Love Is All You Need? Page #5

- Come here.

- Ugh!

- Get up here.

Hey.

- Hi.

- This is more important.

- Oh, really?

- Mm-hmm.

- Prove it.

- I love you so much.

I promise I will not

stress you out so much

with my craziness.

- Me too.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Good.

- Oh, shoot, that's me.

Oh, I'm late for my ka meeting.

I gotta go, okay?

But I'll see you later, okay?

- Okay.

- Okay, good.

Bye.

- What?

- You trust me, right?

Stand right here.

- Where are we?

- Keep your eyes closed.

- Okay, they're closed.

- I'm watching you.

- Oh my god.

Are you serious?

- I'm pretty serious.

- Oh my goodness.

How did you do this?

- I told you, I

can fix anything.

- I like you.

- What?

What was that?

- I like you.

Oh my god, I'm on a carousel!

- You are something else.

- Do you think so?

- Oh yeah.

Well, my queen,

your chariot awaits.

Join me here, please.

- You're too much.

- Whoa, don't fall.

- You good?

- So good.

- I'm glad.

- What are we doing?

- Falling in love.

- Jude?

- Hi.

- Hey.

It's nice to see you.

Come on in.

- Hey, I was just curious.

What's the deal

with the alliance?

- Oh.

- I actually just

came by to say hi,

but I don't have much time, so.

- Well, we're a

national organization

with over 200 memberships

in universities, high

schools and junior highs,

and our goal is to

encourage acceptance and...

- did you say junior highs?

- Yeah.

Kids that age, unfortunately,

are really vulnerable to

bullying and peer pressure,

and we think that an open

dialogue can save lives.

- What do you mean save lives?

- Heterosexuality is the

leading cause of teen suicide,

and these kids need to know

that they're not alone,

that there's a place for

them to come and talk,

or anybody to come and talk.

Is there something you

want to talk about?

- No.

- This place is

safe and confidential.

- You know that guy that I bumped

into when I first met you?

- Oh, yeah.

Ryan, right?

- Mm-hmm.

I don't know, at first,

I just thought it was cool

to talk to him and stuff,

and then we were

playing basketball

and something happened

and it was like I woke up,

and I don't know, it just,

I wanted to push it away.

I don't know, when

we touched again,

it was like this

feeling came over me

that I did not want to stop.

I know that this is wrong, but

I don't know, it

just feels so right.

Know what I mean?

- Absolutely.

Some people are born

attracted to the same sex.

Some people are born

attracted to the opposite sex.

I prefer to think

of it as giving love

and being loved in return,

and the rest is just plumbing.

Does he feel the

same way about you?

- Oh yeah.

- Oh yeah?

That makes things a lot easier.

- Yeah.

We've only kissed, but it

was like the best kiss.

Oh my god, I can't stop

thinking about him.

- That's wonderful,

and it's not gonna

be an easy path.

You're gonna have to tell

your friends and your family.

- Wait, wait, no.

I can't, I can't tell anybody.

No, okay?

I play football.

And I'm not a poster

child for hetero rights.

- Well, you're

falling for him, aren't you?

- Yeah, well, football, I

love football way more, so.

I gotta go, sorry.

- You can have both.

- "But soft, what light

through yonder window breaks?

"It is the east, and

Juliet is the sun.

"Arise, fair sun, and

kill the envious moon."

- What the hell do you

think you're doing?

- What?

Hey!

- Are you trying out for

that stupid gay play?

Hmm?

Huh?

You're not doing that play.

And you're never talking to that

ugly 'Ro Emily

turd-is ever again.

- You can't tell me what to do!

- Yes I can!

Bad enough you're a geek face.

But if you turn out to

be a 'Ro on top of that,

I'll make you wish

you were never born.

- Loser.

- "Romeo, wherefore

art thou Romeo?

"Deny thy father

and refuse thy name.

"Or if that..."

"wherefore art thou Romeo?

"Deny thy father

and refuse thy name.

"Or if that..."

"or if that will not

be but sworn, my love,

"I will no longer be

"a Capulet."

Leave me alone.

- Good night, girls.

Don't forget to vote.

- Hello?

Hello?

- Might need these.

- How'd you get those?

- I have my ways.

After you.

- It's so quiet.

The water's perfect.

- Oh yeah.

Wanna race?

- No.

I'm scared.

- Me too.

- Do you really love me?

- Absolutely.

With all my heart.

- Hey, Jude.

You mind if I take

a seat with you?

I like it when it's

quiet here too.

- Yeah.

- How you doing, Jude?

You seem happy.

Things are going well for you.

- Yeah, yeah.

The team's on a roll,

and the scouts are out.

Everything's great.

- Now how about you and

Kelly, how are you doing?

- Can I be honest

with you, reverend?

I think that I'm in

love with the person

that god wants me to be with,

and our love, it's so easy.

It's like we just fit together.

You know what I mean?

- You're not

talking about Kelly.

Right?

That's not right, Jude.

- I know, I tried, i...

- listen to me, Jude.

You cannot lead a

person on like that.

You need to go and let her know,

and then you bring your

new girlfriend here.

Together we're going to pray

together for forgiveness

because deceit is a sin.

Let's pray on that

together a minute.

Our father, who are in

heaven, hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come, thy

will be done on earth

as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread

and forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive those who...

- Five, four, three, two, one!

- Time!

Come on out, boys.

- Oh!

- Welcome back.

Welcome back!

Yes!

All right!

Who is next?

Let's see.

You, Walter.

- All right.

- Oh!

- You're up.

Big Walt!

- Oh!

- Lucky boy!

Gets to spend seven

minutes with Ryan.

All right, it's your choice,

seven minutes in heaven

or seven minutes in hell.

- You know he

wants you to choose hell.

- Get off of me!

- Hey, hey, hey.

Ryan?

It's just a game.

- I guess it's

time for hell then.

- No, just back off, all right?

- Hey, why you acting like

such a candy-ass 'Ro, huh?

Oh, wait.

Unless you are a 'Ro.

- Oh!

- I'm not a 'Ro.

- 'Ro, 'Ro, 'Ro, 'Ro,

'Ro, 'Ro, 'Ro, 'Ro, 'Ro, 'Ro!

- Hey!

Then prove it.

- I don't have to

prove anything.

- Yes, you do.

- Oh, come on, look,

Walter's got this gorgeous

fat face waiting for you.

Oh, the cushion for the pushing.

- He's just a fat little piggy.

He's just a fat little piggy.

Oink for us, boy.

Hey, I said oink!

- Oink.

Oink.

- Jesus, he smells

like one, too.

- Come on.

- Ryan...

- Move.

- Hey!

Hey, you walk outta here,

and you can kiss this

fraternity goodbye.

- Fine with me.

- Ryan.

Don't do this, okay?

- Are you coming?

- I can't.

I need this.

- You do not need this.

You are being degraded.

- This is all I got.

- Come on, Ryan.

Stop, man.

- Let him go, let him go.

Good choice, Walter.

Walter, Walter, Walter, step

right up, step right up.

50 bucks to whoever

is man enough

to go into the closet

with the piggy.

How about you?

- Who wants cornbread?

Who wants some cornbread?

I bet you do.

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