lord Jesus Christ, your son,

who lives and reigns

with you and the Holy Spirit,

one God, for ever and ever.

- Amen.

- Amen.

Jesus.

Why you!

Hello.

Hi, I heard a lot about you.

Must be hard dating him.

No, it's great.

What are you wearing!

You reek of booze.

I came in a rush.

We have to lead the funeral service.

What?

Why us?

She didn't have any children.

The godsons have to.

Really?

Oh, Lord.

Let us pray.

Merciful God.

What the!

Are you okay?

Get down!

Is it out?

You fool!

Are you okay?

Yes, are you?

I'm fine.

Just sorry to Angela.

Why'd you cry back there?

Just thought of my mom

seeing Angela's picture.

I suddenly thought, people all

die alone like that.

No matter how much you love them,

you can't die with them.

But Romeo and Juliet died together.

They misunderstood each other's intentions.

They loved, but didn't understand

each other.

We live our lives explaining the

misapprehensions about ourselves

then die alone.

Do you know?

If you blow hard, snot can

come of your eyes.

- Really?

- Yup.

Excuse me.

Stefano?

Min-ji?

It's you. I was right.

Long time no see.

She was my friend at church.

I'm Veronica.

I'm LEE Heejin.

I was startled back there.

Are you okay?

You saw that?

I almost died trying not to laugh.

You haven't changed a bit, Stefano.

How?

Still odd.

- Me?

- You didn't know?

When I said I'll go into the convent,

you hid in the car trunk

to try and stop me.

No way.

Joo-wol really did that?

It rattled so we opened the trunk.

- Stefano was covered in sweat.

- I don't remember this.

Why am I scared to meet girls in my past?

One Saturday afternoon,

I was standing at a crosswalk.

I saw two women across the street

and got shocked.

Heejin was there with

Su-jung nearby.

They were shockingly similar!

Silk scarves over white shirts

and skinny, tight jeans.

They were even standing

with their arms crossed.

How can this be?

The 71st thing I found out about her.

She looks like my ex.

Joo-wol!

- You ran off cuz you saw your ex?

- Yup.

What did you do to her?

She kept forcing me to eat meat.

So, I overturned the table once.

How could you?

She wanted you to eat a balanced diet.

Why couldn't she just

respect my preference?

Still, that was violent.

I see why she left.

I was stressed from writer's block.

Then, you'll do that to me, too?

I regret it.

Is it good?

Sorry to eat by myself.

Is the salad good?

Want some noodles?

It's okay.

Really hungry? You're like

a gorilla that starved for days.

I was craving meat.

Wanna try it?

No, I'm eating something on the way home.

How can you say that?

What?

I don't want to force you

to eat meat like your ex.

But I'm not a vegetarian.

I gotta eat meat 3 days a week

to function properly.

What did I say?

You were sour for hours.

Are you mad that I wanted to eat this?

What?

I don't eat much without you.

Can't I eat what I want?

I didn't say you can't.

You're bitchy today.

Got your period?

You just said what I hate the most.

What? About your period?

When women are angry for good reasons,

ignorant men's most violent comment ever is

that women have their brains

in their uterus.

I thought you're different.

I'm disappointed.

I'm not eating.

Seeing Heejin eat meat that I can't

doesn't make me mad.

But the thing that I loved about her is

not her eating, pooping,

and nose picking side.

But to shout with me the great

victory of love in this sick world.

Her poetic being.

What?

Sounds like you're getting tired of her.

KYUNG-SOOK'S PORK STEW

How long will you hide her here?

Don't worry.

It won't be long.

Why are you doing this?

What?

Why are you doing all this

when it's so dangerous?

You're not in love with her, are you?

That insane woman?

Kyung-sook, watch it.

Get out of here.

Fine, I'll go.

And take her with you!

Fool!

What the hell are you doing!

You left like you'll catch her any minute!

Why crawl in here now!

Don't worry. I'll catch her.

A senator is dead, fool!

Can't you drop the fool and speak nicer?

You fool!

You're off this case!

Why should I?

What is it?

Captain, we've located

KIM Hae-young.

What? Where?

A pork stew place in Misari.

Aren't there just clubs out there?

Guess not.

The owner reported her.

- Okay, get moving!

- Yes, sir.

Aren't you going?

You said I'm off this.

As you wish.

I'll get you later!

A GIRL WITH ARMPITHAIR!

TOTALLYREMINDS ME OF A GIRL BACKIN COLLEGE

Hello, it's Double Cherry.

I'm curious about the armpit hair

girl in your college years.

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