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What else?

Listen.

Shall we go to Jason's wedding

reception together in the evening?

Please.

You know publicly we can't go.

But I can come home

after the reception, right?

I mean, there's no curfew

for me today, right?

- Sanjay Chaturvedi!

- Yes, boss.

Stop wasting precious office hours.

Get out!

So?

What do you think?

Baby, this is for poor people.

- No!

- Yeah!

Who said?

Sam, it's for people like you and me.

No, it's for underprivileged people.

You know, people who

can't afford their own place.

They deserve such

government schemes

not you and me.

- I mean, we have our own...

- Your dad's place.

Sam, baby...

we should have our own house, right?

Nice nameplate outside. Huh?

D'souza-Masquita residence.

One second. Why D'souza?

After marriage, you'll be Masquita.

You'll move into my house.

You'll be Masquita, I'll be Masquita.

We'll all be Masquitas.

No, Sam! I don't want to.

I want my own little place.

No matter how small it is.

What little place? This?

This...

I know about this scheme.

I know about it.

Just today, I gave Ramesh an

advance for the same thing.

Thank you, sir.

Ramesh, keep your hands

on the steering wheel.

- Sorry.

- Look ahead.

- Sam, just...

- Don't think about this.

You go to the party, enjoy yourself. Okay?

Just have a good time.

- Ramesh.

- Yes, sir.

Come back later to pickup madam.

- Okay?

- Okay, sir.

Sam, just once listen to...

Relax.

No sex yet, right?

She's screwing with you

and you're letting her.

Girls need security, man.

She's living comfortably

at Kashin's place

and you know about my situation.

What does sex have to do with a house?

It's got everything to do with a house.

Most relationships start at Juhu Beach

and end at Bandstand.

When I have my own place

there will be a flat-screen

TV in the living room.

A king-size bed in the bedroom

and then we'll have lots of sex.

I love her. I truly love her!

She's the one, bro.

Bro, who's this one?

That's Tina.

She is wearing make-up so

you aren't recognizing her.

Not her, the one next to her.

And now, Ladies and Gentlemen

put your hands together

for Jason and Ruth.

Our lovely bridal couple

will now join you on the dance floor

for a very special version

of the 'Chicken Dance'.

That's when I told him, it's

either my way or the highway.

Outstanding! It was really...

Chick-chick-chick-chick! Chicken Dance!

Rashi ma'am.

Could you please fetch

me a glass of Chenin Blanc?

I want to see all the lovely

couples on the dance floor.

- Now is a good time to find a partner.

- Thanks.

No one does this better than you.

That's too kind. That's too kind.

- Oh, come on.

- But who's he?

I think he's a guy from

the IT Department.

The beautiful lady at the end of

the line, she's up for grabs.

Give me your other hand.

She's found her partner.

When two strangers meet,

They blush and shy

But when love happens,

They soar in the sky

Let's make some noise

And stir up this wedding

With a little romance,

And a little drama

Let's not be shy

And miss this chance

Come on, come on

Let's do the chicken dance

Let's do the chicken dance

Let's do the chicken dance

Ch-ch-chicken dance

Let's do the chicken dance

What are you up to?

Why do you keep chasing me?

There are other

Single girls, who are ready to mingle

Try your luck with them

Everywhere I look, I see you

You're my passion

I feel peaceful in your arms

Take my heart

Hey, what are you doing?

Come on.

- I don't know this one.

- I'll lead you.

Let's do the chicken dance

Let's do the

Let's do the

Let's do the chicken dance

Chicken dance

Chicken dance

Let's do the chicken dance

What?

Is that... you?

Sorry?

I can feel it.

- You can?

- Yeah, it's quite obvious.

I am sorry, you see, it's

been a long time since...

I mean, we're so close.

- Sorry.

- It's okay, I understand.

Pick it up.

Here?

Yeah, it's vibrating.

Vi...

Oh! Of course, its...

Sorry, I got to go. I'm just...

But, thank you.

For?

- Bye.

- Bye.

Sanjay. IT Department, 9th floor.

Karina, 2nd floor.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Chenin Blank! Chenin...

Chenin.

Blanc.

Chenin. Chenin Blanc.

- What's this?

- Chenin Blanc.

Open the secrets in your heart, beloved

Open the secrets in your heart, beloved

Let me know if you

Can do it or not, beloved

Open the secrets in your heart, beloved

I want you to feel something.

Can do it or not, beloved

Open the secrets in your heart

I've got gas.

Do you want to sleep?

I see.

- Slave.

- Boss.

Lift me in your arms and

take me to my room.

Of course, boss.

Or do you want to keep looking at me?

I know what you want.

I want it too.

But not here.

Not now.

But why?

This is Kashin's home.

His bed.

It doesn't feel right here.

Sanju! Can't we just cuddle up?

We've been cuddling all this time.

Who is this now?

Some or the other relative

is always dropping in.

No place to sleep in my own home.

You've been drinking, haven't you?

- Who is that?

- Uncle Gajju.

If I catch you drinking again

I'll break your legs.

- Where should I sleep now?

- Why?

When you were little

you always wanted to sleep

next to uncle Gajju.

Now go and sleep next to him.

But when he...

Go on.

Careful! He has just gone to bed.

Just a few more days.

When I get my own place...

you wouldn't have a problem anymore.

Isn't this place your home?

Really?

This place is leased

to us by the Railways.

The rooms are smaller

than a train compartment.

Try driving a nail in the wall,

it will come crashing down.

They will kick us out

once father retires.

And you call this home.

Home is made up of the

people who live in it.

Not by the size of the

rooms and the walls.

There are way too many people.

Thats the problem.

What are you saying?

If that's the case, why don't

you get your own place?

Soon.

I've even applied for a loan.

It's not easy to get loans. Otherwise,

everyone would've bought their own home.

Mom, I work for a bank.

I'll definitely get a loan.

Why won't I get a loan?

Hello! Why won't I get a 5 million loan?

How would I know? Ask someone

from the department.

I'll fix the department.

Unauthorized.

Authorized.

Wait!

- Excuse me.

- Yes?

- I had applied for a home loan...

- Hi.

Hi.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- How come you're here?

- Yeah. Karina D'Souza, second floor.

- Oh! Home loan.

- Don't you remember?

Of course. Home loan, second floor.

IT, top floor.

Come.

- Are you upset?

- No.

Oh yeah. I had applied

for a home loan...

but someone rejected it.

- Rejected it?

- Yeah.

How is it possible?

Employees get a preference.

Employees get a preference, exactly.

Sanjay Chaturvedi!

Sanjay Chaturvedi.

You know, I was wondering.

I work for this bank...

so I should've got preference.

Getting a loan should've been easy.

But, when it got rejected

I thought there must be a mistake.

I thought I'll check it myself.

But these people have no manners.

People in our office don't

understand hierarchy.

I rejected this loan.

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